The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
Our depravity knows no bounds
Universe: Strand Canon
Other Results: 8 Series
 
 
Stories
A Travesty by Kimmy Jarl Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes loves penetration for ots own sake. He always loses his erection when penetrated. Who cares, he just likes Watson to take him long and slow, or use his hand/fingers when he can't last out the slow pace.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Anal Sex, Fisting
Universe: Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Jun 2011 Updated: 19 Jun 2011


Abysm by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: "The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had."

Holmes is suicidal. The only reason he hasn't killed himself yet is because he knows how much it would hurt Watson. Watson finally learns about it.
I want some serious h/c in this fic please.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Dec 2011 Updated: 15 Dec 2011


Summary: Asexual and fully clothed Holmes fingering and/or jerking off naked and totally incoherent with need and desire Watson.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes can only say "Pants"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: In honor of Talk Like A Pirate Day, we found an unedited version of the Adventure of the Speckled Band.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


As Ever by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson - sappy, slow, totally vanilla, romantic sex. I like me some hardfastroughsex as much as the next person, but I'd love to see the boys having a romantic night in. Preferably book!verse, but I'm not being picky.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Handjob
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Bearing by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: One day, Watson starts to bleed (whether it's from physical trauma or just starts to have pain and starts to bleed) and realizes that he has had a miscarriage. He doesn't tell Holmes.

Some time later, Watson finds himself pregnant again and this time Holmes knows (and is rather excited about becoming a father). Watson has another miscarriage.

After several miscarriages, Watson is finally able to conceive a child and it starts to look like the child might make it to term (maybe it's the longest child Watson has been pregnant with).

Basically, I'd like to see a tread carefully sort of pregnancy.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama , H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Granada (Brett) , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Nov 2012 Updated: 13 Nov 2012


Black Leather by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes fucks Watson's mouth while wearing leather gloves.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Hand Fetish, Handjob, Leather
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Granada (Brett) , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 04 Oct 2011 Updated: 04 Oct 2011


Canon!Lestrade by 9oo Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Wonderful artists of the kinkmeme! I have a request to lay at your feet.

What is your visual interpretation of Inspector Lestrade?

Inquiring minds want to know!
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Careful by unsettledink Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson fetches a cab and finds himself facing Professor Moriarty when he's seated inside. Cue to Moriarty fucking with Watson's head and torturing him via subtle unwanted sexual advances (or you can make them not so subtle, if you want).

Bonus points if when Watson gets back to Baker Street afterward, he tries to hide what happened from Holmes, but Holmes can tell something's wrong and finds out (or he deduces it-- perhaps Moriarty has left a *ahem* mark on Watson for him to see). And of course, Holmes doesn't take it well.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Case in point by onidoko Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson; Watson draws on his military expertise. Dom!Watson. :D
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s, Powerplay
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


Caught by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Ritchie or ACD verse! Holmes heavily pregnant but insisting on continuing with his case. He gets kidnapped, and after a few days, goes into labour right in front the kidnapper who is enjoying the great Sherlock Holmes in such pain.
Watson rescues him, and they deliver the baby just before Lestrade and the rest arrive.
Belly rubs and massages and pregnant!sex before the kidnapping (and before Watson gets all exasperated with Holmes)
The more descriptive the better. What to do, I love pregnant!Holmes!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama , Fluff, H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 May 2012 Updated: 15 May 2012


Closer by crocodile_eat_u Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Book Holmes fucks Watson doggystyle, hand on Watson's neck, pressing his face into the floor. Rough, violent and 100% consensual.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Cuddling by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Mary goes to bed, cuddling up with her husband. When she wakes up she sees Watson cuddling Holmes who seemed to have appeared out of nowhere.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: MMF
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Apr 2012 Updated: 26 Apr 2012


Summary: Dark!Tentacle!Jam!Watson
Categories: Art Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 Mar 2011 Updated: 03 Mar 2011


Double-bedded by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: "We slept in a double- bedded room, which was the best that the little country inn could do for us. I was already asleep when I was partly awakened by his entrance."

Watson's sleeping. Holmes wants to get it in
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Draining by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: He's been working on a tiring case for a while, and he's just going to push off his physical needs for a little while longer, he promises...
Then he goes to bed for a few hours and he wakes up half a day later.
Basically, I want a fic where he DOESN'T manage to put aside his physical needs for long enough, and has to try and solve the case despite being tired as fuck and incredibly fatigued.
Preferably something cute, not horribly depressing...? This prompt could go in a lot of ways and I'm prompting it because I need a pick-me-up over my shame about having crashed several WEEKS early (apparently working past a high fever leaves one a little tired out) and I need some catharsis and encouragement.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Mar 2013 Updated: 08 Mar 2013


Envoi by cj_ludd18 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Can I have a fluffy, hurt and comforty retirement fic, please?
It raining constantly, and I want to read something quiet, sad and philosphical.

Please incorporate this somehow:
"The friends of Mr. Sherlock Holmes will be glad to learn that he is still alive and well, though somewhat crippled by occasional attacks of rheumatism.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Five things Mary has in common with Holmes, and one thing she doesn't.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Foot Fetish by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has a foot fetish.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Foot Fetish
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


For King and Country by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: "50 ways to leave your lover, any pairing, any 'verse, multiple short fills"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Apr 2011 Updated: 24 Apr 2011


Found by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "Watson is immortal. He's still alive now. What does he do? What does he think of the popularity of his stories, and the many adaptations of them?"
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: ACD is a Prat
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific), Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Sep 2011 Updated: 05 Sep 2011


Summary: was re-reading the Onion. In particular, the article Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?

This is sadly, a commonplace occurrence for our dear Doctor Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 678
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes is pregnant with multiple babies.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Holmes/Watson draping by spacefall Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A Holmes/Watson version of this: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky5fi0BQqs1qzzq24o1_400.jpg

I picture Holmes being the one who's dressed (dressed in his usual attire.. with Watson, perhaps, reaching up under his waistcoat?). But, damn, if anyone even fills this at all I'll be happy.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011