The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Universe: Granada (Brett)
Other Results: 8 Series
 
 
Stories
Finding Equilibrium by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Adorable!podgey!Holmes all self-conscious and annoyed at his lack of control over his body, and Watson being very appreciative of Holmes's... curves...
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Weight
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A crown for you by feriowind Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson happily putting a flower crown on Holmes' head.
Holmes can be happy or grumpy about it...personally I think grumpy would be cuter!

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Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


A Kindly Whisper by flying_android Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes does something that makes Watson whisper "Norbury" in his ear.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Can we have a fic where Holmes, in his infinite emotional retardedness, mentions to Watson that he *knows* Watson is in love with him, in a way that makes Watson think Holmes is ridiculing him. I want hurt!Watson who can't believe Holmes would be so intentionally cruel to him. So things are kinda breezy at 221b for a short while, until Holmes clues in and is all WATSON, YOU IDIOT, I LOVE YOU TOO, JESUS CHRIST.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Intercrural Sex
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7354
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Alchemists by feriowind Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Prompt Is: Choose one (or more! more is good!) of the following quotes, write something inspired/using it.

1)"I never saw the way you sacrificed, nor did I know the price you paid"

2)There are too kinds of anger - explosive and implosive. Explosive is the man in the supermarket that screams at the cashier for not taking his coupons. Implosive is the cashier, who sits there day... after day... and then one day, shoots everyone in the store. You're the cashier.

3)Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.

(Also; I'd like to add that I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! MEME, YOU ROCK! (CAPTCHA agrees: experts whizzing (around?)))
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


An Icy Treat by feriowind Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes deepthroating a popsicle in front of Watson.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Bearing by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: One day, Watson starts to bleed (whether it's from physical trauma or just starts to have pain and starts to bleed) and realizes that he has had a miscarriage. He doesn't tell Holmes.

Some time later, Watson finds himself pregnant again and this time Holmes knows (and is rather excited about becoming a father). Watson has another miscarriage.

After several miscarriages, Watson is finally able to conceive a child and it starts to look like the child might make it to term (maybe it's the longest child Watson has been pregnant with).

Basically, I'd like to see a tread carefully sort of pregnancy.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama , H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Granada (Brett) , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Nov 2012 Updated: 13 Nov 2012


Belly Rubs by ladylovelace Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I want Watson giving pregnant!Holmes belly rubs. Granada!verse.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


bikini babe by feriowind Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Can I get an artfill of Holmes at the beach wearing a bikini or something like that? Hell, I'd even settle for a one piece as long as it's some form of modern women's swimwear.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Black Leather by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes fucks Watson's mouth while wearing leather gloves.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Hand Fetish, Handjob, Leather
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Granada (Brett) , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 04 Oct 2011 Updated: 04 Oct 2011


Bow-wow-Chika by siamesegoth2 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Bow wow chika

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon, Pegging
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Breathing is dull by goldenfish_jz Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson and virgin!Holmes are having sex for the first time and Holmes is so terrified he'll do something wrong which will make Watson leave him that he's trembling and shaking and close to tears. Watson realizes what's wrong and assures him that there is nothing Holmes could possibly do to drive him away and proceeds to be really, really gentle with Holmes while slowly unraveling him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Virginity
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Brett!Holmes is the Old Spice Guy.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Brett!Holmes gives Mrs Hudson a hug. I care not for the reason, as long as there is fluff :D
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Brett!Holmes meets RDJ!Holmes by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: RDJ!Holmes and Brett!Holmes meet. The latter wonders where the former's penis went.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Brett!Holmes/Brett!Watson by dunalqua Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Didnīt see this prompt filled : BrettHolmes/BrettWatson.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Dopplebang
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Bust by ms_meryl Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes poses nude so Watson can have some practice drawing/painting (or whatever artistic category you'd like.) the human form.
It all starts off innocently enough...for artistic purposes, but leads to more, as Watson REALLY starts to study parts of Holmes’s body.
Sexy time ensues soon after.

Bonus points for virginal Holmes…and even MORE bonus points if later that night Holmes catches Watson sketching some rather raunchy things from their earlier romp.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Check-up by feriowind Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is a tad sick but milking it for sympathy and Holmes takes the opportunity to improve his bedside manner and come up with some interesting new ways with bandaging. Oh ... and Watson would like Holmes in a nurses outfit.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Costumes, Cross-Dressing, Medical Fetish
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Cold by bcaluroso Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Since I first read the ACD stories - lo these many years ago - this line has intrigued me:

"I assure you that the most winning woman I ever knew was hanged for poisoning three little children for their insurance money..." --Sherlock Holmes, The Sign Of Four

Who was this woman? How did Holmes know her? Did he discover her crime? And what in the name of John Hamish Watson made her so deucedly attractive to him???
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Compostion by ninja_firefly Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson/Lestrade Do with it what you will

Granada would be nice, but I'll take what I can get
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Cross universe Porn by feriowind Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Brett!Holmes/Jude!Watson
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Debauched by feriowind Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Filling prompts for the meme has made me realize that I really like the idea of Holmes getting all messed up during sex. Could someone draw him post-sex with his hair a tangle, his body covered in bites, scratches, and bruises, sweating all over, etc?
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Disheveled Holmes by ms_meryl Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: TV!Holmes, but disheveled like movie!Holmes at the beginning of the movie. You know, with the tattered robe and the stubble, crawling on the floor.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Disheveled Holmes by feriowind Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: TV!Holmes, but disheveled like movie!Holmes at the beginning of the movie. You know, with the tattered robe and the stubble, crawling on the floor.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Down the Creek by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade rides Holmes in a chair.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011