The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
Our depravity knows no bounds
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Other Results: 21 Series
 
 
Stories
Summary: After a fight at the Punchbowl Holmes gets very drunk and Watson has to deal with a beat up, intoxicated Holmes who is very...handsy
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


"Don't get all excited" by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson. "Don't get excited"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 279
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


"Don't get excited." by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

"Don't get excited."


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 279
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Summary:

"Holmes, have you stolen my undergarments again?"
"Uh, we have a barter system."
"But my undergarments?!"
"Yes. And you are welcome to mine."
"I don't want to get inside your undergarments!"
"That's not what you said about my pants, dear Watson." 


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 152
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Summary:

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

Just... 

...use that line. 
Holmes/Watson bitte!


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 338
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Summary: "I love you." "Go fuck yourself."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary:

"Kindest of kisses break the hardest of hearts" 

I´d like Holmes/Watson, but if you are inspired to write some other pairing, go for it.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


"Rude" and "Shush!" by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The 5 times that Holmes slept where he shouldn't have done and the 1 time he was fine (blatantly Watson's bed :D), or however many times people want to do, sleepy!holmes is so sweet (:
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


"Shut up, Holmes." by tabby_stardust Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Jude!Watson's so sick and tired of RDJ!Holmes' chatter and violin playing that he finally snaps, tricking him into his handcuffs then gagging him. Once he has his attention, he explains why he's doing this and threatens to shove his violin bow where the sun don't shine.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 29 Mar 2011 Updated: 29 Mar 2011


"Well, dear Watson.." by flibbles1989 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Movie line prompt: "Get that thing out of my face" only with penis.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: I would like Irene, handcuffed to the bed. Brought to the brink by Holmes, only to have him leave the room for tobacco, a case, ninja!attack!, whatever really. She's stuck there for awhile, naked (a reverse of what happened in the movie), only to have him come back with roses and strawberries. Which are used in fun, sexy ways (LIKE THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE THAT HAPPENS WITH THIS PAIR. THEY DON'T DO TEA PARTIES) before THE FUCKITY-FUCK (I love that phrase).
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Orgasm denial
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


...---... by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: help! I need to take a piss! badly! but the cat MY LORD AND RULER is sitting on me! adorable and blinky eyed and warm and purrry and WON'T LET ME GO!


HELP!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: ...---...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


1 of 50 Ways by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: 50 Ways to Leave your Lover -- multiple short fills.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Apr 2011 Updated: 22 Apr 2011


2009 Movie - GMD Crossover by astapez Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is turned into a mouse. He ends up spending some time and helping out Dawson and Basil. Holmes is worried/frustrated and a bit amused. He tries to find out who turned Watson into a mouse.

When Watson protects Dawson and Basil from a cat, he is seriously injured... and finding the person responsible for turning him into a mouse becomes a search that everyone is involved in--man, mouse, dog bird---everyone.

Non-cracky
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Blackwood, Constable Clarke, Coward, Dawson, Dredger, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, John Watson, Ratigan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Jan 2012 Updated: 17 Jan 2012


2009!Lestrade by wheres_walnut Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Wonderful artists of the kinkmeme! I have a request to lay at your feet.

What is your visual interpretation of Inspector Lestrade?

Inquiring minds want to know!
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


24 HOURS by mothergoddamn Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: 24/Holmes Crossover
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


3,600 by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want to see a badass RDJ Holmes accosted or taken prisoner by a group of baddies and beaten up and rrrrraped. Maybe more than once. Maybe all the baddies have a go. Maybe Watson is forced to watch or maybe he comes to the rescue. Most important - Holmes doesn't turn into a slobbering wreck or anything, he remains his flippant and insulting self during the actual ordeal, if only as a defense mechanism against this degradation. And then Watson must heal him with smooches and stuff. Pls?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Gangbang, NonCon, Torture
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1927
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


A better place by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes helps Watson's PSTD with his violin playing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


A Bitter Message by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Blackwood or someone humiliates Holmes by forcing him to drink his own piss.

*hides under the bed*


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Watersports
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


A Cause Overseas by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Great Mouse Detective/The Rescuers anyone? Bonus points if the 09! Verse is mixed in. "WATSON? WHAT IS WITH ALL THE TALKING RODENTS?
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Dawson, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary:

“I should have brought you a sedative.”
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, D/s, Drugging, Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 918
[Report This] Published: 23 Oct 2011 Updated: 23 Oct 2011


A Debt by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Post-Movie, Blackwood isn't dead (saved by, I dunno, Spiderman or something). But he's ruined. If he shows up as alive, he'll be executed for real. His title is worthless, his fortune has been seized. He figures the least he can do is spring Coward from the clink.

And is shocked to find that Coward still wants him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


A Failed Experiment by lovelornity Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Several prompts appeared at the requesting a continuation of the events at the gypsy camp. Two people asked for a first time fic, and one requested Watson not remember in the morning.

 

Spoilers: A Game of Shadows

 


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drunkeness
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Dec 2011 Updated: 01 Jan 2012


A Fine Mess by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I'll give my heart to anyone who will write me a fill about Holmes bonding with puppy Gladstone, even though he doesn't like dogs (or is afraid of them, maybe?)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: So, way back on the original kinkmeme, I wrote a Sherlock Holmes/Dexter crossover with Watson as a conscientious sociopathic murderer.
Later, someone posted a request for some murder porn, and I decided to write a smutty sequel. Being the lazy asshole that I am, it took me about three months. (And I swear, I'll get back on the WIPs I've got eventually.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011