The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Other Results: 23 Series
 
 
Stories
Breathe by evie Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has had a tooth pulled out and can't smoke as the suction would stop the wound from healing properly. This makes him very cranky and to solve this, Watson smokes for him i.e. takes a drag on his cigarette / pipe and blows the smoke into Holmes' mouth. This leads to very awkward sexual tension.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: A fic where Sherlock and John meets in their fifties or sixties would be cool. Sherlock is still solving crimes and John has retired from the military. If Mycroft, Lestrade or Moriarty pop up, that would be awesome, too. BBC verse would be awesome but I'd love this in any verse.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 935
[Report This] Published: 06 Jul 2011 Updated: 06 Jul 2011


Summary:

A fic where Sherlock and John meets in their fifties or sixties would be cool. Sherlock is still solving crimes and John has retired from the military. If Mycroft, Lestrade or Moriarty pop up, that would be awesome, too. BBC verse would be awesome but I'd love this in any verse.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Summary: Mycroft's and Sherlock's first meeting 3 years after Reichenbach. I want lots of unemotionality masking brotherly feelings, culminating in a big bear hug.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Brothers by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Repost from part... oh I don't even bloody remember but:
Mycroft cuddling/comforting his precious petit frere.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes deals with the aftermath of a child's murder.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 242
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Bundle of Joy by ljghunter Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Mary and Watson doesn't need any children ;-)
They can adopt Holmes!

This is such a sweet fic!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Infantilism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Across the oceans, across the seas. Over forests of blackened trees.
Through valleys so still we dare not breathe, to be by your side.

Over the shifting desert plains, across mountains all in flames.
Through howling winds and driving rains, to be by your side.

Every mile and every year for every one a little tear.
I cannot explain this, dear, I will not even try.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


By Any Other Size by ingridmatthews Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson starts gaining weight now that they're getting older while Holmes stays thin as a rake. He's embaaaaarrassed and Holmes has to convince him that he still loves his body.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


By your side by buriedbooks Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Across the oceans, across the seas. Over forests of blackened trees.
Through valleys so still we dare not breathe, to be by your side.

Over the shifting desert plains, across mountains all in flames.
Through howling winds and driving rains, to be by your side.

Every mile and every year for every one a little tear.
I cannot explain this, dear, I will not even try.

Two drabbles
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes calls out for Watson.

But Watson won't (can't?) answer.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


Can I Stay by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Post Empty House reunion with Holmes and Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Canaria by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: After reichenbach watson reasons that the only way to keep Holmes safe and with him is to ensure he cannot go out on cases. He doses holmes with careful poison to keep him in an invalid state and blames it on failing health
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drugging
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Canon Prompts by fiveclawedfics Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: So way back when I thought I had more time than I actually did, I asked the meme to give me suggestive lines from canon, and then I would write porn for them. Well, I still don't have time to do much writing but I thought a little porn might be good to relieve some of that end-of-year stress. So here I am, keeping my promise
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Captive by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Post-Reichenbach. Holmes returns from the dead, but Watson isn't quite the same man he once knew. Twisted by grief and loss, Watson decides he wants Holmes all to himself and only himself, and locks naked Holmes up in the basement of his Cavendish Place home.

Loads of hearts if filler writes lots of rough, smutty sex and Holmes succeeds in dragging Watson out of his inner darkness and back to his good self in the end.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Angst, Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Bondage, Drugging, DubCon, Feeding, Intercrural Sex, Orgasm denial
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Care by truthwritaslies Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Everyone sees the ways Watson looks after Holmes. Almost no one notices what Holmes does to look after Watson.

Slash or gen, victorian verse please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 151
[Report This] Published: 28 Jul 2011 Updated: 28 Jul 2011


Carried by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: John carries Mary over their new threshold and to bed. In completely different but not unrelated circumstances, Mycroft also carries Sherlock to bed.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Mar 2011 Updated: 10 Mar 2011


Cat by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Someone cheer me up and make me laugh and realize that life doesn't suck as much as it feels like it does right now.


John presents Sherlock with a present -- a kitty.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Mar 2011 Updated: 01 Mar 2011


Caught by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Ritchie or ACD verse! Holmes heavily pregnant but insisting on continuing with his case. He gets kidnapped, and after a few days, goes into labour right in front the kidnapper who is enjoying the great Sherlock Holmes in such pain.
Watson rescues him, and they deliver the baby just before Lestrade and the rest arrive.
Belly rubs and massages and pregnant!sex before the kidnapping (and before Watson gets all exasperated with Holmes)
The more descriptive the better. What to do, I love pregnant!Holmes!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama , Fluff, H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 May 2012 Updated: 16 May 2012


Summary: Watson is shot while saving Holmes's life. Watson is comatose. Several weeks after the shooting he awakens to find his consciousness has transfered to Homes pipe/cigarette case...something. Holmes can hear watson. At first, he believes he has gone mad. Then, Watson discovers that he can 'think' things to move....and convinces Holmes that he is possessing...whatever.

Holmes forgets which pipe is which and accidentally mouths Pipe!Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Sep 2011 Updated: 16 Sep 2011


Celeberrimous by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: http://savethewords.org/

Chose a word, any word off that site and write a fic from it.

any pairing. any verse. any length. Just use some off those wonderful words.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Chained Heat by middletone Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: But I still need it for some reason. Holmes and Lestrade in a Chained Heat scenario. Whether this means handcuffed!sex, BAMF handcuffed criminal chases, or enough bitching to drive Watson insane is up to whoever fills this.

Granada-verse preferred, but BBC works too.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Chair Sex! by reasonabsurd Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is sitting in a Queen Anne chair. Watson sits on his lap, hooks his legs around the armrests and the back of the chair, and rides his mystery-solving husband like a wild stallion.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Mar 2011 Updated: 10 Mar 2011


Challenge #3 by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: For Challenge #3

The Japanese have an expression, "even monkeys fall from trees." It is a phrase used to comfort someone after they make an uncharacteristic mistake.

So, the theme is: mistakes, large or small and of any nature.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Challenge #3
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Challenge #3 by mothergoddamn Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: For Challenge #3

The Japanese have an expression, "even monkeys fall from trees." It is a phrase used to comfort someone after they make an uncharacteristic mistake.

So, the theme is: mistakes, large or small and of any nature.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Challenge #3
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011