The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
Our depravity knows no bounds
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Other Results: 23 Series
 
 
Stories
Dark!Mothergoddamn by mothergoddamn Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: So, I'm trailing through this meme cringing at my drunken outbursts. Apparently I wrote a terrible RIP to Gary Coleman, put contacts in over other contacts, gave away my Kiefer DVD collection and offered to write het? I also woke up to find this fill attempt open in Microsoft Word. I have no idea what I was filling so if this is yours-enjoy.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Meme Members, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: A couple posts back, there was a prompt .

OP wanted it non-cracky
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Mycroft, James Moriarty
Genre: Dark, Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes & Watson's personal items have gained minds of their own. Dark minds.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Jan 2012 Updated: 23 Jan 2012


Summary: Dark!Watson fucks Holmes' left nostril
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Torture
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: CONTINUE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS. DX<

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR TWO DAYS. XDD
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Orgasm denial
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Clothed male, naked male prompt.
Categories: Art Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Dark!Watson punishes Moriarty by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

After Reichenbach, Moriarty is relieved to be rescued by a handsome, mustache-sporting fellow who seems concerned about his numerous injuries.

That relief doesn't last long. Dark!Watson torments Moriarty (physically, emotionally, sexually, whatever) and keeps him alive as a human punching bag during the Hiatus.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, James Moriarty
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 02 Aug 2011 Updated: 02 Aug 2011


Dark!Watson stabs holmes by scap3goat Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson plunges the knife in just as Holmes orgasms.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark!Watson, desperate to kill Holmes, tries a different tactic.
Categories: Art Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Feb 2011 Updated: 19 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark!Watson gets his hands on your tamagotchi
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Deal with the devil by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes makes a deal with the devil that in exchange of his intellect, Watson's crippling leg and shoulder wounds will dissappear.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


DEAR ANON by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: DEAR ANON....


(in response to virtual gifts for the meme)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Death is a Slap on the Wrist by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is immortal.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 02 Apr 2012 Updated: 02 Apr 2012


Summary:

I mourn, now that your house contains
such fractured shadows.
This wine you’ve handed me
tastes sour. I joke and you do not laugh.
When you speak, assuming my approval,
I stare into discoloured
depths of my glass, longing
to get away...


Harry Guest, "Death of a Friendship"

Make it hurt, anons.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 May 2011 Updated: 17 May 2011


Deathfic by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Watson dies. 


Disease?

Beating?

Torture?

Anything... But old age. Gone far before his time. Dead before Holmes.

However his death, I want it to be tragic. I want holmes to feel guilty. I want all of Holmes feelings. His realizations of how poorly he treated his friend so often. How life will be without him.

Make it tragic. Make me cry.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Deductive Rimming by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want to see a fic where Holmes becomes dependent in order to rimming of Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Rimming
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Defensive by unsettledink Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

...yes, I'm asking for Gladstone H/C.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Degeneration by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: All is well in front of the Scotland Yard chaps but when Holmes is alone Dark!HomophobicWatson is:
"I saw they way you were looking at Lestrade, you whore! You flaunt your depravity" like. Then he teaches Holmes a lesson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Delicious Side Effects by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Errant comment fill for "Yum! :D Please continue!".
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


Delivered by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I want Holmes to be pregnant. Make it m-preg, make him into a girl, do any combination of the two...your choice in the details so long as he's heavily and obviously pregnant. (and preferably au enough that no one finds it THAT weird that it happened)

And I want a person fondling him, feeling his belly, like a proud and besotted and doting father of the baby/lover might do. Feeling the baby move, whispering in Holmes's ear, perhaps even hands travelling south like he wants a re-enactment of what led to Holmes's condition in the first place. Tasting his milk. The sort of scene that should be fluffy and beautiful and possibly sexy.

Except he isn't the baby's father or Holmes's lover. He's Holmes's kidnapper/stalker.

So what happens when the real daddy arrives? Bonus points if the baby starts coming at an inopportune moment and Holmes's and the baby's lives are in real danger.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 May 2011 Updated: 13 May 2011


Delusions of Grandeur by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

So we've had Holmes as a figment of Watson's imagination/split personality, and we've had vice versa.

What I really want to see is both Watson and Holmes being the split personalities/figments of Lestrade's imagination.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 Mar 2011 Updated: 31 Mar 2011


Demon Watson by arileo Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson's father lost a bet to the Devil before Watson was born, and in order to repay his debt, Watson's father allowed the Devil to possess him and impregnate his wife with Watson.

Years later, the Devil wants his archdemon. Now.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Detective Poodle by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes likes to dress in Gothic Lolita.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson finds out Holmes is a cutter.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Dialogue Only by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson dialogue only sex scene!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011