The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Other Results: 23 Series
 
 
Stories
Discovering Dominance by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: There's a lot of stories where there's D/s, focusing on the submissive experience. What about the dominant one? Gimme fic where Watson, Holmes, Clarky, or Mary discover they like being sexually dominant. Describe how they get off on it and why it's enjoyable for them.


Prompt is from a submissive anon who would like to understand that experience more- but with porn!- and Sherlock Holmes characters of course.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Mycroft vs. Ridcully in a pie eating contest. Not BBC-verse. That Mycroft has too much restraint.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 187
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary:

Watson's favorite disguise of Holmes' was always...



Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 May 2011 Updated: 31 May 2011


DIY by ladylovelace Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson has a mechanical cock.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Don't Cry by bowsofwrath Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Victor Trevor breaks Holmes' heart.Based on "Don't Cry" by Guns n' Roses.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Victor Trevor
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: While working a case Sherlock and Watson discover that the crime was commited in the name of some guys male lover. Watson is all like, "Doesn't make sense why would anyone risk it not to mention the tremendous pain of trying to have intercourse..." and Holmes cuts him off being all, "Well that's not quite right" and goes on to describe in loving, meticulous detail about the joys of having a penis inside you.

Initially Watson's mustache gets all bent out of shape but a few weeks later he's asking for a demonstration.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Drag!Holmes first time by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes wears a dress for the first time in his life as a disguise for a case, and figures out that it's exciting him sexually.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Drastic Measures by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock Holmes and Doctor John Watson. One of them is injured while working on a case (I'm partial to Sherlock Holmes being the injured party, but whichever you'd prefer), which leads to intense hurt/comfort, which leads eventually to a confession of love, which leads to, if you'll excuse my bluntness, sex.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Duet For Violin by sanguineheroine Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Violins

(scroll down for fill)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Dusting it off by teaandsequiturs Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Watson ends up turning to prostitution to raise funds (make up your own reasons...practise going badly, refuses to be a kept man by Holmes, moustache needs a new pair of shoes)

He finds he has a large succession of customers: his friends. Some are trying to help, Some are affecting care, but eager at the opportunity to buy Watson Goods now they're on the market. Go nuts, with any combination Mycroft pays him four pounds for Watson to sit there and be stared at for half an hour. Irene is openly curious about the Great White Dong of Three Continents. Maybe Lestrade has a huge uniform kink and wants to be spanked madly while Gregson yells abuse. Mrs. Hudson wants the cobwebs cleaned. Mix it up!


Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Mar 2011 Updated: 17 Mar 2011


DUTCH OVEN TIME by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes, Watson, get into fart wars.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


DYIN AU by w_a_i_d Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I read the AU where Watson gets poisoned. I now want to read the one where Watson DIES because Holmes is a drama queen. *evil laugh*
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Irritating firsts: Violin Playing
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Embrace by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes feeling extremely depressed/lonely and just wants to embrace Watson....but doesn't have a clue how to ask.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Empty House angst by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

I am in almost physical need of angst. 

Empy House. Watson does not forgive Holmes. He is deeply hurt by Holmes' apparent distrust and misuse of him. He lets Holmes know how much he has suffered, and how much more he suffers now. 

Watson is not moved by Holmes' shattered expression or pained eyes. He does not stop when Holmes yells for him to come back. 

Watson refuses to see Holmes, calls the police when he tries to break in. Ignores him. 

Holmes is broken by guilt.

And then, one day, Holmes sees Watson taking a stroll. He yells out. Watson turns, and runs towards Holmes....to push him out of the way of an oncoming cab.

Watson is either killed or permanently injured. Whether he forgives Holmes or not is up to the author.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Jun 2011 Updated: 14 Jun 2011


Empty House Watson-Rage by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: A different take on the Empty House - after waking up from passing out, Watson first listens quietly to Holmes's explanation, and then starts screaming at him about how Holmes is the cruelest, most heart-breakingly selfish person he has ever met. Does Holmes not realise that he can't just show up like that after all these years and act like everything's just a bloody joke and expect Watson to be happy about it, and how Watson has spent three years grieving for him, and has he no heart at all?


And Holmes standing stock still, frozen with shame and hurt, unable to even look at Watson for all the shame he feels for breaking his Watson's heart like that.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Errant Comment: Awwwww, I loved that! So sweet. b29; I wish the ending hadn't cut off so abruptly, but maybe there'll be more? I can dream, lol!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Castration
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Moriarty and Moran use errant comments as a secret code.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Wow, this is great! I want more... I really would love to see more of their hilarious bickering, and it was wonderful when Holmes showed up with his new partner. ;) Please continue~
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by truthwritaslies Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I guess my image counts too. :D I didn't make it as sexy though:
http://pics.livejournal.com/wingfoot_42/pic/0000ckgy/
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 230
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Errant comment fill! by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: The errant comment has been erased to the sands of time. One can only assume what the errant comment was. Historians will puzzle for years to come.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Summary: Errant Comment: Thanks for all the orgasms kinkmemers. I haven't jacked off this often since I was 15.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Errant Comment fill:

My only criticism: it wasn't long enough!

I hope to see more fills from you soon.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment, First Times, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Evening on the Ground by noblefish Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: From Iron & Wine's "Evening on the Ground (Lilith's Song)"

"We were born to fuck each other
one way or another"

Everything is open to the writer. Pairing, kink, whatevs. I just love the line and think it needs a fic.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes develops paranoid schizophrenia.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Sep 2011 Updated: 16 Sep 2011