The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Other Results: 23 Series
 
 
Stories
Summary:

Oh best beloved, might I have Watson/Holmes in the style of Kipling's Just So Stories? I think they would be scrumptious and so sentimental.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mike Stamford, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1475
[Report This] Published: 25 Oct 2011 Updated: 13 Nov 2011


Humpcatting. by purpletune Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Humpcatting.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: I realllly want h/c where Holmes was kidnapped and assaulted, and when he's rescued no one knows about the assault, and Holmes quite determinedly pushes Watson away - except Watson is having none of it, and is getting quite pissed off about the entire affair. Finally Watson overcomes Holmes in some manner - tying him up, etc., and Holmes completely flips out. Watson coos and calms him, and there is cuddling and making out and possibly bj's but no penetration given Holmes trauma.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Hush by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes and Watson adopt a baby 
(it would be adorable if it were a baby girl!, but feel free to choose the sex )


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Apr 2011 Updated: 26 Apr 2011


Hypnotism!Kink by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I seriously can't believe this isn't prompted more. Give me some hypnotized!Holmes being taken advantage of by... someone. Blackwood, Moriarty, Dark!Watson... IDEK. But, really. Hypnotized!Holmes. And maybe some angst after?
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Hypnotism, Incest, NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary:

The universes are colliding!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 Mar 2011 Updated: 31 Mar 2011


I Don't Want To Lose You by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade is doing something dangerous, and Gregson is freaking out.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


Summary: Holmes is stalked by a flying penis.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: This long-overdue prompt is for [info]muir_wolf who wrote a great Psych fanfic that made me desperate to read a crossover. So, the prompt is simple: it must be oozing with Holmes/Watson and Shassie goodness. (I'd prefer if the pairings are kept like that - no boyfriend swapping, please!- and I am also not a big fan of foursomes.) How and why the two universes collide is entirely up to you. Bonus points will definitely be in order, however, for overprotectiveness and jealousy (and confessions and/or first kisses, if you should so choose). b29;
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: "I love how I don’t know where this is going! *nibbles fingernails*"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


I love you by lily_the_cheese Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: At Reichenback, Watson is so downhearted after reading Holmes' letter that he jumps into the falls. Holmes can't but watch.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary:

Have we had this yet?



Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 02 Aug 2011 Updated: 02 Aug 2011


Summary: Moriarty kisses Santa Claus. Watson is jealous until a threeway breaks out.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Mycroft catches his brother kissing Santa Claus. An emu is thrown around.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Drabble Challenge: I want it and I'm willing to kill to have it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: XXX or Die
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: I'll follow you into the dark.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade thinks he's going to have a lonely Christmas. Mycroft shows up.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock and Watson trapped in a lift. U-S-T-I-N-G.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


I'm sick of you! by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Snide Comment: I am sick of all you pretentious assholes on this Kink Meme. I know it's all the same person doing it anyways. Its probably dire-redox because all she ever does is get OT and name drop what pretentious shit books she reads and pretentious shit music she listens to. I'm so bored of it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Okay, in some mad back & forthing with Cutebutpsycho99 in which it was discussed that Jeremy Brett (Granada Holmes, of course) played Freddie in My Fair Lady, and he had a bit of the sweet, throbby, musical pash for Eliza Doolittle (Audrey Hepburn - awesome), and in that movie she gently kicked him to the curb. So... well, look, you don't need to know the exact path that led to my madness, you just need a prompt... Ahem!

I had this totally weird brain fart where Eliza Doolittle comes to the Granada Holmes with a case. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Possibly regarding the murder of 'enry 'iggins.

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE, JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN, PEOPLE!

And I've seen some of what y'all have made happen, too. *points finger* You know who you are.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


If Ink Holds True by por_queeee Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes secretly writes smutty fanfiction about Watson.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage, Handjob, UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 02 Jan 2012 Updated: 07 Jan 2012


ILLU (Slash remix) by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: AU ILLU. Gruner doesn't collect women - he collects men. And he has his eye set on Watson
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gruner, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


In Darkness, Truth by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want Holmes and Watson travelling by train, when suddenly they get stuck in a tunnel. Watson can't stand staying on the dark, he starts panicking and Holmes leaves the wagon, promising to grope for matches, somewhere in the bloddy train. But he doesn't go and fetch for a light. He comes back and takes advantage of the darkness to fuck Watson. Make it rough. Make it desperate. *I should be ashamed, I really should*
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Holmes, John Watson
Genre: Dark, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary:

Can we get some Moriarty fic up in here? Maybe him nerding out to some proof or equation while his minions watch? Smut? Whatever gets you going!


Categories: Art Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Mar 2011 Updated: 17 Mar 2011


Summary: Holmes starts courting Watson with the traditional Victorian rituals.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011