The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Other Results: 23 Series
 
 
Stories
Summary: Dark, rainy thunderstorms turn Watson on.

"It was a dark and stormy night..."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Moving Day by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: It's moving day. For some reason Watson and Holmes have to move a couch (aka settee) into their flat,and it won't fit through the door.

What do they do?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Granada (Brett) , Russian Series , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Sequel to The Crack in the Ceiling...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson
Genre: Dark, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: The crack in the ceiling had a habit of sometimes looking like a rabbit
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Mrs H has made it her mission to subtly prod and create as many suggestive or romantic situations as possible, all while pretending to be completely innocent, until one/both of them finally admit(s) his/their feelings.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Mrs. Hudson Has Her Way by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Mrs. Hudson finds out about the true nature of Holmes and Watson's relationship and blackmails them.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Mrs. Hudson
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Sep 2011 Updated: 05 Sep 2011


Summary:


Mrs. Hudson calmly serves tea to a client and covers for them as Holmes and Watson make very noisy love upstairs.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 554
[Report This] Published: 31 Mar 2011 Updated: 31 Mar 2011


Summary: "Mrs. Hudson. I assure you. there is a very logical explanation for all of this! You see, our dear Watson tripped, fell, and his penis just so happened to land inside my anus."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Gagging
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Multiple mini Holmes by masakochan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The original was Creepy!Watson illustrating the definition of 'cling'. Down in the thread someone wanted to see different versions of Holmes clinging to Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Creepy!Watson clings to you
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Mustaches are awesome! Watson as the Old Spice guy.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Mute Holmes + Sign Language by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes needs to use sign language to communicate for the time being, but it turns out he's been saying some inappropriate things to Watson without meaning to...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Mutual Masturbation by flibbles1989 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson. Sodomy is illegal, so Holmes and Watson work out some sort of system of simultaneous masturbation. This meme needs some desperate wanking with epic eye contact and gasping out each others names without them ever being able to touch each other.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


My Dearest Friend by damnednforsaken Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Like in that scene in Spiderman, but with Holmes and Watson (with one of them laying on the settee or something). I don’t care who initiates – but I would like it to be unexpected, and it would be appreciated if the fic starts off pre-established relationship. Super bonus points if you go into detail about one or both of their thoughts about how incredible the kiss is. What happens afterwards is up to you, as long as there’s a happy ending. b29;
P.S. Am I the only one who finds this idea incredibly hot?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


My Gift to You by crocodile_eat_u Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson makes Virgin!Holmes fuck himself with a dildo.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Toys
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


My most intimate friend. by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson ties Holmes to a bed and rapes him, then does it again
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Mycroft by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I want a feeder and feedee. I dont care who which is. I just want one.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, OMC
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Feeding
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 May 2011 Updated: 16 May 2011


Mycroft as a stripper by diamond_04 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: On the weekends, Mycroft works as a stripper for chubby chaser clubs.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Mycroft created Watson's penis, and he wants it back.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Mycroft H/C by my_dear_watson7 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I don't think we have seen any Mycroft h/c. Not necessarily during the Hiatus, just random things. Like maybe he breaks a leg and it ruins his carefully-plotted schedule. IDK.

I'd prefer non-BBC series, please. :)

Thanks!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Mycroft is my favorite by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I want Mycroft to reproduce. I want baby Mycroft's, I want him to love every second of it, and be really good at being a family man. I don't care who's the mommy, but I think it's high time my big fella gets some more loving.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary:

Mycroft deduces that Holmes is in love with Watson BEFORE HOLMES EVEN REALIZES IT "What are you talking about, brother mine, that is preposterous!"

But the idea is in his head now. And he starts analyzing his behaviors with Watson and is like "BLAST MYCROFT WAS RIGHT"


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Mystery Solved by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock's emotions run very high when he solves a mystery.

Urgent, sloppy sex please!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


Naked Lestrade by stranded_pearl Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade becomes a nudist
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Naked!Holmes by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes wanders about the house. Naked.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Natural Progression by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

The start of Holmes and Watson's romantic relationship was not uncertain and full of angst. It was all very simple. 


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Apr 2011 Updated: 26 Apr 2011


Summary:

I want to see a fic where Holmes really did take that tumble off the falls. BUT WAIT- when Watson is going through his friends belongings, he finds a certain little book o'spells. I want there to be a spell where you can bring someone back from the dead (Impossible, I know really) BUT, someone else must die to do it.

GIVE ME DARK WATSON TORTURE. I would really like to see his thought process. Why does he decide to go through with the spell? Who does he sacrifice? Mary? Painfull scenes with Mary being tortured in the ritual/angsty good-bye sex that she doesn't know is good-bye are welcome. Did Watson fully understand what Holmes did for his mental state before Holmes died?

It's up to anon on whether or not the spell actually works. But if it works, does Watson confess what he's done? What are Holmes reactions? I'm not looking for a happy fluffy bunny ending, but I would prefer if Holmes didn't turn Watson away completely. If the ritual doesn't work, how does Watson live with himself, or does he?

You can put any pairings in here, but at the core of it, I'd like it to be Holmes/Watson. Also, if you cannot write rituals/spellwork, I'm not picky. The spell itself is not important. What I really want to see is Watson's mental process, and how his actions change without Holmes around to tell him "that's enough."


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011