The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Other Results: 23 Series
 
 
Stories
Nerve and Knowledge by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is Moriarty. He created the crimes to keep Holmes off drugs.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Never More by SHxJW Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Watson is turned into a Jekyll/Hyde type by an experiment of Holmes'... However, what no one knows is that Hyde!Watson has taken a new name in the London underworld: Moriarty.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Dark, Drama , Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Life or Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 698
[Report This] Published: 07 Aug 2011 Updated: 10 Aug 2011


Nevo by callmeinman Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

This idea just came to me, and there's no way I can write it myself, so if anyone feels like inspiration would strike, here you go.

Three years after Reichenbach, Watson gets a visit from a scruffy old bookseller. The man is quite obviously mad, since he makes the most outrageous offer to Watson: Sherlock Holmes or Mary Morstan Watson - he can have one of them back from the dead, but only one. Who does he want to pick?

Now, to make it more complicated (because I love me some piping hot angst), I don't want this to be too easy for Watson. Therefore, some conditions:

(1) I don't insist on canon here. If you want to go with Holmes is really dead, they pulled two bodies out of the base of the waterfall and he had a lovely funeral, that's fine. It's equally fine if you want to go with canon and in reality he's been wandering around Europe and parts of Asia for the past three years, or if you want to leave it amibiguous - no, there wasn't a body found, but surely if he was alive, he'd have let Watson know?

(2) Following on from that, is this scruffy old bookseller Holmes in disguise (and let me state that, if it is, and he pulls this shit expecting Watson to pick him and be delighted when he goes "TA-DA! Yes, I was alive all this time, old chap!", then Watson should break his goddamn nose for him. Canon was just about allowable, but this would be too cruel)? If it's not, is it a nutty old guy that bumped into Watson on the street, or maybe, just maybe, he really can do what he says?

(3) And finally, just to make it a real choice and a hard, heart-breaking one, I don't want Watson suddenly realising that Holmes is the real love of his life so bye, bye Mary. Watson loved Holmes sincerely and deeply, but as a very close friend and brother, nothing more. Watson was in love with Mary (it wasn't a marriage of convenience to mask his desire for Holmes or keep them in the closet). Objectively speaking, the world needs Sherlock Holmes - he's unique. Whereas Mary was a perfectly nice woman, but she really didn't matter to anyone.

Except Watson.

Watson has always done his duty - he became a doctor because he wanted to help people, he joined the Army because he wanted to serve his Queen and country. He's always done the right thing, and this time, isn't the right thing to pick Sherlock Holmes' life over that of an ordinary woman? But why, for once, shouldn't Watson have what he wants, not what is best for everyone else? So who does he pick?

tl; dr: three years after Reichenbach, Watson is offered the chance to bring either Holmes or Mary back from the dead. Who does he choose?


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Apr 2011 Updated: 26 Apr 2011


Summary: Prompt was a picture of a squid wearing a deerstalker, carrying a pipe and magnifying glass.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Night Terrors by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Moran is terrified of bananas. Mathematician!Moriarty tries to demonstrate that they are perfectly safe on his much-abused chalkboard of doom, but the numbers just go over Moran's head.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Crack, Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Nightgown Holmes by Owl Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Have a random craving for Holmes in a nightshirt. Do it up however you want, cute or sexy or whatever. Just give me Holmes in his PJs!


Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Dec 2011 Updated: 01 Jan 2012


Nightmare by SlashyKink Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Watson has strong desires that he tries to suppress but Holmes becomes one of his victims.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


No Good by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Evidently I just can't fuck with Holmes enough today. I don’t know why, but I want Suicidal!Holmes. But NOT because Watson has married Mary. I just do not like Holmes being as can’t-live-without-my-man pathetic as Bella Swan, or Watson owing Holmes adultery LEST HE DIE, or Mary being all Evol!Obstacle!Temptress!woman.

So, send him into a tailspin because of something else, or because of nothing except depression being a bastard like that, or whatever. Watson’s marriage can be an exacerbating factor if you absolutely must.

I do not want the fellow to actually die, I still want Watson to SAAAAAVE him of course.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


No Other Option by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: What happens to poor innocent!Moriarty after the events of The Seven Per-Cent Solution?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Mar 2011 Updated: 01 Mar 2011


No sex during the rain by spacefall Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes will not participate of the sex while during the fall of the rainfall.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Shortly after His Last Bow: Watson has a motorcar. Holmes has a goatee. It's been ages since they've seen each other last.

They go joyriding and have desperate sex in the car afterwards, beards tickling each other's faces.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Nocturnal emittance by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: During a little "me-time", character of your choice, calls out a name but make it someone completley unexpected!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Not Here by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The only survivors in a ship wreck, Holmes find themselves alone on an uncharted island... with some serious UST between them, and no law to keep them apart.

*The forgotten "and Watson" in the prompt led to a rather... darker interpretation.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Life or Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Not in honey by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Of the different incarnations of Holmes in the cartoon, we were lacking a mummy Sherlock Holmes.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Sep 2011 Updated: 08 Sep 2011


Summary:

I just want to see Holmes getting fucked by a hollow dildo filled with bees.



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 May 2011 Updated: 31 May 2011


Not so happy Reichenbach by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes returns. Instead of that punch we've all been thinking he needs, he comes home to find Watson dying. 

What does it take for holmes to convince watson that he is real?

Long drawn out death at bakerstreet with watson slipping into fever-dreams where he cries out for holmes, admits how horrific his life has been... Holmes guilt and shame to the extreme.

extraordinary Watson hurt and care by holmes until watson eventually dies.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 02 Aug 2011 Updated: 02 Aug 2011


Not Tonight by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: You'll often find prompts where it says "X is really turned on by Y doing this random thing".

I want Holmes to have one habit that really turns Watson *off*. Holmes is oblivious and "but I thought we were gonna have sexy times?", and Watson says "yeah, not really feeling it today".
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Nourishing Kink by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A situation where Holmes is so dangerously ill/weak that Watson has to chew his food so that Holmes can keep it down.

(Yes, I watched Princess Mononoke.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Feeding
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


November by crocodile_eat_u Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade thinks he's having hate!sex with arrogant!Holmes. Needy, virgin!Holmes thinks he's having 'it's always been you' realization!sex with Lestrade.

Hetero (in love with Mary)!Watson explains matters to Lestrade. Loudly. Possibly with his fist.

Lestrade is taken aback by how attractive the idea of in-love!Holmes sounds...
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Nowhere Far Enough by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Five times Sherlock ran away from home and one time he ran back to it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes, Victor Trevor
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Number 15 by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The weather is dismal, and as such, I require cheering up.

YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, IS TO WRITE AN H/W FIC USING ALL OF THESE (http://www.createblog.com/forums/lofiversion/index.php/t135507.html) . ANY VERSE. PRONOUN SUBSTITUTION PERMITTED.

CUPCAKES TO WHOEVER DOES THIS. :D
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Observations by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

10 People Who Found Out That the Great Detective of London Is Sleeping With, And Is Possibly In Love With, His SideKick.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft Holmes, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 May 2011 Updated: 17 May 2011


Summary: HOLMES/WATSON; WATSON/MORIARTY. (POSSIBLY LEADING TO MORIARTY/WATSON/HOLMES?)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Of Minds and Memories by jenlee1 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: The greatest detective is out on a case, not having told Watson where he went to and why, and gets hit over the head, falling unconscious and waking up without knowing who he is or where he belongs. Which means he probably lives in the streets for a while.

Holmes uses his observation skills (which he still has but they kinda freak him out) and Watson his sheer willpower to get Holmes back home.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Grass stains on Holmes's knees.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011