The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
Our depravity knows no bounds
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Other Results: 23 Series
 
 
Stories
Assumptions by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and watson get it on when drunk. The next morning holmes realises what he's done and flees in horror, convinced he's just destroyed the friendship, as well as essentially raped Watson because while they were both inebriated, Holmes refuses to accept the fact that he has less than perfect control at any time.

Watson hunts him down and finds holmes half-starved, stressed and falling apart. Turns out he wasn't so drunk as to be taken advantage of, merely enough to finally loosen up and do something he's wanted to for years.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Miss Jane Marple and Holmes have an 'unexpected' connection.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: I've written a fill for the Mitchell and Webb look Holmes and Watson sketch (anyone yet to see it, and interested -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp02ubGuTIU). I can not for the life of me find the original prompt, so here is the fill. Also, spoilers for that sketch.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Badly Written Smut by softassand Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want badly written smut and I want it KNAOWWWWWWW. Because I have a thing for crack...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes colors with the Irregulars.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irregulars, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Balloon by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes meets his greatest challenge: A little girl
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Bargains by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson becomes very ill. Holmes is the most bad-ass mother hen to ever mother hen.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary:

Dear Kinky people out there; take a moment and think about that:

How will you celebrate the birthday of the person you actually not allowed to love? 

I've wrote down my thoughts already but what do you make of it?


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Breathplay, Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Bearing by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: One day, Watson starts to bleed (whether it's from physical trauma or just starts to have pain and starts to bleed) and realizes that he has had a miscarriage. He doesn't tell Holmes.

Some time later, Watson finds himself pregnant again and this time Holmes knows (and is rather excited about becoming a father). Watson has another miscarriage.

After several miscarriages, Watson is finally able to conceive a child and it starts to look like the child might make it to term (maybe it's the longest child Watson has been pregnant with).

Basically, I'd like to see a tread carefully sort of pregnancy.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama , H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Granada (Brett) , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Nov 2012 Updated: 14 Nov 2012


Bee keeping kiss by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson post-retirement smooch
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: I just want Lestrade and Gregson be forced into a we-must-share-body-heat cliche for whatever reason. Banter and fluff please?
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Belly Button by spacefall Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes discovers Watson has a belly button fetish.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson still sleeps with a teddy bear (he cannot sleep without it), but has gone to great lengths to keep this fact a secret.

For some reason (maybe while on a case), he and Holmes are forced to share a bed. After hours of not being able to fall asleep, Watson decides to sneak the bear in. What happens next is up to you.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Stuffed Animals
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Best Laid Plans by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes lies to Watson as part of a case, and Watson fails to respond according to plan. Major h/c occurs.
Categories: Fiction Characters: None
Genre: Angst, AU , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary:

It makes me sad that we never see Stamford, like... ever again after he introduces our favorite pair. So...

Holmes shows up at his door one night and thanks him for giving him something he can no longer live without.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mike Stamford, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 Mar 2011 Updated: 31 Mar 2011


Summary: Holmes is confused as to why the OP has requested Holmes/Watson angst to uplift their mood.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Sep 2011 Updated: 19 Sep 2011


Between a Rock and ... by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is stuck in a dress. Watson lets him out.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Bondage, Cross-Dressing, D/s, Fellatio, Fingering, Gagging, Knife Play, Rimming
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 20 Oct 2011 Updated: 20 Oct 2011


Beware the Ides of March by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes as Brutus and Watson as Julius Caesar (or Watson as Brutus and Holmes as Caesar, I'm not picky)



Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Mar 2011 Updated: 17 Mar 2011


Beyond the Wardrobe by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Watson def. has feelings for Holmes but isn't sure Holmes is capable of returning them, until he sees him interacting/protecting a small child and his whole view of what could possibly be between them changes and he makes his move.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


BFFs by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes invests in a pair of friendship bracelets for Watson and himself.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Bizzare Fill by eccentricleyomi Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

It's easy -- write whatever you want, whatever pairing you want, whatever universe you want.

The challenge? Do it in second person narrative. Smuttier the better.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 May 2011 Updated: 17 May 2011


Black Leather by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes fucks Watson's mouth while wearing leather gloves.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Hand Fetish, Handjob, Leather
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Granada (Brett) , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Oct 2011 Updated: 05 Oct 2011


Summary: When drunk Watson has a predilection for giving Holmes bizarre new nicknames. Sherry Holmo was the last straw.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Blindfill'd Holmes by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is in some sort of accident, and needs to rest his eyes absolutely or risk losing his sight permanently. Holmes is not impressed with having to walk around blindfolded. Not impressed one jot.

Bonus points if a baddie decides now is the perfect time to pick Holmes off and either, a) Holmes still kicks ass or b) Watson goes BAMF, or c) some marvelous combination thereof.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: Moriarty needs help. Mycroft demands something in return.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011