The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Other Results: 26 Series
 
 
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Summary: GODDAMMIT. WHY DO I NOT HAVE FRIDGE MAGNET POETRY!?!!?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Shameless John/Mycroft porn by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Immaculately proper Mycroft Holmes bent over his immaculately tidy desk, being shagged into next week and loving it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary:

Sherlock is annoying and insulting John as usual, and John decides it's time he fought back, physically. Somewhere in the middle of this scuffle, John finds out something glorious.

Sherlock is extremely ticklish, and hell yes John's going to take advantage of it.

John then begins tickling the crap out of Sherlock whenever Sherlock is annoying, because it makes the detective shut up. Plus making Sherlock writhe helplessly is rather...enjoyable.

Bonus points if at some point Lestrade is a witness.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Tickling
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


"Why do you love me?" by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

"Why do you love me?" with Mary/Moriarty


Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: Prompt quote: ''What would you like me to make him say next.''
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


(BBC)Sherlock is deaf by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

(BBC)Sherlock is deaf.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: BBC!Sherlock is deaf
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary: Cleverbot drabble featuring bunnies, Sherlock and John.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: 1000 Christmas Tree Bunnies
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary:

A STUDY IN PINK: No longer a misnomer. Everyone is fabulously, wonderfully GAAAAAAY



Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary: Molly uses a picture for some fantasies starring Sherlock and John.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing, Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 896
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Can I have some fluffly BBC Mycroft/John pretty please? I'm not feeling porny today so... yeah, fluff :D
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


A litter of Two by ninja_firefly Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes ejaculates tiny kittens that he and Watson have to take care of as they grow.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: For Challenge #5

Advice and or sympathy. Let's see a fic where someone seeks (or offers) advice and/or sympathy. Feel free to include some of the supporting, rare, or obscure characters in with our two heroes (or instead of them, if folks like). All universes are welcome, as usual.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #5
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


A Little Sugar by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "I need BBC!Sherlock and John having just a quiet, sweet moment or day. Something happy. First kiss, first time, something. Domestic bliss, even."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


A Monkey in Time by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock confesses his feelings to John. There's also a llama.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A sequel of sorts by solara_karrde Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: omfg! this is so great! i wish someone do it a sequel! this deserve for sure!!!! =D
*_*
AWESOME
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


A Serpentine Occurrence by gilbygirl Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade and Anderson reunite, thanks to one Mary Sue Tulip.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade, OFC
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson is the White Knight. Sherlock is the damsel in distress. Mycroft is the King. Lestrade is a peasant.
Moriarty is a dragon.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


A STUDY IN MOTHERFUCKIN' PINK by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Take A Study in Pink. Shove it through the voice of John Motherfucking Watson's "A Study in Motherfucking Scarlet."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC! Sherlock's "A Study In Pink", as narrated by John Motherfucking Watson, MFAD and voice of the people.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gillian Anderson, Anthea, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


A Tiny Fill by SlashyKink Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Fifty Ways to Leave your Lover 
(Muppet Cover of the song if you're unfamiliar with it)

Multiple very short fills (aiming at 50), any pairing, any 'verse.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inanimate Objects, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


A Useless Platitude by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: 5 times Sherlock Holmes was told (and hated) the stupid phrase "everything will be all right" and the one time it was the only thing he could say.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Summary: Any BBC-verse slash pairings with Watson being fucked up against a wall, manhandled, etc. Because he may be deadly and all, but he's actually shorter AND of a smaller build than pretty much any other guy out there. Except maybe Moriarty, who may be narrower. *must check*

And while we all know Watson more than makes up for it, maybe in the bedroom his lover gets off on being able to totally dominate over him? And maybe Watson enjoys being dominated just as much.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Amy Lestrade by truthwritaslies Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: You guys know I would never ask for kid!fic...
... until I saw this pic:


and the image of daddy!Lestrade went straight to my ovaries. Come on, meme, give me something sickeningly cute!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, OFC
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 198
[Report This] Published: 04 Apr 2011 Updated: 04 Apr 2011


Summary: John follows the "write drunk, edit sober" method to writing his blogs. Except one time he forgets the "edit sober" part before posting.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: An unexpected character has a sexual identity crisis.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Molly, Sally Donovan
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011