The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
Our depravity knows no bounds
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Other Results: 26 Series
 
 
Stories
Depression by truthwritaslies Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: John has depression. Not angsty moping, but true clinical depression. He has trouble getting out of bed or caring about the things he enjoys.

Sherlock doesn't understand. It's simply not logical as to why John would be depressed, and it frustrates him that he can't "make it better."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 317
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Depression by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: John has depression. Not angsty moping, but true clinical depression. He has trouble getting out of bed or caring about the things he enjoys.

Sherlock doesn't understand. It's simply not logical as to why John would be depressed, and it frustrates him that he can't "make it better."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Desk Job by random_nexus Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Here's what I want. Pretty simple. Office sex. I want two people getting it on in an office. I don't care if they're fucking in the chair and straddling or if someone's getting pounded from behind with their hands on the desk.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Fellatio
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Dior Ad by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Prompt was Jude Law's Dior ad.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Distraction by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sally Donovan and Sherlock make out in an alley.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Distraction by random_nexus Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: For Challenge #6

There's been a lot of fics written about first times, but what about only times? Basically, something that happens to a character or characters only one time.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Challenge #6
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: For Challenge #6

There's been a lot of fics written about first times, but what about only times? Basically, something that happens to a character or characters only one time.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Challenge #6
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson have sex for one of following angsty reasons:

I wanted to say "I've missed you."

I wanted to say "I'm sorry."

I wanted to say "Thank you."

I wanted to say "Goodbye."

Any verse/any length/multiple fills welcome.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Drabble challenge
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson have sex for one of following angsty reasons:

I wanted to say "I've missed you."

I wanted to say "I'm sorry."

I wanted to say "Thank you."

I wanted to say "Goodbye."

Any verse/any length/multiple fills welcome.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Drabble challenge
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Dread and Sherlock Holmes by jg5799 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Sherlock is gripped by fear during his encounter with the hound of Baskerville. He pursues a bewildered John to his hotel room and has aggressive sex with him - before being racked with guilt.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , First Times
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Biting, D/s, DubCon, Fellatio, Frottage
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2012 Updated: 04 Mar 2012


Summary: John may or may not have travelled in time and met a man claiming to be Sherlock Holmes! Wackiness ensues.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Dyslexic Sherlock by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I know we've already had some dyslexic Holmes...so how about a Sherlock who has difficulty reading (but oddly enough is quite adept at deciphering codes). And maybe this fact comes out at an inopportune moment.

Bonus if this somehow leads to John/Sherlock hurt/comfort.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


End Days by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade is kidnapped by Moriarity or even just other criminals and is majorly tortured/raped/etc but then released or found by Sherlock. Commence Sherlock/Lestrade angst and healing.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Death, NonCon
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by sparkle_free Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Errant Comment: "Eek! I loved this so, so much! Drunken!slut!Sherlock is the best, and Jim being all creepy and manipulative and stalkery was awesome!
Will there be more of this? Because I'd LOVE to read more of this!"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Errant comment fill! by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: that.... is horrifying. There's seriously a teletubie actor who does porn? That's like Barney the purple dinosaur having sex. ... Oh my god, there's totally a kink meme somewhere with Barney having sex isn't there.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Errant comment fill! by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: That is literally the best fashion illustration I have ever seen. Cover of Vogue, pronto! Everyone should wear egg bombs and heels for autumn.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, OFC
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Summary: Every twenty minutes a child grows a moustache.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Basically Sherlock, Mycroft, and Moriarty all are infatuated with Watson and try to win him over each in their own way and with their own methods. And Watson is very confused...
Categories: Art Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary:

Take something you've done/seen/enjoyed/encountered/what-have-you today (or recently) and turn it into a little bit of SH fiction. It's the best way to not bore people with stuff that's not really interesting to virtual strangers.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Apr 2011 Updated: 11 Apr 2011


Finder's Fee by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I need Mycroft berating Sherlock for the MASSIVE POLITICAL FAIL which will no doubt result from the end of this episode.

Better yet - prevent MASSIVE POLITICAL FAIL from happening: somehow get lil' green item of epic value back to where it belongs instead of allowing it someone who got it from someone who stole it from someone who stole it from an organization who stole it to make millions off it.

To Add a Kink: Holmes and Watson return the Item of Value to the Country of Origin. To do this, they need to make a transfer (organized by Mycroft) to a contact. This involves a handcuff suitcase. Seeing John's wrist in the handcuff gets Sherlock Hot and Bothered.

For EXTRA BONUS POINTS: please involve an Asian character who isn't a gang member, doesn't get killed, and isn't a ninja or amazing acrobat.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: 5 (or 3 or n) times Sherlock and John would have had sex if they'd had a condom.

And 1 time they did.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC Sherlock and Lestrade. NC-17. Not a lot of talking from Sherlock if possible. No talking would be preferable. Or nasty looks. Or thoughts. Oh, fuck this.

BBC Watson and Lestrade instead.

No, no. That doesn't work for me either. Martin Freeman looks like a depressed potato. Hmm. Aha!

BBC Lestrade and RDJHolmes. There! Perfect!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Just watched Fortysomething for the first time and I am in LOVE. It's fantastic and Rory (Benedict Cumberpatch's character) is adorable in his new age guy, sensitive, Too-nice-for-this-world sort of way.

Anyway - my prompt is that Holmes and Mycroft are actually members of the Slippery family, whether they be sons, adopted cousins, I don't care. I just want them both (and John of course) to come home for Christmas and utter madness to ensue.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 48
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Freak by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock/Sgt. Donovan. The real reason why the two are so hostile to each other is because they're conducting a passionate affair in secret, and they don't want anyone to know. The whole bit in "A Study in Pink" where she warns John to stay away from Sherlock because he's a psychopath? That's Sally Donovan for "BACK OFF BITCH HE'S MINE."

Oh, and "freak" is her pet name for him. And they both get off on her using it in public.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: So while Sherlock and John are investigating a series of disapearances in the London area, they are obducted by a gang who sacrifice virgins to 'appease the gods'

They find out that [either Watson or Homes depending on what verse you use] is a virgin and decide to sacrifice him the next day.

So they figure out that, while being kept in the same cell, the only way to save him is for the other one to fuck him so he won't be able to sacrifice him.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Virginity
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011