The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Other Results: 26 Series
 
 
Stories
Fuzzy Tripping by solara_karrde Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Lestrade and Burke!Watson hook up. There's gender switching and cake.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Gentle lovemaking by softly_smile Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Sherlock is a really gentle lover, not like everyone (and John) think he is...And sex in the armchair, veeeeeery slowly, Sherlock being top, and bringing John to the bedroom in the middle of it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fingering
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Ghost!John comes to grips with his death post-The Great Game
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Ginger by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: As a punishment for whatever arbitrary infraction of your choice, Dom!Watson sticks ginger up Sub!Sherlock's arse and makes him go out in public with it still in there. Holmes hovers between humiliated and SHOCKINGLY TURNED ON. Then when they get home Watson canes that backside until Sherlock's darned well learned his lesson
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s, Figging
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Ginger Nuts by random_nexus Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: While intimate for the first time John discovers Sherlock has a terrible dark secret.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC!verse.

Somebody, doesn't matter who, gets in a situation where, with all the joy in their heart and all the air in their lungs, shouts "WHEEEEEE!!!" Everyone around him/her either looks at them in confusion or joins him/her because they're in the same situation.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Mar 2011 Updated: 10 Mar 2011


Summary: Today I realised I was up to xxx214B, so I jumped forwards a bit to locate order xxx221B. It turned out to be for, and I swear this is true, one 16 oz jar of Hershey's Caramel topping and one 7lb 8oz (3.6 litres for metric people) container of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup. The kind that come with a handle shaped into the bottle so you can lift the damn thing.

There is your prompt - what happens when the box arrives?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


H/W, S/J, Gen by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: 1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the ficlet; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Crack, Crossover, First Times, Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: I really want some BBC!Sherlock family fluff (no incest please). Sherlock and Mycroft, John and Harry, whoever and whoever, any pairings. Just make it cute!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock works in the IT. He hates Christmas. What will he do? STEAL IT OF COURSE!
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Hallow Be Thy Words by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson is not kind.
Holmes does not need/want kindness.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Handcuffs by truthwritaslies Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: HANDCUFFS.

That is my prompt. Do with it what you will.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 65
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Harmony, Harmony by sparkle_free Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock discovers Robot Unicorn Attack
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Sherlock Discovers Robot Unicorn Attack
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Harry/Anthea texting by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: GIMME LADYFIC

Mycroft's assistant/Harry Watson. SUPER BONUS if there's Sherlock/John too
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Anthea, Harry Watson
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Sexting
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Hateful by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Your favorite song. This is The Clash's Hateful.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Feb 2011 Updated: 19 Feb 2011


Hazel Eyes by truthwritaslies Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Sherlock raping someone.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death, NonCon
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1222
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


High Adventure by random_nexus Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock and John talk about pirates after imbibing a special concoction.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: The real reason Holmes keeps a violin so close at hand?

Watson suffers from PTSD, and the only certain way to bring him back out of the flashbacks/re-living of the experiences he suffers quickly is by Holmes playing a specific tune on his violin.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 482
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary:

In honor of [info]taleya's supreme awesomeness (http://community.livejournal.com/shkinkmeme/468.html?thread=17778644#t17778644) 

Holmes becomes obsessed with sparkle text


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: BBC

Incorporate this line into a fic, or make it the subject of art:

"I'm sorry John, but body parts are far easier for me to procure than groceries."
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Body parts are easier to procure...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: I just moved into my new place (in the same state because I'm a loser like that) and I want a fic about Holmes moving from his old flat to the infamous one on Baker Street. Maybe, a first meeting with Watson and a sexy encounter on the desk that just wouldn't fit up the goddamn stairs?(!) Anything you got I'll take, bb. =)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Please can I have a fic about Holmes' rooms on Montague Street, near the British Museum, where he was living prior to Baker Street? More specifically, about their general grubbiness &/or what inspired him to get the hell out.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: 1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the ficlet; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Crack, Crossover, First Times, Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: 1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the ficlet; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Molly, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC), Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Home by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock wrapping John in his big coat and maybe carrying him for soem reason. Cold?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011