The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
Our depravity knows no bounds
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Other Results: 26 Series
 
 
Stories
Summary: PROMPT! Watson and Holmes are locked in a small, trunk like thing and first time, UST frottage, occurs.

What they gonna do with all that junk, all that junk, in their trunk?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 94
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock works a case with Nicholas Angel. John gets jealous.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: You know in the begging of the episode when Watson bolts up in bed because of his nightmare? Well I want him having a nightmare so Sherlock goes to wake up. Just when he leans over Watson wakes up and sits up suddenly and totally accidently headbutts Sherlock.

Not really kinky but it would be funny xP
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock and John go dancing at the gay bar.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: I Don't Feel Like Dancing (at the gay bar gay bar gay bar)
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Please someone ... anyone spank Sherlock.

He is such a brat!! (and I love him for it.)

Could be John, Lestrade or Mycroft taking him in hand, don't really mind who.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Spanking
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


I Got Mine by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock has pretty much deduced that John masturbates in the shower [...] It stops being a game with himself about deducing John and more an increasing urge to actually hear/see John getting off.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob, Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


I Like The Way You Think by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I don't know if this has been asked yet (and frankly I'm surprised if it hasn't), but: we've had Stark/RDJ!Holmes, Brett!Holmes/RDJ!Holmes, I think it is high time we had some BBC!Holmes/RDJ!Holmes.

DONTCHA THINK?
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary:

Use this line: "Why do you love me?"

Challenge? Pairing can't be John Watson/Sherlock Holmes.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 320
[Report This] Published: 15 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


I See by gothikmaus Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: We need more strip poker! Any and all characters that you wanna throw in there are fine by me. An art fill would be wonderful, but I'll take fics too.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: It's Christmas. Moriarty misses John.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock to Watson, no established relationship, NOT for a case. I dare you to make it work.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Facials, Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


If I had Just One Wish by thexmartyr42 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Ok, Sherlock and John are a couple (awwwww!) and then BAM! Sherlock gets pregnant. John freaks out and leaves him (noooo!) and Sherlock is now alone and pregnant. Things arn't good.

Then enter Lestrade! (Yay!)

Lestrade sees Sherlock's predicament and is sympathetic and kind and two it it off! He wants to be with Sherlock and to raise the baby with him.

Does John come back? What happens next??

GIMME HURT/COMFORT AND FLUFF!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: John hears somewhere (friend/television/internet/etc) that one can effectively discipline one's cat with a spray-bottle when they engage in bad behavior. John figures Sherlock acts like a cat, maybe he can be disciplined like one... Because, really, what could be the harm? At best he'll get Sherlock to stop shooting holes in the walls of their flat and at worse Sherlock will end up very, very wet.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 148
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: "If there was no you" by Brandi Carlile

When I see myself
I'm seeing you too
as long as I remember
and I'm feeling like I knew
that my jokes aren't funny
the truth isn't true
if there was no you
Categories: Video Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock/John at a gay bar dancing until they're about ready to fuck on the dance floor.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Nacho sex. Any pairing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Poor!BBC-John feels really awkward at Christmas with rich!BBC-Sherlock, and finally overcome it and enjoying his time.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: BBCverse-John goes away for a few days (idk, conference, to visit Harry, anything) and Sherlock finds himself bored and ugh, missing him, so he sends him texts like every five minutes with the most ridiculous/inane messages.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC!John moving Sherlock's shampoos and chemicals around in the bathroom. Slime ensues.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: You know how BBC-Sherlock has those nummy suits that he never wears a tie with so his collar is strategically opened and showing off that neck?

God bless their wardrobe department is all I can say.

Anyway, how about some hickie-fic? John finally unable to resist the lure of the Opened Collar, or Sherlock at a crime scene and Lestrade pointing out he has a hickie.

Don't think Sherlock would be embarrassed by it, but might cover it up so people will stop asking annoying questions.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Inspired By Typos by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is asexual, but not aromatic (he doesn't smell good)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Into The Woods by ljghunter Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock finds himself in the staring role of a fairy tale...and he is not amused.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Into the Woods by ljghunter Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

3 in 1 prompt (and get your mind out of that gutter)

cracky prompt: Holmes is Goldylocks. Clarky, Higgins, and Lestrade are the three bears
dirty prompt: Wolf!John/Little Red Bowler Hat!Holmes
cracky dirty gutter prompt IDEK!: the 7 dwarfs/Holmes


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Mar 2011 Updated: 17 Mar 2011


Irezumi by bitterhaze Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Underneath the stately, well-dressed demeanor, Mycroft is covered head-to-toe in glorious tattoos.
(BBC verse preferred but any will do!)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock is exposed to Violin Hero. Insanity ensues.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011