The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Other Results: 26 Series
 
 
Stories
It's for a case by eccentricleyomi Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Sherlock Holmes has a habit of doing things that are a bit odd, utterly baffling and completely terrifying to anyone that isn't him. However, He can get away with absolutely ANYTHING by simply reciting four simple words: "It's for a case."

I would like multiple examples of such occurrences. The sexier stranger, the better. This is an "Anything goes; no holds barred" prompt. Make it bizarre, make it hilarious, make it porny as all Hell. WHATEVER!!! I DON'T CARE, just make it happen! Come on Kinkmeme, surprise me. ;) 


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: John and Sherlock indulge in ageplay with a side of daddykink.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Daddy!Kink, Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: John and Sherlock get into a snowball fight.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: John lets his hair grow out. Sherlock approves of this.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: John grows his hair out
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Fic to accompany adrianfdagmar's art.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: John grows his hair out
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


John has a baby Nano by middletone Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: John's iPod Nano looks suspiciously familiar.
Categories: Art Characters: Inanimate Objects
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Meet John. He has just been captured by Moriarty and is now strapped to Semtex waiting for Sherlock to come find him at the swimming pool. This fate could have been avoided if he had a sassy gay friend.
Categories: Art Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, OMC
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock is dead *hands out tissues*. I want the reactions. Is it up to Lestrade to tell John? Does Mycroft thrack this guy down and have his genitals removed with a cheese grater? Who goes to Sherlock's funeral?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


John rocks the sweaters by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC John doesn't have a 'tache, but he rocks those sweaters.

Embrace the sweaters! Show me Sweater-love!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: John sleeps in Sherlock's shirts. Donovan finds out how he knows.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 180
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


John smokes by sockpuppetaccnt Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: BBC verse. Sherlock and Lestrade may have kicked the habit, but John is a secret smoker. How the hell he's managed to hide it from Sherlock is a mystery, but there you go. Lestrade catches him at it, and his resolve crumbles. John is all "whatever, just don't dare blame me" when Lesterade joins him. Then they giggle about smoking behind Sherlock's back like two schoolgirls hiding from daddy.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Meet John. He has just been captured by Moriarty and is now strapped to Semtex waiting for Sherlock to come find him at the swimming pool. This fate could have been avoided if he had a sassy gay friend.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, OMC
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock is used to being socially abused, jeered at, labelled a freak and looked at with suspicious awe.

The one thing he cannot handle is John Watson's unthinking kindness.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson normally does not have a 'tache, but it sprouts when he comes into season, as a sign of sexual readiness.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, First Times, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


John's on a horse by chibitoaster Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Sherlock and BBC!John Wild West Style.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: One has the rest of the convicts pissing themselves. The other is fresh meat right off the bus. He's really, really not prepared for prison life. Dub-con. They innocent? I dun't care.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 540
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Karaoke time! by solara_karrde Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Prompt was art of John and Sherlock doing karaoke.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Ke$ha lyrics fill by captain_pihkal Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: HOLMES WAKES UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P. DIDDY

HE'S GOT HIS GLASSES ON, HE'S OUT THE DOOR, HE'S GONNA HIT THIS CITY.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Keep You Safe by goldenfish_jz Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Sherlock mashed up with Cowboy Bebop
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Kiss the Boys by abstract_whisk Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Some serial killer shitbag is kidnapping handsome men with exceptional gifts for his big 'ole sex dungeon.

And he's just added Sherlock Holmes to the collection.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Kitchen Counter Craft by bowsofwrath Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Prompt was two plushie dolls of Sherlock and John.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Kittens! by wheres_walnut Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I just got off to something dark and now I want something sweet. Like Holmes finds a litter of kittens on the street and brings them home and Watson walks in on him feeding them warm milk with pipettes.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Kitties! by blankpassage Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Dr. John Watson unexpectedly wakes up under a pile of black and white kitties and one consulting detective. Any 'verse. I'd like to find out why, not just his reaction to it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Why does every Lady Gaga song apply to BBC Moriarty?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 74
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Laryngitis by feyuca Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes loses his voice in the middle of a case. He's very frustrated.



Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011