The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
Our depravity knows no bounds
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Other Results: 26 Series
 
 
Stories
Summary: Lestrade discovers his kinks.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade and Watson duel for Sherlock. With their dicks.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Lestrade and Watson duel for Sherlock.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Lestrade gets tickled! by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I want to join the tickle!kink party too.

We've had Holmes get it, but how about we get Lestrade into the action.

Who's going to take the Inspector down a peg? That's up to you potential authors!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes, Tickling
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Lestrade/Mycroft + baby by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Baby John! Baby Sherlock! Baby Anderson! John and Sherlock's Babies! Holmes and Irene's Babies! Mary and Watson's Babies! Lestrade and Mycroft's Babies!

ANY AND ALL BABIES WELCOME!!!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Lestrade/Mycroft, tickling by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

I have a tickle!kink bigger than the Big Ben, so I want to see Lestrade and Mycroft have a tickle fight!

Bonus points if Lestrade starts it by accident by trying to subtely touch Mycroft, because he's never been really close to the man and he's really rather attractive...


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Tickling
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Jun 2011 Updated: 14 Jun 2011


Let's Stay Together, Always by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: John dies. Sherlock starts carrying around a picture of him to talk to (think Tohru from Fruits Basket.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Let's Stay Together, Always
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Life... ITSELF! by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: (Errant comment) The OP loves Leslock and how the person who did the fill brought their relationship to life.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crack, Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Apr 2011 Updated: 23 Apr 2011


Like You Hate Me by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson cannot stop thinking about Holmes making him helpless, controlling him, doing what he wants with him. Bent over a desk. Tied to a chair. Gagged. Smacked with his violin bow. Forced to gag on his cock. Holmes pissing on him, cumming on his face. Choking him.

The list goes on and on. It's driving him mad.

Holmes, quite aware, wants to see how long it will take before Watson throws himself at him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Anal Sex, Bondage, D/s, Facials, Fellatio, Leather, Watersports
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Limericks! by linguini17 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Limericks! Any verse, any pairing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Meme Members, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Poetry, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Limericks!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


London Dreaming by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "Inspired by a fill on the BBC meme: London dreams of Sherlock Holmes.

"Any verse. Every verse. Whatever you like."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: ACD, Gladstone, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, Irregulars, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, OFC, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Costumes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC), Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Mar 2011 Updated: 01 Mar 2011


Summary: The prompt is BBCverse Watson being depreciating and dominating and etc towards virgin!holmes and completely buggering him. So that's what I wroted. And now I shares it with you.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, Handjob, Virginity
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Look Out, I'm Moving by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Jim's got Sherlock tied up somewhere, and gives him the most excruciatingly slow fucking fantastic blowjob ever, watching as Sherlock/Holmes is stripped bare, trying not to give in but completely unable to stop himself.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, NonCon
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Newly returned from Afghanistan Watson has made an unwitting life long friend of the Nac Mac Holmesgal
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1040
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Love Like Winter by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: BBC verse fic wherein John is in love with Sherlock but Sherlock clearly told him it wasn't going to happen in ASOP so he moves on with Lestrade. Cut to a point where he realizes Lestrade is in love with Sherlock and that Sherlock IS willing to be with Lestrade. So he gets them together and steps aside because he's too unassuming to believe this can be his. So he is all sad and lonely and pining.

But please, no self-harm. I prefer John be a brave little soldier, soldiering on with a broken heart.

Until, of course, the guys realize that it only works if it's all three of them. That John is indeed, as Moriarty said, the heart of Sherlock, and he takes care of Lestrade too. And then they have to convince John that he has a place with them too! And sexytiems ensue- preferably with bottom!John.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Feb 2011 Updated: 19 Feb 2011


Magical Yo-Yo by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I would like some art of Holmes conducting some bizzarre expirement or babbling on about deduction, logic, clues, art, music, whatever, and Watson doing that thing where you drag the skin of your cheeks down with your fingertips in that sort of I-can't-take-this-anymore fashion. Ya know?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Frycroft/BBC!Lestrade

Fluffgasm, go!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crossover, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Feeding
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 146
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: So. We've got some great art by our gorgeous, talented, sexy, badass and slightly unhinged wheres_walnut.

I have one burning question:

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE EYEBALLS? Seriously. It's like a HUGE jar, which should have HUNDREDS OF THESE THINGS, but there's only one eyeball. ONE. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE REST OF THEM?
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Body parts are easier to procure...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: John Watson is the master of disguise. Sherlock takes advantage of it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Maths made them do it by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: One night Sherlock makes a deduction that he and John will be in a relationship in x amount of time. John laughs it off, but Sherlock is never wrong. Would love to see John slowly start to realize this over time and how very coupley they are/get.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Medical Malady by adrianfdagmar Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Mycroft is somehow hurt/injured and Watson is the only doctor on hand who can save him in like a reaaaaaaaaaally long and difficult operation. Does he manage it? (I love happy endings but I leave this up to you). If he doesn't, does Holmes forgive him? If he does, how does Holmes thank him? ;)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Meeting the Family by kate_lear Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock meets John’s family.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Harry Watson, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Mermaid!Holmes by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: A domestic scene with Merman!Sherlock and John Watson
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Merow by sockpuppetaccnt Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: help! I need to take a piss! badly! but the cat MY LORD AND RULER is sitting on me! adorable and blinky eyed and warm and purrry and WON'T LET ME GO!


HELP!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: ...---...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Mirror Mirror by flibbles1989 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock fucking John in front of a mirror.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Missing in Action by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Lestrade kidnapped and hurt and being all stoic and manly and secretly hurting but not giving in to the baddies, and then Sherlock and John rescue him and he keeps saying he's FINE, and then Sherlock rattles off why he isn't and John lists off his injuries and they take him home from the hospital and are very firm and cuddly by turns and there is much sexytiems to be had by all.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes, Torture
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011