The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Other Results: 26 Series
 
 
Stories
Molly/sally crack by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Molly makes 1,000 Fish Dogs for Sally's love. Does it work?
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: Molly, Sally Donovan
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Blatently stolen from elsewhere:

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the ficlet; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , Fluff, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Moriarty falls for Mary by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Moriarty and Mary start to fall for each other.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Moriarty the nanny by the_deviations Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Freshy aunted OP wants babies EVERYWHERE!


Baby John! Baby Sherlock! Baby Anderson! John and Sherlock's Babies! Holmes and Irene's Babies! Mary and Watson's Babies! Lestrade and Mycroft's Babies!

ANY AND ALL BABIES WELCOME!!!
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: John has popcorn.

Sherlock wants it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Movie quotes! by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock has no knowledge of popular culture. He has seen no movies.

John starts talking in movie quotes.


Bonus points if Sherlock finally recognizes one quote from an unexpected movie.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Mar 2011 Updated: 10 Mar 2011


Summary: Mrs. Hudson is tired of Holmes's destructive mood swings and overall gloominess when he doesn't have a case.

How does she fix this little problem? She tickles the crap out of him of course. And since she's had kids before she's really good at it.

In a nutshell, Holmes is a jerk and Mrs. Hudson decides to do something about it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 192
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Mrs. Hudson, Matchmaker by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Mrs. Hudson secretly envies her neighbor Mrs.Turner because she has a married gay couple, so she does everything to Sherlock and John fall in love with each other.She really wants a wedding in Baker St.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Mud Wrestling by quil_linked Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: "Mud wrestling. Any!Verse. Smut required."

I chose BBC! Link to meme is above. Alternate links are below: My DA (registration required): http://ryngewar.deviantart.com/art/Mud-Bath-205977154 Tumblr (no registration!): http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk33x13Hz71qe58cho1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1303616440&Signature=9a%2FV1dGUUrNKrtzImdPxm1MxmdQ%3D
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Apr 2011 Updated: 23 Apr 2011


Multiple mpreg! by arileo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want some guy (Holmes?) pregnant with multiple babies. Not just twins or triplets or something, but sextuplets or octuplets or MORE. Someone (Holmes?) too pregnant to sit properly, let alone get around right.

I'll sell my soul for some mild lactation kink in it. And/or the pregnant someone being fucked like that.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg, Threesomes
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Mycroft holds his baby brother for the first time.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Apr 2011 Updated: 23 Apr 2011


My Brother's Keeper by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

BBC please. I need more Holmescest. Maybe something about how Sherlock's a total wreck before the series starts, and Mycroft is always taking care of him. H/c but sexy times also welcome!!


Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Incest
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Apr 2011 Updated: 11 Apr 2011


My Journey Was Long by quamquam20 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Your favorite song.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sarah, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 May 2011 Updated: 05 May 2011


Mycroft and bubble wrap by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Mycroft and bubblewrap



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: Mycroft as depicted by Jeremy Clarkson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: Mycroft wears Rihanna's costume with his umbrella.
Categories: Art Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Mycroft/Lestrade by quil_linked Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Art fill:

Mycroft needs some lovin'. Get him laid!
Mycroft/Anyone. BBC
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 May 2011 Updated: 18 May 2011


Summary: 1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the ficlet; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Mycroft/Umbrella by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Umbrella knows Mycroft is cheating on her. Why won't he just confess?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inanimate Objects, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Angst, Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Oct 2011 Updated: 25 Oct 2011


Naked from the Neck Up by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: beautifulagony.com is actually a record of Watson getting various partners off.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: 221b is invaded by vaginae. Not women. Vaginae.

The newest BBC! trailer for Season 2.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Nightmare by sazzat Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "I had a nightmare that you were gone...but then I woke up and it was true."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: John grows his hair out. Sherlock likes it. A lot.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: John grows his hair out
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Nobody Waiting by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The last moments of Lestrade's life
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Non-con aftermath by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: BBC Sherlock and Fem!John are put into a "fuck or die" situation and, of course, comply with their captor's demands. They had been doing the whole I-like-you-and-I-think-you-like-me-but-I-don't-want-to-risk-doing-anything-about-it dance for weeks before, and all that they had been working up to has been destroyed. I don't need to read the actual act; I'd just like to see the repercussions it would have on their budding relationship, and to possibly see Joan move out for a while.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Mar 2011 Updated: 01 Mar 2011