The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Other Results: 26 Series
 
 
Stories
Angels by truthwritaslies Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock/John
Because I want more PTSD H/C fic for John and I thought this quote was particularly good for that sort of thing:

All because of you I believe in angels
Not the kind with wings no,
not the kind with halos
The kind that bring you home
When home becomes a strange place
I'll follow your voice,
all you have to do is shout it out


But I want him to freak out somewhere that isn't "safe"(safe like the apartment or his office) I want it somewhere public where it could potentially turn dangerous if he gets trapped in his flashback. A.N.: On Haitus.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 845
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Mar 2011


Anita Black mythology by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Anita Blake mythology crossover!

Mycroft Holmes could only be a Master Vampire. And it would be awesome if he were a vampire of Belle Morte's line (they feed on sexual energy).


Categories: Art Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Jun 2011 Updated: 14 Jun 2011


Another fill wtf by eccentricleyomi Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Photo prompt of a nerf gun and a note saying: "Welcome Home from work. Two things: 1) This gun with ammo is yours. 2) I have one too and your under attack as of now."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


Anthea by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Anthea tells Mycroft: "I know everything about you because I am in love with you, you insufferable prat!"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Anthea, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Antique Notions by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes, high on MDMA (or Ecstacy), goes antiquing.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Objectum Sexuality
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Anxiety by Bonzananza Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Sherlock has an anxiety attack.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 04 Apr 2012 Updated: 04 Apr 2012


Appearances by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

I feel we have a big lack of Anthea fics. 

She's got to be more than a BB addict. Let's make her a competent, professional, BAMF girl, a fact that only Mycroft seems to recognize. Whether they are in a relationship or not is up to the filler. Either one would be lovely.

Bonus points for background Sherlock/John.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Anthea, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 May 2011 Updated: 31 May 2011


Summary: Sherlock has been prompted to go on the show "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" And is defeated by trivial knowledge that he had decided was not worth knowing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Asexual!Sherlock going through a phase of intense research about sexuality, pleasure and sexual attraction etc in the hopes that it would help him understand why everyone makes such a fuss about it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Autoerotica by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock and John bond over the Aston Martin V12 Vantage. Subtext goes wild.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: John comes home one day to be greeted by( link to photo) a baby duct taped to the wall.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Barter System 2.0 by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Mycroft learns about his little brother's barter system.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


BBC Christmas by sparkle_free Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Since I've suddenly found myself in a more festive mood as of late, can I please have some Christmas-related fic? Established relationship, pre-slash, or even just the epic bromance, I just want something to do with the holidays.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


BBC CukeBoys by middletone Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC Sherlock & John as VeggieTales cucumbers. IDEK Don't ask...
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


BBC Dinosaurs by taleya Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Universe crosses over with Asylum!Universe
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Asylum (Mechanical Dinosaurs), Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


BBC Five times hurt/comfort by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Five times John accidentally hurt Sherlock, and one time he hurt him on purpose.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


BBC! Lestrade by wheres_walnut Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Wonderful artists of the kinkmeme! I have a request to lay at your feet.

What is your visual interpretation of Inspector Lestrade?

Inquiring minds want to know!
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


BBC!Coffee Shop AU by 9oo Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock was shuffled from one foster home to another. (Your choice on whether he was put up for adoption or whether Mycroft and he were orphaned and separated at a young age.)

He didn't have a good go of it. By the time he's old enough to quit the system, he's cut himself from the outside world and all emotional contact. He works in a cafe to make rent and lives with a mess of roommates who use his stuff and think him a freak.

Lestrade comes in for a coffee every morning. Sherlock/Lestrade b29;

OR - John is a co-worker, and Sherlock/John/Lestrade.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


BBC!Irene by flibbles1989 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I can't help but wonder what BBC!verse Irene would be like. And how Sherlock (dammit, almost wrote Holmes) would react to her. I don't mind if it's a first meeting, or she just keeps skipping into his life and annoying the hell out of him, or they just flirt because they know it will go nowhere in the end, but we need more fantastic women in that series, dammit.

I was about to put "Less Damsels in distress, and more damsels in states of undress" but I have realised how weird that sounds.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: How BBC!John Watson died.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 49
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


BBC!Sex Pollen by starlingthefool Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: JUST.

BBC.

SEX POLLEN.

I NEED.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drugging, Fellatio, Handjob
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


BBC!Sherlock is deaf by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

(BBC)Sherlock is deaf.



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: BBC!Sherlock is deaf
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Apr 2011 Updated: 11 Apr 2011


Summary: Lestrade is Paul from Different from Girls.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: BBC!Sherlock/Different For Girls Crossover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Inspector Lestrade is Paul from Different for Girls. Second in a series.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: BBC!Sherlock/Different For Girls Crossover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade is Paul from Different for Girls. Third in a series.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: BBC!Sherlock/Different For Girls Crossover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011