The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Other Results: 26 Series
 
 
Stories
Not Molly by random_nexus Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Most of the time Sherlock Holmes seems to get what he wants, one way or another. Thwart him, KinkMeme. Make him work for something he normally gets. I want him to have it in the end, sure, but make him earn it or at least have to go out of his way for it. Doesn't have to be anything big or complicated, either. The trick? Don't let it be John Watson that he wants it from or that makes him jump through hoops or whatever. Use someone else. Mycroft, Lestrade, even Molly - someone else, I don't care. Put yourself in there. Canon, Movie, BBC. Smut, Gen, Humor, Crack. It's all good.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Mycroft disciplines Sherlock. Sexily.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s, Sensory deprivation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock has an over-protective mother hen mode too. It makes itself known for the first time when John catches a cold.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Sep 2011 Updated: 08 Sep 2011


Of the Oraly Fixated by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson can only sleep if he's sucking Holmes' fingers.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Old Habits Die Hard by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade can't get over the feeling of a cigarette in his mouth. So he takes smoke breaks, slaps on a nicotine patch, and pretends to smoke. Straws, sticks of incense, empty rolled up cigarette paper. Sometimes he just catches himself gesturing with an invisible cigarette.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Olisbos by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: SHERLOCK HOLMES HAS A DETACHABLE PENIS!

ONE DAY JOHN FINDS IT!

THINKING IT IS A DILDO HE MARVELS AT ITS LIFELIKENESS. [...]

SHERLOCK FEELS IT ALL!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


One last fling by random_nexus Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Have we had this yet? BBC!verse. Sherlock/the skull on the mantle. Skullfucking.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inanimate Objects, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Objectum Sexuality
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


One Syllable by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Fifty Ways to Leave your Lover. Multiple very short fills (aiming at 50), any pairing, any 'verse.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Apr 2011 Updated: 26 Apr 2011


One Word Prompts by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Steel
Whisper
Fire
Madness
Satin
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Mar 2011 Updated: 01 Mar 2011


OTP!Outed by random_nexus Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC!verse, Jumper/Coat (scarf is jealous)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inanimate Objects, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Mike Stamford from canon and Mike Stamford from BBC!Sherlock meet up to gossip about Holmes/Watson & Sherlock/John. They're both proud of their fabuloouuus matchmaking skills.

They end up fighting about which Holmes/Watson pair is the best.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mike Stamford, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC), Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Peacocks by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Randy little peacock sherlock spreading his tailfeathers out for his plain little peahen john.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Granada (Brett) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Summary: Randy little peacock Sherlock spreading his tail feathers out for his plain little peahen John.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Genderfuck
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Mar 2011 Updated: 10 Mar 2011


Peculiar by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Errant comment: "Thank you SO MUCH for filling this prompt. And also thank you to the OP. I've been yearning for all kinds of this.

It's funny, cause with RDJ's Holmes I so wanted him to bend over so I could spank him while begged "Thank you can I have another" but with Mr. Cumberbatch...god, I just want to break him while he squirms and cries and begs for mercy.

Isn't that peculiar??
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Pedicure by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: movie!Irene paints each of BBC! Holmes' toenails a different colour
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Peine Capitale by sparkle_free Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

"Sherlock is dead.

Due to the way it happened Mycroft entirely blames John, and John completely blames himself. So when Mycroft sets about making John's life an absolute living hell in retribution (wrongfully incarcerated in an institution, tortured, drugged, mind-fucked, broken, whatever you like) in his guilt John accepts it as his due.

Except Sherlock isn't actually dead. He staged it for whatever complex and inexplicable reasons, and when he returns looking for his John, he finds out what Mycroft has been doing in his name and is beyond furious.

Give me whumped!John and BAMF!Sherlock to the rescue and horrendous abuse of power!Mycroft and guilt and angst and H/C. And long, clinging, desperate reunion hugs, preferably with an ending that's not too depressing."

my only alteration: make it as depressing as you want in the end, so long as sherlock /does/ rescue john and john recognises him. i dunno', some doubting-of-reality/suicide/etc.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sarah, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 May 2011 Updated: 17 May 2011


Summary: Sequel to To Our Hearts
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: To Our Hearts
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Perfect in Between by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I just really need to see porn of Holmes and Watson (2009 or bbc please) switching it up repeatedly during the same session.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Petty by the_deviations Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Photo prompt of a nerf gun and a note saying: "Welcome Home from work. Two things: 1) This gun with ammo is yours. 2) I have one too and your under attack as of now."
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Feb 2011 Updated: 19 Feb 2011


Pink by arileo Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Girl!Holmes somehow ends up with a bun in the oven. She doesn't really want it - it's a distraction, a weakness, and she really should get an abortion. But while talking about it with John (or Jane, if you'd rather,) she comes around to the idea, and thinks, 'Maybe I'll keep the sprog.'

Cue miscarriage.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Genderfuck
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: No Word count: 2287
[Report This] Published: 23 Feb 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: John is the BAMF!Captain of a band of PIRATES! They board the ship that Young!Nobleman!Sherlock is travelling on and take him for ransom. Getting the ransom takes some time and in the meantime John ravishes Sherlock. Oh, aaaaand they fall in love.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Playing Games by random_nexus Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Were-Mycroft wakes Lestrade up for some games.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: When the Impossible Refuses to be Eliminated
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Poem 4 by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I have an odd request. To fill, simply click "Reply" put your cursor into the text box, and write a poem.

WHATEVER POEM POPS INTO YOUR FUNNY LITTLE BRAIN. About H/W, about Gladstone, about Sherlock's scarf, about Mycroft, pot/Soo Yung porn. ANYTHING. Doesn't even have to rhyme.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Poetry time!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Pornoxerographic by the_deviations Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Here's what I want. Pretty simple. Office sex. I want two people getting it on in an office. I don't care if they're fucking in the chair and straddling or if someone's getting pounded from behind with their hands on the desk.

I just was straight PWP no chaser, office porn. Go.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gillian Anderson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Porny fill by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

 PORN. I WANT PORN. DON'T CARE THE PAIRING, DON'T CARE THE UNIVERSE.

BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011