The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Other Results: 26 Series
 
 
Stories
Summary: Sequel to I Don't Feel Like Dancing (at the gay bar gay bar gay bar)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: I Don't Feel Like Dancing (at the gay bar gay bar gay bar)
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Sext me, bb by my_dear_watson7 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want sexting, Sherlock and Lestrade to be precise. Just dialogue is fine with me. I love you, kthxbai!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Sexting
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Sexting by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: BBC Holmes seems obsessed with texting. He starts sending John dirty text messages (aka sexting).
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Sexting
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Sexting by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So in the car with Watson, there's Anthea texting like mad. Who's she talking to?

MYCROFT. THEY'RE SEXTING AND HE'S WANKING BEFORE HIS MEETING WITH WATSON.

What are the details of that encounter?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Anthea, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, Sexting
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Sharklock by spacefall Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Retired fisherman John meets Sharklock / Sherlock is a Mer.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 May 2011 Updated: 03 May 2011


Summary: Mycroft, with the support of their so-called friends, have decided to lock John Watson & Sherlock Holmes together in a hotel room and refuse to release them until they have sex. (It really is for their own good.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Sherlock at the Bat by ljghunter Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I WANT A HOLMES BASEBALL TEAM. YOU HEARD ME. I WANT THEM ALL, IN UNIFORMS, PLAYING BASEBALL. ART!FILL WOULD BE LOVE, BUT A FIC!FILL AWESOME TOO. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT. COME ON, WATSON PITCHING, HOLMES CATCHING? SWEATY ATHLETES SLIDING INTO HO(L)ME(S) PLATE? IT WILL BE EPIC PEOPLE.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Sherlock can suck his own cock by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock makes an offhand comment about being able to suck his own cock. John doesn't believe him. Sherlock enjoys proving him wrong. Really enjoys it. John is viciously turned on.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock discovers Robot Unicorn Attack.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Sherlock Discovers Robot Unicorn Attack
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: I just saw Kisney and now I have ideas.

So! I think we should have sex history interviews for all the characters. Make it cracky, make it serious. Multiple fills pretty much mandatory.

ANY VERSE, MY DARLINGS. GO, TELL ME ALL THE FILTHY THINGS SHERLOCK GOT UP TO IN HIS YOUTH
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC), Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock grows a moustache. It's thick and dark and bushy and it annoys the crap out of Lestrade.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Sherlock has a glove kink by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: We all know that Watson has always had a certain fondness for Holmes' hands. I think it's about time for Holmes to have a similar weakness...

Watson has recently purchased a new pair of gloves and Holmes begins to find himself increasingly...distracted.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock Holmes has an amazing singing voice. Someone finds this out when he's singing a random song when he thinks he's alone.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Sherlock is a kinky matchmaker by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: John really, really, really wants Lestrade to hurt him. Torture him until he's over-sensitive and crying and cumming even though it hurts to do so. And then being touched more, so Lestrade can cum, too.

John, being John, does his very best to hide this.

Sherlock can tell, of course. And decides to try and find out if Lestrade would be a good match for John. It's selfish, truly: a sexually satisfied flatmate is less agitated, and therefore a better colleague.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s, Spanking
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Sherlock is murdered by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Sherlock is in the hospital recovering--surgery, injury, bad illness, exhaustion, whatever. One of his enemies decides to finish him off while he is helpless to fight them off.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Sherlock Ke$ha prompt by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Prompt was Ke$ha's Take it off.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Sherlock learns to care by MultiFills Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock (ANY!Verse), learns how to care thanks to BAMFY!Bear Watson and the Rape rack.

Bonus points if you work in a tube of Smurfs going Lemmingwinks.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Sherlock likes his ham by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Fill based on Weeb's Benedict video.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Sherlock meets BBC's Clone by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Crossover of the Sherlock universe with the BBC show Clone. Colonel Black finishes off that annoying Clone and has a good wank over it. Because the Clone is annoying and Colonel Black is sexy.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC verse. Drunk texting! Sherlock totally can't hold his liquor, and sends John a series of increasingly drunken absurd texts. Or sexy texts, whatever. Crack is appreciated (always). Throw some zombies or ninjas or karaoke in there if you really wanna make my day.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock Holmes somehow manages to figure out that John Watson has a hurt/comfort kink. He [Holmes] then uses his acting skills to his advantage AND THERE IS H/C ROLEPLAY. I
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock needs restraints to help sleep at night.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock notices John's PTSD is affecting his sleep. He helps him get some rest.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock is bored. He has no cases, his experiments are done, Watson took the gun with him and Moriarty has crawled back into whatever hole he crawled out of.

So Sherlock starts a sex chat line.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC!Sherlock mixed with Leverage.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011