The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Other Results: 26 Series
 
 
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Summary: Sherlock thinks Captcha is someone speaking to him in code and tries to decipher the messages. John thinks Sherlock is fucking insane.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: 1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the ficlet; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Dark, Drama , First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes Word count: 1706
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 24 Feb 2011


Sherlock/John Valentine's Day by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock writes poetry to woo John.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Fluffy mpreg fill with Sherlock and Lestrade
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 322
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: I'd like to see a BBC Sherlock-NICS Los Angeles crossover. I have no idea how it would work, but I think it could be seriously awesome.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 67
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: HAVE WE HAD A PROFESSOR LAYTON CROSSOVER YET?
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Shift by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: John is working a lot and dating a lot and just generally away a lot. So, Sherlock is cranky, Lestrade is sympathetic, so he tries to make Sherlock's life more tolerable. Replaces Anderson with Matthews - a quiet although not quite as competent forensic officer. Tells Donovan to back off, and even calls Sherlock in on some cases he would normally have tried to keep away from him. Sherlock notices this, and feelings start to stir. They confuse him, and he starts to panic, not really knowing how to deal with any of it.

It comes to a head when they're on a particularly difficult case together, and Sherlock calls Lestrade "Geoffrey" instead of by his last name. They are both a little shocked, but then they both start saying it's "fine". After it's over and the paperwork is being filled out (Lestrade is working in his home), Sherlock shows up on his doorstep drenched from the rain, and completely confused because of these feelings. Lestrade thinks he's high at first, but then starts to figure it out.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Shortest fill of my life by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: In which Mycroft gets a text and calls back with a three-word response.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Anthea, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Sick Lestrade by wheres_walnut Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade gets sick, and Holmes and Watson have to take care of him.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Silence in the Library by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: BBC!verse. Mycroft/Sherlock. Library sex, with Mycroft topping the hell out of his little brother, plz.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Simple by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: These pairings don't get enough attention, I think. Could I have a fic -- anything -- with one of them? Sally/Anderson
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gillian Anderson, Sally Donovan
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Sep 2011 Updated: 16 Sep 2011


Sleepwalking by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: John's PTSD results in him sleepwalking. Sherlock takes measures to ensure it doesn't happen.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Sleuthing With Sweater by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: BBC John doesn't have a 'tache, but he rocks those sweaters.

Embrace the sweaters! Show me Sweater-love!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inanimate Objects, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: I JUST WANT BBC JOHN FUCKING BBC SHERLOCK HARD.

JUST SOME SHAMELESS PORN COME ON NOW.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Snowball fight! by satji Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock loves snow and snowball fights.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Victorian Mycroft and Watson spy on their descendants -- a certain John Watson and Sherlock Holmes.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC), Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Something feel-good by sparkle_free Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I just came back from a date with my girlfriend, everything went so wrong.
it started out fine, we went to see a movie and then I took her to a nice sushi place.
then I drove her home and kissed her good night when some punks across the street started yelling the most disgusting things I've ever heard at us, like seriously, those were creative assholes. I didn't say anything, cos really what am I gonna do against a bunch of morons? but I'm boiling inside, if I had a superpower I'd be abusing it for the dark side right now.

so please, I hope someone among you amazing writers can come up with something that'll make me feel a little less terrible?

I don't even know what I'm asking for specifically, just please, something with a bit of a feel-good ending.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock pays John the ultimate compliment: He finds him interesting.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Sonata by quil_linked Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

I always imagined that, since Sherlock plays violin, Mycroft would also play an instrument. So, can I get a fic with Mycroft playing piano?


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Jun 2011 Updated: 14 Jun 2011


Songfic mini-fill by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: John, Sherlock and Lestrade clash over music.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary:

"BBC!verse

Sherlock and John's UST finally explodes... right in the middle of the Scotland Yard Christmas party.

Bonus points if Mycroft is there completely unfazed."


Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 May 2011 Updated: 17 May 2011


Spoon The Hell Out Of You. by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Twisted quote: "If you don't stop crying, I will spoon you. I will spoon the HELL out of you."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Summary: Art for "A Study in Squirrels" featuring John and Sherlock
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: A Study in Squirrels
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: "So I was reading this a-freaking-dorable and hilarious fill here, and my prompt is this: art of squirrel Sherlock and John, with their little scarf and sweater. C'mon people, you know you want to :)"
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: A Study in Squirrels
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Jim Sterling is Moriarty's older brother.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011