The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Other Results: 26 Series
 
 
Stories
Sticks and Stones by robotsdance Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Cumberpatch!Holmes and RDJ!Holmes battle in the boxing ring.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Stranded in Your Love by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson? =D

Put your iPod/MP3 on shuffle and write a drabble titled the same as the first 5 songs you hear.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gillian Anderson, Sally Donovan
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 May 2011 Updated: 03 May 2011


Strangled!Holmes by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Baaaadly want Sherlock getting strangled h/c, with him almost dying and then trying to pass it off as nothing and either Lestrade or Watson (or both) giving him some TLC despite himself.

LIKE I NEED THIS TO CONTINUE LIVING.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Strawberry Jam by sostrangechild Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson's mustache feeds off Jam. Watson is BBC!John's Great, Great (so on) Grandfather. BBC!John lacks a mustache; he puts Jelly on his toast.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Styles of Dominance by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Molly and Sherlock begin a D/S relationship. Outside forces interfere.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Anthea, James Moriarty, John Watson, Molly, Mycroft Holmes, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Cunnilingus, D/s, Fellatio, Masturbation, Toys
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Sunday Story by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Sherlock/Lestrade. Domestic life.

TY, anons!


Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 29 Jun 2011 Updated: 29 Jun 2011


Sweater Love by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC John doesn't have a 'tache, but he rocks those sweaters.

Embrace the sweaters! Show me Sweater-love!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Sweet by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock has had a bad day, but John knows how to make it better.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Oct 2011 Updated: 25 Oct 2011


Sync by quamquam20 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Someone (Mrs Hudson, Lestrade, or whomever) walk in on Sherlock and John dancing to Funkytown.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC!Sherlock (preferably) is a synesthesic: he receives crossed stimuli from more than one sense. In other words he can taste sounds and feel the texture of colors and all sort of crazy stuff like this, which is very useful in a crime scene since two different colors never sound the same and it is easy to tell two identical pieces of paper apart when they smell differently.

YET he just gets entirely satisfied with his synesthesy when he starts dating John who is a feast for all his senses.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 130
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Take Me by hollybennett123 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I want to see Sherlock (pref BBC, any other okay) begging John to "take him to bed", using that exact phrase.

That's a phrase that pushes my Happy Buttons. ^w^
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Take me to bed by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I want to see Sherlock (pref BBC, any other okay) begging John to "take him to bed", using that exact phrase.

That's a phrase that pushes my Happy Buttons. ^w^
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Taking You Down by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: John has had it with Sherlock's drug use. And disciplines him. Sexily.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, D/s, Fellatio
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: John and Sherlock. Phone Sex.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary:

Jack Harkness wants to recruit Sherlock Holmes into Torchwood. He's willing to do anything* to get him to join.

Works in any!verse :D

*This is Jack Harkness. Anything takes on a whole new meaning


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Texting during sex by redconverse Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I have this urge to read fic where Sherlock texts infuriatingly all the way through their session, and only when he's fallen asleep does John find the 15 missed texts worth of 'oh fuck yes harder' and the like.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Sexting
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


The art of Seduction by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: John comes home to find Sherlock tied to his bed, gagged, unconscious...he immediately frets, thinking that Sherlock has been attacked and raped.

However, Sherlock figured out that John was into S&M, tied himself up, and waited so long that he fell asleep.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: The British army just came up with a new way of raising founds: calendars featuring pin-up'd veterans.
I ask you: which month John is featured in, and what is his pin-up-self?
Shiny golden point question: what's Sherlock reaction?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock is hoarder. Specifically, he is a hoarder of John Watson's sweaters. JOHN IS WONDERING WHERE THEY ALL GO. (They're under Sherlock's bed.)
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


The Cold Shoulder by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Fifty Ways to Leave your Lover
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 Jun 2011 Updated: 03 Jun 2011


Summary: John deals with a phone call from Sherlock during work.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Can I get some John as a serial killer? A very good, very efficient serial killer. Sherlock suspects but doesn't say anything, then he starts setting up kills for John.

A.N.: On haitus
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 188
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: John is a duck-billed platypus. Sherlock has to turn him back into a human.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


The Game Is On by postcardmystery Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: To make this a little more legit, if anyone wants to write me something based on the BBC Sherlock Promot, I'll rip my heart out and give it to them in a basket of rose petals. Morbid? Me?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC!Sherlock wanks off to Internet porn so hard his head slams into the laptop screen and he gets a concussion. John has to revive him.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011