The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
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The Lady Doth Protest by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson first time!!!!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: I've posted it before on previous parts and I'm posting it again. This time it's shorter/less detailed. Also the last time I'll prompt this.

Watson's "father" lost a bet to the Devil. The Devil knocks up Mrs Watson while disguised as Watson Snr. Our Watson is born and goes through life not knowing what/who he actually is. Then, when he and Holmes have been friends for a few years, the Devil decides to call in the debt and collect Watson as future ruler of hell.

Bonus points:
- Fiddle off between Holmes and Lucifer.
- Watson starts to develop demonic physicalities (eg wings/horns/tail) and feels hideous but Holmes assures him he isn't.
- Happy ending
A.N.: On Haitus

Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 1054
[Report This] Published: 28 May 2011 Updated: 10 Jun 2011


The Little Things I Do by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Sherlock starts to do tiny little things to please John as a manner of flirting. The thing is, most of them are so tiny John doesn't even realize he's done them. They're significant and noticeable to Sherlock, but no one else.

Prefer BBC, but any universe will do.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 Mar 2011 Updated: 31 Mar 2011


Summary: In the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Moriarty is in charge. The League defeats him and Mycroft takes over. (linkage to wikipedia page for some info if not familiar with the comics http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_League_of_Extraordinary_Gentlemen)

Fast forward to present day, why doesn't Anthea reveal her true name? Anthea is really Mina Harker, who was instructed by Victorian Mycroft to look after his descendants. Cue bbc!Mycroft and Anthea/Mina teaming up to protect John and Sherlock from crazy Moriarty.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Anthea, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


The Only Drug I Need by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Molly discovers, through use of a word, that Sherlock used to be a sub. At first she doesn't know what that means, but then she starts to take advantage of it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Bondage, Cunnilingus, D/s, Fellatio, Figging, Fingering, Ice Play, Masturbation, Orgasm denial, Spanking
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: There is some kind of world-wide disaster. The best & brightest, along with a random selection of citizens, are being evacuated to various underground shelters in hopes of increasing survival ratings. Mycroft has managed to secure a place in the shelter for himself & Sherlock (& Mummy?), but not John. Sherlock is torn between the logical choice and his desire to stay with John. Mycroft has told Sherlock he has 24 hours to make his decision. A decision he never has the chance to make, because John makes it for him...by drugging his tea. John sacrificing himself to save Sherlock & Sherlock feeling guilty about being safe while John is not. Sherlock's life inside the shelter vs. John's outside, dealing with whatever tragedy has befallen mankind. Who else managed to get in the shelter, who did not & how does this affect things?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC Moriarty dresses like Bjork at the Oscars, like a swan. He accessorizes with an egg, which is actually a bomb.
Categories: Art Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


The Scars of Yesterday by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Sequel to Let's Stay Together, Always.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Let's Stay Together, Always
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


The Seventh Floor by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Have we had a BBC zombie apocalypse yet? Cause damn, I love me some zombies. Bonus points for Lestrade!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark!Watson with his awesome moustache and BBC!John. Make it dark. Against the wall. With tea and biscuits. Without Holmes of course.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Asylum (Mechanical Dinosaurs), Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: The story behind Cleverbot's 1,000 Christmas Tree Bunnies.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: 1000 Christmas Tree Bunnies
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


The Things You Learn by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: More MPreg
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Jan 2012 Updated: 22 Jan 2012


Summary: MYTHOLOGY

I don't even care which myth(s) you use (or none), I just want it to have that feel/influence. I'd prefer Celtic, Norse, or Greek, but let's be honest, anything at all and I'll be dying ;)

Any pairing or none at all!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes discovers Tribbles and becomes fascinated by them. They multiply and coo like pigeons! Experiments must ensue! Perhaps Watson notices and attempts to save them?

I would prefer the Tribbles to be the only Star Trek reference. Not sure how Holmes comes across them. Maybe they were part of a villain's genetic experiment or something, IDK.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: While cleaning one day John stumbles upon old letters from the late 19th century with his and Sherlock's name on them. Apparently their rooms were the very same rooms that the detective and his doctor used while they were alive. I want the letters to be a progression of their relationship, and have John and Sherlock realize their feelings for each other.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Theobroma by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: order xxx221B. It turned out to be for, and I swear this is true, one 16 oz jar of Hershey's Caramel topping and one 7lb 8oz (3.6 litres for metric people) container of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup. The kind that come with a handle shaped into the bottle so you can lift the damn thing.

There is your prompt - what happens when the box arrives?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: 69
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


THIS IS A CLEVER TITLE by cj_ludd18 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock and John have been drinking for whatever reason, and when they get back to Baker Street, Sherlock learns a LOT more about John. Namely that he's a really good lover and that assistant of Mycroft's was a silly bint for brushing him off.

Things get VERY UNCOMFORTABLE in the morning, because John's supposed to be straight, Sherlock's supposed to be nothing, and Mrs. Hudson TOTALLY HEARD THEM!

And things just go downhill from there, with everyone still assuming they're a couple, cause now they aren't exactly wrong. And if Mycroft shows up, he's all "O hai, Sherlock. See you finally got laid."

And as with most things, it's all solved with a lot more sex. The end.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


This is Mine, Not Yours by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: John finds out Sherlock is a cutter.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Three Sheets to the Wind by koshartu Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Some sort of work party/function, and Sherlock gets TRASHED. TRASHED TRASHED. And he's like sitting on Lestrade's lap, and won't let go of John's hand, and Sally's totally trashed and it turns out they are both catty bitches when drinking and get along fabulously, and Sherlock's trying to give Lestrade a lapdance, and John gets sneak attack!snogged, and Anderson keeps poking everyone to get their attention, and if Molly's there she TOTALLY disappears with some hottie mchotterson, and basically THEY ARE ALL DRUNK AND HAVING FUN AND INHIBITIONS ARE SO FAR GONE IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.

Extra bonuses for bathroom or car sex, idec who.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Tickling by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Tickling. Any pairing, fluff or sex, fun or torture. I just want it ya'll, and I know I'm not the only one!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Title goes here by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I'm really in the mood for some predicament bondage. Is anyone else?

Muscle fatigue, straining and some ropes. You can work in edge play if you're the mood. Any verse.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


To Our Hearts by blacktablet Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I trust everybody knows Neil Gaiman's American Gods, yes, yes? (And if you don't, shame on you. Shame!)

Now, think about all the mail 221b Baker Street receives every year, the secretary that is hired just to deal with it. The tours, the guide playing The Game, the way Sherlock Holmes has infiltrated all layers of public consciousness, the ways references to him will pop up everywhere in unrelated places. How much belief is put in Sherlock Holmes.

You know what I'm thinking, right?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: To Our Hearts
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Transport by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: John having consensual sex with Sherlock who's brain is off solving puzzles and what have you the whole damn time:
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Anal Sex, Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary:

A character must orgasm in a certain amount of time or before something happens, or else face the consequences. Noncon, dubcon, or consensual bedroom games, I don't care. Dark is good, but so is hilarious. Any pairing, any verse.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 May 2011 Updated: 03 May 2011


Trichophilia by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Fem!Watson ares for Fem!Holmes' hair.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Trichophilia (Aroused By Hair)
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011