The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Other Results: 26 Series
 
 
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Trussed by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock Holmes is tied up and tortured by a captor.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Molly needs some lovin'. Luckily Law!Watson is around to give it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Molly
Genre: Crossover, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cunnilingus
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Umberella-ella! by quil_linked Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: bbc!Mycroft's umbrella breaks. (he's been leaning against it too much?)
Anyway, it wasn't an ordinary umbrella (full of hi-tech equipment that "the british goverment" may need) and he can't get an equal one right away, so Sherlock thinks it's amusing to buy him one of those ridiculously cheap collapsible umbrellas as a presen
Categories: Art Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Unexpected by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

John is asexual.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Jun 2011 Updated: 14 Jun 2011


Summary:

John is such a hopeless romantic at heart, so watching Mycroft and Anthea work together all the time as a perfect unit just makes his little heart bleed. He thinks they belong together, so he tells Sherlock, not even thinking he'll listen. To his surprise, Sherlock agrees, and they decide that one of their tactics will be making Mycroft jealous by having John ask out Anthea. Please show me John and Sherlock getting their cupid on with spectacular and weird antics, and Sherlock becoming jealous himself in the process. And then this giant fluffball of a fic can end with Mycroft/Anthea and Sherlock/John.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Anthea, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Mar 2011 Updated: 17 Mar 2011


Uniform Trumps Brain by bitterhaze Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: We need more uniform fics! The lack of them is atrocious, darlings. Sooo...

Sherlock sees Watson in uniform for the first time, BBC-verse.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Uniforms
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes has given Watson oral sex, and hand jobs rather often, but does not allow Watson to reciprocate.
Watson tries to get Holmes to allow him to, Holmes refuses...
later Watson figures out the reason why...Holmes is genuinely afraid.
Watson helps him overcome his fears.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, NonCon
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Unscheduled Kiss by random_nexus Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Mycroft and Anthea share a kiss.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Anthea, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Pre-John, we know Sherlock was using drugs, and obviously Lestrade knew about it because of the drugs bust in A Study in Pink. What if Lestrade was the one to arrest Sherlock on drug charges? Or at least handle the case? He's also the one that recognized what an amazing asset he could be to them, and maybe works out a deal for Sherlock to assist the police with cases in return for dropping (?) charges.

I'd love to read a fic that has this element to it-- could be the actual arrest, could be during the five years Lestrade has known Sherlock before John comes along--could be about Lestrade providing a distraction for Sherlock, and certainly could include a smut-filled incident ;)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Apr 2011 Updated: 13 Apr 2011


Vaginae by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: 221b is invaded by vaginae. Not women. Vaginae.

Song parody based on TMBG's "Seven"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock and John in victorian clothes.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Vox by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: John has a bit of a thing for Sherlock's voice. Sexytimes ensue -- Sherlock tells John explicity what he's going to do to him. John comes without any penile stimulation whatsoever.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Wake Up Call by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Lazy Morning Sex.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Rimming
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Watch (the door) by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Mycroft's watch has the power to turn beavers to gold. Features Fem!Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fingering, Toys
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: I have a real love for Scottish!Watson. I think Holmes does too. Watson in a kilt, anyone?
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Watson's a ghost by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is actually a ghost.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Watson's a ghost
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Watson's a ghost by blamethecupcake Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is actually a ghost. The follow-up to the first fill.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Watson's a ghost
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Watson's Epitaph 4 by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: John Watson dies. Sherlock writes his epitaph.
any verse, any genre.

kinda hoping for ridiculousness, and lots of fills!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Watson's Epitaph
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


We May Not Die Easy by blacktablet Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: The conclusion to the American Gods crossover
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Molly, Sherrinford Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: To Our Hearts
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Mycroft and Sherlock have cousins in America. The Addams Family.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 314
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Were-Mycroft art by arileo Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Inspired by Random_Nexus' 'When the Impossible Refuses to be Eliminated'
Categories: Art Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: When the Impossible Refuses to be Eliminated
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


What Goes Around by roladie Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Mycroft in a swivel chair.

Any verse, any chair.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: What happened after the cabbie was shot? Aka: Lestrade & co breaking into 221b, assessing the situation, finding and dealing with a drugged up and weak (probably again more so after the post-adrenaline crash) Sherlock, etc.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


What if he says no? by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Errant comment: "What if he says no?"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC!Sherlock and John go to Ireland to investigate suspicious goings on in the King of the Sheep competition, namely, rumours about a sheep-eating beast.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 219
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011