The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Other Results: 26 Series
 
 
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Summary: Lestrade is Paul from Different for Girls. Fourth in a series.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: BBC!Sherlock/Different For Girls Crossover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: The Three Garridebs in the BBC!Universe.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Chat Roulette. BBC!verse. Sherlock somehow wrangles John into making out with him to the disgust/delight of random people.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Summary: 1. Take BBC Sherlock and John and put them in Victorian clothes
2. ???
3. Profit!

(AND BY "PROFIT" OF COURSE I MEAN SEX)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC's Sherlock and John as seen through the GMD universe.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC), The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


BBC!Watson gets superpowers by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Since I have a kink for Superpowers I wrote this little minifill in hope that someone get inspired and pick up the idea, or some parts of it to write an actual story.

English is not my native language, so I'm sorry for the mistakes you will find and also for the crap I wrote ( first time etc. ;).


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Apr 2011 Updated: 11 Apr 2011


BBC/09 by taleya Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

The walls of the universe are cracking and all the holmes are jumbled up


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Mar 2011 Updated: 26 Mar 2011


Summary: Lestrade has to make a deal with Death for some reason or other.

What does Death want in exchange?

One dance.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 161
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: I want first time fic featuring Virgin!Holmes, doting Watson ...and plenty of foreskin play!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, Virginity
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Black Moods by chibitoaster Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: anything with holmes being in a black mood! comfort, fluffystuff, angst, anything. H/W, bottom holmes, cannon or granada verse preferred!

did i mention that i'll love you forever? yeah, i will. oh, i'll even be your sex slave if you want.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Blood Bound by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I've come to the realization that this fandom is sorely lacking in Dexter crossovers, which is kinda sad, because, I mean, it's perfect!

I'm not picky, but I was thinking maybe something alone the lines of that's how Sherlock "ensured" Mr. Hudson's execution?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Mar 2011 Updated: 10 Mar 2011


Bovine Erotica by siamesegoth2 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: In honour of Cute's glorious rant:

MEAT. ON. A. STICK.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Feb 2011 Updated: 19 Feb 2011


Boy by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: He eagerly looked forward to the day he forgot his own name, when he would only know himself as 'boy'.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, D/s, Toys
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Breakfast at Baker Street by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes can't open his jar of jam, Watson gives him a hand ;D
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Breathe Me by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: "Breathe Me" by Sia. "I was listening to that song today while reading some fanfic, and I thought of BBC!John with the line "I am small" (because I like when John has a height kink, but that's a story for another time). But it got me thinking, what if John was the needy one? We have all these fics about Sherlock being so broken under his cold mask and John is there to be strong for him; but what if John is broken, and for once Sherlock has to be strong for him?"
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Mar 2011 Updated: 01 Mar 2011


Broke by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So I'm a little bit obsessed with BrokeStraightBoys.com.

Money is tight for Sherlock and John. So when they're offered $100 each by a random American dude to get naked for the camera, they go for it. Things progress from there and they end up with enough cash to go out for some really awkward Chinese food afterward.

Bonus points if Sherlock annoys the shit out of that obnoxious guy who films.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Anal Sex, Fellatio, Handjob
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Broken Lang Syne by quamquam20 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: John marks New Year's Eve with Sherlock. Raven masks are involved.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Broken Sherlock by sostrangechild Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Sherlock is just made to be broken, then slowly put back together before being broken all over again
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Brownie by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: John comes home from work to find brownies on his bedside table and Sherlock Holmes in his bed, naked except for the apron and pot holders.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Bulletproof by dayja Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock finds out the hard way that being shot at does occasionally involve being shot.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC Sherlock and John fly MJN air.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


ceci n'est pas une by reasonabsurd Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The characters' reactions to "Sherlock" slash.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft Holmes, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Summary: "Ceiling Mycroft watches you masturbate" in papercraft form. Print out & make your own Ceiling Mycroft!
Categories: Art Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC!Mycroft watches you masturbate! {Picture of BBC!John in a phonebooth in prompt post}
Categories: Art Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Chair fun! by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: John riding Mycroft in his office chair.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011