The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Other Results: 26 Series
 
 
Stories
Summary: Holmes is a total bamf, scared of nobody, etc. But he is scared of something really...normal (idk, mirrors, the dark, TV Tropes High Octane Fuel page, use your imagination). One night he gets really scared so gets into Watson's bed for snuggletiemz.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Checkmate by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

I know there is a Sherlock Holmes/Leverage prompt around here somewhere, but mine is based off of THIS lovely image. Left-> Right: Hitter!John, Mastermind!Mycroft, Thief!Sherlock, Grifter!Mrs. Hudson & Hacker!Lestrade. Let's get some Team Sherlock up in here!

Obviously BBCverse; Can be Gen or Slash. I'm a fan of John/Sherlock &/or Mycroft/Lestrade myself. Though, if you base relationships off of Leverage, Mycroft & Mrs. Hudson have a rather complicated & stormy relationship going...


Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Jun 2011 Updated: 14 Jun 2011


Cherry Peppermint Bleach by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock and Mycroft. Sharing gum.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: know there's a lotta Sherlock prompts right now, but this is *my* first:

Sherlock and Lestrade share a fag.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Cipher by taleya Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: After Sherlock's death, John starts receiving phantom texts.

Sherlock is haunting his phone, and it's the only way he can communicate

No crack please.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Close Your Eyes by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Draw Holmes and Watson's first kiss. Any/every 'verse you can dream of welcome.

Everybody should play (Stick figures/unidentifiable blobs are encouraged!). I just want to see a thread of as many potential first kisses as humanly possible.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: First Kisses
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Collared BBC!Sherlock by feriowind Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I've been reading some fics in which Holmes is wearing a leather collar. So I want to see Holmes, bare chest, with a collar.
bonus point if Watson is touching his neck.Please.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Collide by crocodile_eat_u Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade's gay. Nobody knows - it's still pretty frowned upon in the police force and Sherlock honestly hasn't paid all that much attention to the DI's private life.

Despite this, there's no real problem. He's in a nice relationship and nobody's got any reason to suspect that something's up.

That is, until Lestrade start turning up to work with black eyes and split lips, and is acting rather skittish and seems really reluctant to go home. Then Holmes starts paying attention

Basically, I would like Lestrade to be in midst of an abusive relationship, Sherlock and John notice and as things begin to get really out of control, come to the rescue

John/Lestrade/Sherlock would be awesome but is up to you
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock comes out of the closet. Donovan and Anderson ridicule him. John comes to his friend's defense.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gillian Anderson, John Watson, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock Holmes in a Couples Communication Workshop, for a case, for crack, for whatever reason you can drag him in. Probably BBC 1, as I don't think the Victorians really had an equivalent, but if you can make it work....
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Context by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Molly Hooper is an undercover assassin with amnesia. Unfortunately, her memories are beginning to surface she needs Sherlock's help to uncover her true past. During which, Molly seduces him and the 'real' Molly is in no way shy and retiring.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary:

Anon is under a great deal of stress right now. So, of course, Anon is reading a great deal of porn as a distraction from the unpleasantness of day-to-day-life. Anon came across this doozy of a line describing the painfuly arroused state of a voyer: 

"The chair, which was uncomfortable in the best of time [sic], was now turning into a sort of torture device that gleefully tormented him by refusing to go into a good position. His pants were working with the chair in a sadistic duo that would not offer him any relief." 

So, give me Sentient!Settee and Sentient!Combinations or Sentient!DressingGown colluding and plotting to drive either Watson or Holmes absolutely crazy with need and want while listening to the other masturbating upstaires. 


Categories: Fiction Characters: Inanimate Objects
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 02 Aug 2011 Updated: 02 Aug 2011


Criticism peacock by tacosoup Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock invests in friendship bracelets for John and himself. HE IS UNAWARE THAT ONLY 11 YEAR OLD GIRLS DO THIS. John doesn't mind though. Gets that he's Sherlock's first/only real friend and wears the ridiculous thing around.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Crossing the Stream by supermouse Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Somehow- don't care how- Sherlock ends up in Lancre, meets Granny Weatherwax, and much sniping ensues.
Bonus points if Nanny Ogg flirts with John, and cookies if Human Greebo does.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Cuddling by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Just John and Sherlock sleeping together in the same bed - cuddles and fluff, please? :) BBC or Granada-verse preferred.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Cupid. Mike. Cupid. by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Mike Stamford is Cupid.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mike Stamford, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Curl up and dye by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock gets a short haircut. John reacts.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock is introduced to Dance Dance Revolution. I'm not sure how. I don't know why. He can be amazingly good or hilariously awful. Just please make it happen.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Dark!Watson enforced chastity by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Enforced chastity- Dark!Watson likes to keep Holmes's cock locked away all nice and neat when he's not playing with his pet. Chastity belt, gates of hell, that sort of thing. It's for his own good, really; If Holmes can't be trusted not to play with himself then Watson's going to have to make sure that getting hard really hurts.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 May 2011 Updated: 17 May 2011


Summary:


THE WALLS OF REALITY ARE BREAKING DOWN. AND ALL THE WATSONS AND HOLMES ARE JUMBLED UP.

GO!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dawson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC), The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges: None
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 Mar 2011 Updated: 31 Mar 2011


Summary: Watson has a biting!Kink. Holmes freaks out. 'Splaining leads to successfull!sexytimes.

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Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Biting
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Dear John by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 Mar 2011 Updated: 31 Mar 2011


Dear John by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 Mar 2011 Updated: 31 Mar 2011


Delicacy by ninja_firefly Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: In a dark room, Mycroft's craddling Sherlock's head in his lap, stroking his hair in quiet desperation as his brother bleeds/detoxes/cries/all above/none of the above.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Delivery For Mr. M. Holmes by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Anthea sends Mycroft a gift.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Sep 2011 Updated: 08 Sep 2011