The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
Our depravity knows no bounds
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Other Results: 6 Series
 
 
Stories
Summary: So, computer engineer!Watson having to fix Holmes' computer after he fucks it up doing anything Technologically Impaired Duck would do. Like, delete the System32 folder.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


CATS! by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson find that 221b Baker street has been overrun by felines.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Found by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "Watson is immortal. He's still alive now. What does he do? What does he think of the popularity of his stories, and the many adaptations of them?"
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: ACD is a Prat
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific), Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Sep 2011 Updated: 05 Sep 2011


History, Repeating Itself by gyzym Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock Holmes: Underpaid Chemistry TA. All he wants to do is work on his damn thesis, but there's about a million tests that he has to grade so the professor doesn't have to, dragging wide-eyed liberal arts majors through same lab multiple times a week, and WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE MATERIAL THIS IS LITERALLY CHEM 101 IT'S FUCKING ELEMENTARY NNGHRRRBARELY SUPPRESSED RAAAAGE!!!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson are reincarnated in the modern day. Watson remembers their previous life. Holmes does not.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Kinda BBC prompt I guess - I want modern day Lestrade and Gregson! Make that Lestrade/Gregson. Because it's not illegal anymore (like that ever stopped anyone)!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Pleasant Dreams by MonsterEater Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has a cocaine-fueled dream about having children with Watson. Whether these are charming toddlers with a love for jam, or mustachioed, bowler hat wearing ducklings is completely up to you. I just want Holmes' reaction. And Watson's reaction when Holmes tells him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Granada (Brett) , Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2012 Updated: 02 Apr 2012


Rave by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: WATSON/HOLMES OR HOLMES/WATSON 90s RAVE SCENE. GO. b29;.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


The Filth Wizard by joe_pike_junior Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Modern!AU, I guess. Holmes is a germaphobe, and rather obsessed with cleaning EVERYTHING. And cleaning by Holmes' definition is febreezing and lysoling that big pile of dust bunnies, but not actually cleaning it up. Watson does not approve.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Wasted Potential by fluffysilver Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Modern day!Holmes and Watson - not just their equivalents, AU or time travel, but the actual Holmes and Watson reincarnated. They start getting their memories back, or just one of them because the other already remembers everything and is just waiting for the other one (epic BFF soulmates FTW). Reincarnated Blackwood or Moriarty? Irene? Mary?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Wet Notes by muted_clamour Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes writes on the shower walls with washable markers. Leaving himself reminders, notes, equations, cryptic love notes to Watson that takes the good doctor a while to figure out...what have you.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Modern AU; young Holmes and Watson meet in kindergarten. Holmes deduces something adorable, like the identity of who stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


You are my constant by postcardmystery Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: X Files/Holmes AU
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011