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I can has memebang? by nicodeimus Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

THE WALLS OF REALITY ARE BREAKING DOWN. AND ALL THE WATSONS AND HOLMES ARE JUMBLED UP.

GO!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Without A Clue
Challenges: None
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 Mar 2011 Updated: 31 Mar 2011


Summary:

The walls are breaking down and universes are crossing!


Categories: Art Characters: Dawson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges: None
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 Mar 2011 Updated: 31 Mar 2011


Summary:

The universes are colliding!


Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 1930's Movies (Rathbone), 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 Mar 2011 Updated: 31 Mar 2011


Summary:

The universes are colliding!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 Mar 2011 Updated: 31 Mar 2011


Summary:

The universes are colliding!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 Mar 2011 Updated: 31 Mar 2011


Summary:

THE WALLS OF REALITY ARE BREAKING DOWN. AND ALL THE WATSONS AND HOLMES ARE JUMBLED UP.

GO!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 Mar 2011 Updated: 31 Mar 2011


Summary: Holmes is subject to an infestation. Thinking that it's just parasites or similar he starts to consult Watson about getting rid of them but balks when he realises that they're sentient. Make of it what you will.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: This long-overdue prompt is for [info]muir_wolf who wrote a great Psych fanfic that made me desperate to read a crossover. So, the prompt is simple: it must be oozing with Holmes/Watson and Shassie goodness. (I'd prefer if the pairings are kept like that - no boyfriend swapping, please!- and I am also not a big fan of foursomes.) How and why the two universes collide is entirely up to you. Bonus points will definitely be in order, however, for overprotectiveness and jealousy (and confessions and/or first kisses, if you should so choose). b29;
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: The classic Looney Tunes scene where a giant thing picks up another character and says "I will love him and hug him and call him George!"
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dredger, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Inconvenient by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Al Gore
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Into the Woods by ljghunter Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

3 in 1 prompt (and get your mind out of that gutter)

cracky prompt: Holmes is Goldylocks. Clarky, Higgins, and Lestrade are the three bears
dirty prompt: Wolf!John/Little Red Bowler Hat!Holmes
cracky dirty gutter prompt IDEK!: the 7 dwarfs/Holmes


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Mar 2011 Updated: 17 Mar 2011


Iron Man AU by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is Tony Stark. His AI isn't named Jarvis, he-it-he's named Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Charlie Brown and company go trick-or-treating at 221b Baker Street.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Katamari Damacy by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: HOLMES/KATAMARI DAMACY CROSSOVER

I don't care why or how. Just make it glorious and at least 1m in diameter.

Captcha: "bond what" I see Captcha is a fan of the series.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Keep You Safe by goldenfish_jz Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Sherlock mashed up with Cowboy Bebop
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Le Petit Holmes by tabby_stardust Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SEaIjk1-1u8/TB9whx2JdfI/AAAAAAAAAYo/z1iQ56B1fKc/s320/images-11.jpg

"For me, this is the loveliest and the saddest landscape in the world. It's the same landscape as the one on the preceding pace, but I've drawn it one more time in order to be sure you see it clearly. It's here that the little prince appeared on Earth, then disappeared.

Look at this landscape carefully to be sure or recognizing it, if you should travel to Africa someday, in the desert. And if you happen to pass by here, I beg you not to hurry past. Wait a little, just under the star! Then if a child comes to you, if he laughs, if he has golden hair, if he doesn't answer your questions, you'll know who he is. If this should happen, be kind! Don't let me go on being sad: Send word immediately that he's come back..."

I don't even care how this happens. Maybe Watson is narrating a post Reichenbach scenario, maybe you do an AU with Watson enlisting after meeting Holmes and being killed in the service. Anything. But dear meme, I need some cheering. Please give me Victoriana in the style of Antoine de Saint-Exupery.


Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 May 2011 Updated: 31 May 2011


Summary: 09!Lestrade is the Hamburglar.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Light spells danger by flibbles1989 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I have seen various Whovians on the meme assert that Mycroft is secretly the head of Torchwood.

WHERE IS THE FIC PEOPLE??
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


London Dreaming by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "Inspired by a fill on the BBC meme: London dreams of Sherlock Holmes.

"Any verse. Every verse. Whatever you like."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: ACD, Gladstone, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, Irregulars, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, OFC, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Costumes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC), Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Mar 2011 Updated: 01 Mar 2011


Summary: Newly returned from Afghanistan Watson has made an unwitting life long friend of the Nac Mac Holmesgal
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1040
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Frycroft/BBC!Lestrade

Fluffgasm, go!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crossover, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Feeding
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 146
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Method Observation by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: KIRK LAZARUS GETS THE ROLE OF SHERLOCK HOLMES. HE GOES SO METHOD HE SOMEHOW WINDS UP IN VICTORIAN ENGLAND (JUST ROLL WITH IT) AND CONS HIS WAY INTO LIVING WITH HOLMES AND WATSON.

THERE IS MUCH CONFUSION AS TO WHICH HOLMES IS WHICH. WATSON...DOESN'T MIND BUT REAL HOLMES DOES.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Misery in England by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Stephen King crossover. Any book
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crossover, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Miss Mary Sunshine by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Reefer Madness crossover.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Moriarty the nanny by the_deviations Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Freshy aunted OP wants babies EVERYWHERE!


Baby John! Baby Sherlock! Baby Anderson! John and Sherlock's Babies! Holmes and Irene's Babies! Mary and Watson's Babies! Lestrade and Mycroft's Babies!

ANY AND ALL BABIES WELCOME!!!
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011