The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Summary: I'm halfway home now
half-hoping
for a showdown
'cause I'm not big enough to house this crowd
it might destroy me
but I'd sacrifice my body
if it meant I'd get the Jack part out

- Half Jack, The Dresden Dolls
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama , H/C, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


A Few Months Prior by quil_linked Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Art for Until The Sun Sets.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Until the Sun Sets
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: So, way back on the original kinkmeme, I wrote a Sherlock Holmes/Dexter crossover with Watson as a conscientious sociopathic murderer.
Later, someone posted a request for some murder porn, and I decided to write a smutty sequel. Being the lazy asshole that I am, it took me about three months. (And I swear, I'll get back on the WIPs I've got eventually.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Ad Victorem Spolias by dire_redux Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: At the toy store yesterday, I saw an action figure for Bonny Anne. Who is she? Check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Bonny.

Anyways, Bonny Anne met another female pirate named Mary Read.

CAN YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING?

Irene/Mary as pirates on the high seas!

Run with it my little kinky monkeys! RUN!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: AU , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Alignment by colour_me_troll Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Dark AU (preferably Granada or Canon based)
After the war, Watson offends the wrong person, and gets blacklisted in the medical community, he becomes bitter, he gambles alot, and then beats the crap out of anyone who tries to cheat him. On his journey into the criminal world he meets Lestrade, who lost his job after trying to pursue a case where the guilty party was a lord, and Holmes, who is crazy, homeless, and on the run from some dark traumatic past.
Together, they decide to turn the empire upsidedown.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Holmes, Dark!Lestrade, Dark!Watson
Genre: AU , Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Alternate Realities by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: "In every other timeline they're together. They're meant to be together."

Show me the angst. Show me the fluff. Show me the crazy half-second fragmented AUs. Show me anything, just go nuts!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 159
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


And with him, Disaster by eggshellseas Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Vampire!Holmes stalking happily married, professional doctor Watson. Holmes doesn't stop once he's set eyes on a fascinating prey, and Watson is falling under the vampire's spell despite himself.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


At The End of the World by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: It's exactly what it sounds like. I want CRAZY Fifth Element AU, with perfect supreme-being Leeloo!Holmes to save the world in some ancient Egyptian temple and down-on-his-luck ex-military Korben!Watson to save the beautiful and strong but-still-very-fragile Holmes with the power of LOOOOOVE. Lestrade can be Ruby Rhod. b29;

I WILL TAKE FANART OF RDJ!HOLMES IN THAT LITTLE BANDAGE GET UP OR THE ORANGE-JELLY-SUSPENDER GET UP. EITHER OR. OR BOTH, BABY; OR BOTH.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Miss Jane Marple and Holmes have an 'unexpected' connection.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: So, computer engineer!Watson having to fix Holmes' computer after he fucks it up doing anything Technologically Impaired Duck would do. Like, delete the System32 folder.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


BBC!Coffee Shop AU by 9oo Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock was shuffled from one foster home to another. (Your choice on whether he was put up for adoption or whether Mycroft and he were orphaned and separated at a young age.)

He didn't have a good go of it. By the time he's old enough to quit the system, he's cut himself from the outside world and all emotional contact. He works in a cafe to make rent and lives with a mess of roommates who use his stuff and think him a freak.

Lestrade comes in for a coffee every morning. Sherlock/Lestrade b29;

OR - John is a co-worker, and Sherlock/John/Lestrade.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Bearing by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: One day, Watson starts to bleed (whether it's from physical trauma or just starts to have pain and starts to bleed) and realizes that he has had a miscarriage. He doesn't tell Holmes.

Some time later, Watson finds himself pregnant again and this time Holmes knows (and is rather excited about becoming a father). Watson has another miscarriage.

After several miscarriages, Watson is finally able to conceive a child and it starts to look like the child might make it to term (maybe it's the longest child Watson has been pregnant with).

Basically, I'd like to see a tread carefully sort of pregnancy.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama , H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Granada (Brett) , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Nov 2012 Updated: 13 Nov 2012


Best Laid Plans by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes lies to Watson as part of a case, and Watson fails to respond according to plan. Major h/c occurs.
Categories: Fiction Characters: None
Genre: Angst, AU , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: When Holmes is captured by some baddies, HBIC!Lestrade and BAMF!Botson come to the rescue.

But I hadn't heard of SH22 at the time I wrote the fill, and didn't notice it was a 'verse. So, though it was prompted for SH22, it's a steampunk AU.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 May 2011 Updated: 01 May 2011


Summary: A fic where Sherlock and John meets in their fifties or sixties would be cool. Sherlock is still solving crimes and John has retired from the military. If Mycroft, Lestrade or Moriarty pop up, that would be awesome, too. BBC verse would be awesome but I'd love this in any verse.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 935
[Report This] Published: 05 Jul 2011 Updated: 05 Jul 2011


Care and Feeding by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson loves eavesdropping on what's going on inside Holmes' body. So Watson feeds/stuffs Holmes and then listens to him digest via stethoscope.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Bondage, DubCon, Feeding
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Nov 2012 Updated: 18 Nov 2012


Caught by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Ritchie or ACD verse! Holmes heavily pregnant but insisting on continuing with his case. He gets kidnapped, and after a few days, goes into labour right in front the kidnapper who is enjoying the great Sherlock Holmes in such pain.
Watson rescues him, and they deliver the baby just before Lestrade and the rest arrive.
Belly rubs and massages and pregnant!sex before the kidnapping (and before Watson gets all exasperated with Holmes)
The more descriptive the better. What to do, I love pregnant!Holmes!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama , Fluff, H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 May 2012 Updated: 15 May 2012


Close Call by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is labor, something goes wrong. Whether it’s something like he‘s lost to much blood or the baby is turned the wrong way or whatever really.

And Holmes is afraid that he’s going to lose both Watson and the baby.

(I don’t want them to die, I just want Holmes to think that they’re going to die)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama , H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 May 2012 Updated: 31 May 2012


Collide by crocodile_eat_u Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade's gay. Nobody knows - it's still pretty frowned upon in the police force and Sherlock honestly hasn't paid all that much attention to the DI's private life.

Despite this, there's no real problem. He's in a nice relationship and nobody's got any reason to suspect that something's up.

That is, until Lestrade start turning up to work with black eyes and split lips, and is acting rather skittish and seems really reluctant to go home. Then Holmes starts paying attention

Basically, I would like Lestrade to be in midst of an abusive relationship, Sherlock and John notice and as things begin to get really out of control, come to the rescue

John/Lestrade/Sherlock would be awesome but is up to you
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Conceived in Dreams by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson dreams that he is pregnant with Holmes' child(ren). Write the dream and/or his reaction to it. Can be established or non-established relationship, any verse.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg, UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Mar 2011 Updated: 25 Mar 2011


Confined by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes gets Watson pregnant.

After Watson has given birth, Holmes finds that doesn't like Watson without a baby in him....If there’s not a baby in Watson, Holmes isn’t happy...so he gets Watson pregnant again and again.

It's never enough.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Holmes, John Watson, OFC
Genre: Angst, AU , Dark
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: DubCon, Mpreg, NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Apr 2012 Updated: 23 Apr 2012


Consumed by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson discovers he has TB. He starts an argument with Holmes and makes Holmes think he no longer cares. Then, he leaves.

Holmes doesn't believe any of what Watson said. He searches for watson and only finds him as he lay dying.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Delivered by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I want Holmes to be pregnant. Make it m-preg, make him into a girl, do any combination of the two...your choice in the details so long as he's heavily and obviously pregnant. (and preferably au enough that no one finds it THAT weird that it happened)

And I want a person fondling him, feeling his belly, like a proud and besotted and doting father of the baby/lover might do. Feeling the baby move, whispering in Holmes's ear, perhaps even hands travelling south like he wants a re-enactment of what led to Holmes's condition in the first place. Tasting his milk. The sort of scene that should be fluffy and beautiful and possibly sexy.

Except he isn't the baby's father or Holmes's lover. He's Holmes's kidnapper/stalker.

So what happens when the real daddy arrives? Bonus points if the baby starts coming at an inopportune moment and Holmes's and the baby's lives are in real danger.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 May 2011 Updated: 13 May 2011


Eulogy by ljghunter Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Based on the 2009 movie: Irene Adler dies right before Holmes and Watson's eyes.

I'd love to read of Holmes' reaction to her death (he probably tries to convince Watson that he is ok, while in reality he is trying not to crumble in front of him). Also, I'd like a concerned/protective Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Jul 2011 Updated: 10 Jul 2011


Exotic Fruit by flibbles1989 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: The magical fruit of this kink is an orange. Oranges are reeaaaally funny to me. I see one and I burst out laughing. I kid you not. At Walmart, the grocery store, I will be doubled over in the aisles if I see that spunky bright little demon. I can't explain it, it creeps me out as well, but I think I may have found a remedy.

I request a fic (Or art, your pick) where either Watson or Holmes eats this devious little fruit. The other sees it and is instantly mesmerized by the way his lips, tongue, teeth, etc. work at that slutty little orange. Juice running down chin, tongue moving in unnecessarily dramatic fashions, said other getting OBVIOUS HARD-ON, take it where you will, anon.

I want to make it so next time I go to the store and see an orange I will jizz in my pants instead of laugh. CURE ME, ANON!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011