The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Genre: PWP
Other Results: 5 Series
 
 
Stories
Shameless John/Mycroft porn by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Immaculately proper Mycroft Holmes bent over his immaculately tidy desk, being shagged into next week and loving it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


"Don't get all excited" by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson. "Don't get excited"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 279
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


"Don't get excited." by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

"Don't get excited."


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 279
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Summary:

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

Just... 

...use that line. 
Holmes/Watson bitte!


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 338
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Summary: I would like Irene, handcuffed to the bed. Brought to the brink by Holmes, only to have him leave the room for tobacco, a case, ninja!attack!, whatever really. She's stuck there for awhile, naked (a reverse of what happened in the movie), only to have him come back with roses and strawberries. Which are used in fun, sexy ways (LIKE THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE THAT HAPPENS WITH THIS PAIR. THEY DON'T DO TEA PARTIES) before THE FUCKITY-FUCK (I love that phrase).
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Orgasm denial
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary:

“I should have brought you a sedative.”
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, D/s, Drugging, Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 918
[Report This] Published: 23 Oct 2011 Updated: 23 Oct 2011


A Dreamy, Melodious Air by Kimmy Jarl Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

You know that bit at the end of The Sign of Four...

This part: "H[olmes] took up his violin from the corner, and as I stretched myself out he began to play some low, dreamy, melodious air—his own, no doubt, for he had a remarkable gift for improvisation. I have a vague remembrance of his gaunt limbs, his earnest face, and the rise and fall of his bow. Then I seemed to be floated peacefully away upon a soft sea of sound until I found myself in dreamland..."

I want to see him playing it the same way, except while riding Watson at the same time. Granada/ACD and as steamy as possible, please! ;)


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Anal Sex, Virginity
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Summary: Molly uses a picture for some fantasies starring Sherlock and John.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing, Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 896
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: So, can we have Watson reach some goal in his writing career that makes him super happy - it doesn't necessarily have to be a big thing, just something he's always wanted.

Holmes congratulates him. Sexily.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


A l'encre sur ta peau by lolryne Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes writes a love letter to Watson. In French. On Watson's naked skin
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


A Lazy Afternoon by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson and Holmes are having a lazy afternoon at home, no cases, no patients, just a chance to catch up on some reading and sleep. Then they share a look across the room and sex ensues.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A litter of Two by ninja_firefly Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes ejaculates tiny kittens that he and Watson have to take care of as they grow.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock. Watson. Trapped in some sort of blizzard. Cliche bodyheat sharing leads to sexyfuntimes FTW.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, Frottage, Hypothermia
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes likes Watson's chest hair. A. lot.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes/Watson (or course)... this may sound odd, but lots of sexy tiems revolving around Watson's chest hair, I dunno, just sometime I'd like to see. Oh and lots of biting if you can fit it in. Maybe it's just me who thinks this...
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


A Proper Night At the Opera by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock/Watson/Irene

A proper night at the opera
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 879
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


A quick and dirty fill by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Ritchie!Verse. Moran/Holmes. Gunkink
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Gunkink
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2012 Updated: 23 Mar 2012


A Ribbon in Time by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is alone on Valentine's Day until Watson shows up.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Guys, I've lost my mojo. I can't write porn anymore. :( I apologize to the people I promised fic. You will get your fics, but it's gonna take a bit. Hopefully not too long. Until then...

I've written a lot of porn for this meme, hell, I even filled that flavoured lube prompt with porn and all I'm asking for is some good old dry humping. Pretty please?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


A Sincere Apology by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So...I just got a new black leather riding crop. Can we have Holmes breaking on in on Watson? Or the other way around, I'm not picky
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Leather, Powerplay, Spanking
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


A Terrible Lady by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes in drag (based on 09!movie previews) and in red knickers gets Watson hot and bothered.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


A Travesty by Kimmy Jarl Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes loves penetration for ots own sake. He always loses his erection when penetrated. Who cares, he just likes Watson to take him long and slow, or use his hand/fingers when he can't last out the slow pace.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Anal Sex, Fisting
Universe: Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Jun 2011 Updated: 19 Jun 2011


Summary: Any BBC-verse slash pairings with Watson being fucked up against a wall, manhandled, etc. Because he may be deadly and all, but he's actually shorter AND of a smaller build than pretty much any other guy out there. Except maybe Moriarty, who may be narrower. *must check*

And while we all know Watson more than makes up for it, maybe in the bedroom his lover gets off on being able to totally dominate over him? And maybe Watson enjoys being dominated just as much.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


A Wound for a Wound by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Someone mentioned Dark!Watson recently but what I really want to know is: Where is the Dark!Holmes?!

'09 movieverse please. Other than that, go nuts.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Holmes, John Watson
Genre: Dark, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s, DubCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Accountability by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson roleplay a rape fantasy, with bottom!Watson. Nothing truly violent, but just Watson acting all weak and helpless to stop Holmes, who won't take no for an answer and degrades Watson with words (calling him a slut & blaming him etc).
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Roleplaying
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011