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Summary: GODDAMMIT. WHY DO I NOT HAVE FRIDGE MAGNET POETRY!?!!?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


A sequel of sorts by solara_karrde Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: omfg! this is so great! i wish someone do it a sequel! this deserve for sure!!!! =D
*_*
AWESOME
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


A Simple Plan by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Errant comment: "And after 2 dozen doughnuts or so he could titty-fuck him! xD"
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Weight
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: STOP MELTING MY BARBIE DOLLS!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Errant Comment, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: A couple posts back, there was a prompt .

OP wanted it non-cracky
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Mycroft, James Moriarty
Genre: Dark, Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Delicious Side Effects by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Errant comment fill for "Yum! :D Please continue!".
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


Errant Comment by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Ah, that was so well done! It really hurt to read! I loved all the details you added to this fic. And Holmes saying he was redecorating. xD

Though, one question... who was the third body? I thought the whole thing was just an hallucinating or something but then Watson says at the end that he'd been locked away.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Wow, this is great! I want more... I really would love to see more of their hilarious bickering, and it was wonderful when Holmes showed up with his new partner. ;) Please continue~
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by chemikalien Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

anon is slightly embarrassed to have known that already anyway


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 102
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Summary: Errant Comment fill:

My only criticism: it wasn't long enough!

I hope to see more fills from you soon.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment, First Times, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Holy shit. Can't breath from laughing. It is finally official. RDJ!Holmes bottoms for everyone. Men, women, other Holmeses, tentacle monsters, mice...

I love this.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Bed Intruder
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Funny and Hot by adrianfdagmar Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Errant Comment: I like this! Funny and hot, my kinda fic ;) :D
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Errant Comment, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Errant Comment fill:

My only criticism: it wasn't long enough!

I hope to see more fills from you soon.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment, First Times, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Holmes paints Mary naked by tacosoup Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Errant comment: Beautiful work and very expressive. : )
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: "I love how I don’t know where this is going! *nibbles fingernails*"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Life... ITSELF! by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: (Errant comment) The OP loves Leslock and how the person who did the fill brought their relationship to life.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crack, Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Apr 2011 Updated: 22 Apr 2011


Peculiar by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Errant comment: "Thank you SO MUCH for filling this prompt. And also thank you to the OP. I've been yearning for all kinds of this.

It's funny, cause with RDJ's Holmes I so wanted him to bend over so I could spank him while begged "Thank you can I have another" but with Mr. Cumberbatch...god, I just want to break him while he squirms and cries and begs for mercy.

Isn't that peculiar??
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary:

I bet Jude!Watson walks in on his flatmate bottoming to all sorts of things! He probably just sighs and rolls his eyes before adding them to the list he's compiled in his journal. I'd imagine it's a rather long list by now...


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Errant Comment, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bestiality
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Mar 2011 Updated: 21 Mar 2011


Summary: Awwww Ingrid. What a wonderful story. Sweet,sweet,sexy Watson.
Thank you
Categories: Ficlets Characters: OFC
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 184
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Watson gets a telegraph by ljghunter Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: So Waston is with his honey and there making out wen theer is a telegraf. Watson loks at is and it say “wut r u doing wit my son?” He tell Holes n he say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS TELEGRAPH?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Errant Comment, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


You're Welcome by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Errant Comment: I just want to say thanks for all the awesome fic masturbation fodder. I look forward to the sexy stories when I come home from work. Some of the kinks in stories have helped me realize a few of my own.

(I just wish I had someone to act them out with!)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011