The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Genre: Fluff
Other Results: 9 Series
 
 
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Summary: Post-retirement fluff based on U2's "I'll go crazy (if I don't go crazy tonight".
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary:

Sherlock is annoying and insulting John as usual, and John decides it's time he fought back, physically. Somewhere in the middle of this scuffle, John finds out something glorious.

Sherlock is extremely ticklish, and hell yes John's going to take advantage of it.

John then begins tickling the crap out of Sherlock whenever Sherlock is annoying, because it makes the detective shut up. Plus making Sherlock writhe helplessly is rather...enjoyable.

Bonus points if at some point Lestrade is a witness.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Tickling
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


"Rude" and "Shush!" by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The 5 times that Holmes slept where he shouldn't have done and the 1 time he was fine (blatantly Watson's bed :D), or however many times people want to do, sleepy!holmes is so sweet (:
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


2009!Lestrade by wheres_walnut Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Wonderful artists of the kinkmeme! I have a request to lay at your feet.

What is your visual interpretation of Inspector Lestrade?

Inquiring minds want to know!
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


A Case of Identity by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Well... Mary never existed, in fact she was Holmes in disguise. He and Watson needed a smokescreen.Then Holmes was divided between his detective work and his duties as a housewife, so he faked his death in Reichenbach and spent three years as Watson`s wife. When they are safe, "Mary" dies and Holmes returns.
(Give me angst,tell me about the sacrifices we do for love...happy end please!)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


A Cause Overseas by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Great Mouse Detective/The Rescuers anyone? Bonus points if the 09! Verse is mixed in. "WATSON? WHAT IS WITH ALL THE TALKING RODENTS?
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Dawson, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


A Debt by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Post-Movie, Blackwood isn't dead (saved by, I dunno, Spiderman or something). But he's ruined. If he shows up as alive, he'll be executed for real. His title is worthless, his fortune has been seized. He figures the least he can do is spring Coward from the clink.

And is shocked to find that Coward still wants him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


A Fan Letter by anonfail Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes recieves a fan letter and is extremely embarrassed. Watson teases him mercilessly.
Book or Granada!

(prompt: http://shkinkmeme.livejournal.com/8789.html?thread=18529621#t18529621)


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 277
[Report This] Published: 02 May 2011 Updated: 02 May 2011


A Fine Mess by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I'll give my heart to anyone who will write me a fill about Holmes bonding with puppy Gladstone, even though he doesn't like dogs (or is afraid of them, maybe?)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Can I have some fluffly BBC Mycroft/John pretty please? I'm not feeling porny today so... yeah, fluff :D
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


A Kindly Whisper by flying_android Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes does something that makes Watson whisper "Norbury" in his ear.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A Little Sugar by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "I need BBC!Sherlock and John having just a quiet, sweet moment or day. Something happy. First kiss, first time, something. Domestic bliss, even."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


A misunderstanding by lostwiginity Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: A fill without a prompt?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


A quiet sunday by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson

Quiet morning at home.

(What? I find the mundane kinky)


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 611
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Summary: For Challenge #4

How does a person know when another loves them? I want to see the many different ways people show love for each other, be it love notes, getting their tea exactly the way they want it or fun sexy times.

The catch? No H/W. They get featured enough. Give other pairings a chance to shine!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #4
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


A Sable Silver'd by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: So to make a long story short (too late) Holmes is showing signs of aging. Gray at the temples, gray stubble when he doesn't shave. Watson thinks it's sexy. Canon would be loved, but any verse is fine.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson is the White Knight. Sherlock is the damsel in distress. Mycroft is the King. Lestrade is a peasant.
Moriarty is a dragon.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Can we have a fic where Holmes, in his infinite emotional retardedness, mentions to Watson that he *knows* Watson is in love with him, in a way that makes Watson think Holmes is ridiculing him. I want hurt!Watson who can't believe Holmes would be so intentionally cruel to him. So things are kinda breezy at 221b for a short while, until Holmes clues in and is all WATSON, YOU IDIOT, I LOVE YOU TOO, JESUS CHRIST.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Intercrural Sex
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7354
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Frustrated virgin character: "I really want to have sex."

Other character: "I think you'd be good at it."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mike Stamford
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Virginity
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: I need some cheering up so I want a little angst with a lot of fluff and a dash of Protective!Comforting!Holmes.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Abed by unsettledink Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson. Sometimes Holmes and Watson just need a day to relax, spending the entire day in bed.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 819
[Report This] Published: 11 Jun 2011 Updated: 11 Jun 2011


Absinthe by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Have we had fic with absinthe yet? Cause if not, we need to rectify this egregious sitch IMMEDIATELY, my bunnies. Substance-abuse!kink ahoy!

Holmes would prolly drink that shit like water and have a micky in his boot for all opportunities. Watson is quietly irked, but occasionally Holmes convinces him into an absinthe-evening at home.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Absolution by dire_redux Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I kind of posted it in my little song!prompt, but now I'm bringing it out as a proper prompt. I'd like to see people's takes on kisses. Not like HUGE EPIC fills, but mini!fills! on a variety of kisses. Sexy, silly, sweet, sad, angsty, angry, funny. Any permutation. I just want to see people lock lips.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: All I want is your extra time, and your....Kiss
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Adoring!Holmes by lotesseflower Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: While in bed with Watson, Holmes is absolutely adoring and besotted, the opposite of his usually cold, calculating self. Watson is both surprised and amused
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Against the current by ladylovelace Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: That's how my whole day has felt. Someone please make me feel less tired and fkhakjsgh by brining cuddly I-just-really-need-a-hug-right now Watson. Holmes should be administering said hug. Just, pwease?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011