The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
Our depravity knows no bounds
Genre: First Times
Other Results: 4 Series
 
 
Stories
Finding Equilibrium by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Adorable!podgey!Holmes all self-conscious and annoyed at his lack of control over his body, and Watson being very appreciative of Holmes's... curves...
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Weight
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A Dreamy, Melodious Air by Kimmy Jarl Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

You know that bit at the end of The Sign of Four...

This part: "H[olmes] took up his violin from the corner, and as I stretched myself out he began to play some low, dreamy, melodious air—his own, no doubt, for he had a remarkable gift for improvisation. I have a vague remembrance of his gaunt limbs, his earnest face, and the rise and fall of his bow. Then I seemed to be floated peacefully away upon a soft sea of sound until I found myself in dreamland..."

I want to see him playing it the same way, except while riding Watson at the same time. Granada/ACD and as steamy as possible, please! ;)


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Anal Sex, Virginity
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


A Kindly Whisper by flying_android Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes does something that makes Watson whisper "Norbury" in his ear.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A Matter of Experience by ladylovelace Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson have become lovers and are a few weeks into it when Watson discovers that their first time together was Holmes' first time having sex, period. Watson, as usual, had no idea and wasn't exactly gentle during it. In fact, it was on the rough side, with Holmes on the bottom.

Cue surprise, guilt and Watson making it up to Holmes with sweet, soft nookie while Holmes is all "I don't see the big deal, BUT OKAY."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Virginity
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


A One-time thing by koshartu Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has heard and/or deduced much about Watson's past... escapades.

He has also deduced a thing or two about the dear doctor's attraction to him. However, he comes to the conclusion that this is an undesirable state of affairs and should be gotten over at once so that things can go on as before.

So, Holmes decides to take action with a proposal to Watson:
Watson is welcome to soundly fuck him once and get this whole sexual tension thing out of his system.

But perhaps the great detective has underestimated one or both of their feelings?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


A Powerful Personality by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Watson is a kind, amiable sort of man, polite and patient to a fault. In bed, however, he goes completely wild: rough, domineering, possessive, curses like a sailor, etc.

Holmes is arrogant and bossy, the very picture of cool control in all situations. But when he gets really aroused, he melts into a panting, mewling sub, malleable and begging for more

Your job: write about the first time they have sex, and then describe how (pleasantly) surprised they both are to see their partner's secret side.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: 69, D/s, Fellatio, Handjob
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


A Proper Night At the Opera by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock/Watson/Irene

A proper night at the opera
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 879
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


A Wise Wager by xtinethepirate Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Gambling. I just really want to hear more about Watson's gambling addiction.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1657
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


Accidental Frottage by ragettizepirate Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: ACCIDENTAL FROTTING! AWW YEAH.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Angst, First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Another Night by l_aviateur Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Late at night Watson sits awake looking at Holmes sleeping, basking in the knowledge that he's taken Holmes’ virginity.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Virginity
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Apology Accepted by muffinbitch_fic Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Fluffy First Kisses Of the Holmes/Watson variety, please. Can we try to get as many fills as possible for this? Life's been a major pain in the ass lately, and I'm thinking this will somehow help. Somehow. Any length is fine - simple drabbles; fics with back-stories; first kisses that inexplicably lead to porn - whatever. HOLMES. WATSON. FLUFF. FIRST KISSES. GO. b29;
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


At a Blind Corner by eggshellseas Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I've seen the occasional fic where Watson's military training is triggered when Holmes tells him to do something and he will obey without hesitation. I want a fic where Holmes uses that to his full advantage. Holmes will give Watson whatever orders he wishes and with that tone of command, Watson is helpless to resist.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


BBC Christmas by sparkle_free Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Since I've suddenly found myself in a more festive mood as of late, can I please have some Christmas-related fic? Established relationship, pre-slash, or even just the epic bromance, I just want something to do with the holidays.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson still sleeps with a teddy bear (he cannot sleep without it), but has gone to great lengths to keep this fact a secret.

For some reason (maybe while on a case), he and Holmes are forced to share a bed. After hours of not being able to fall asleep, Watson decides to sneak the bear in. What happens next is up to you.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Stuffed Animals
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: I want first time fic featuring Virgin!Holmes, doting Watson ...and plenty of foreskin play!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, Virginity
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Breathing is dull by goldenfish_jz Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson and virgin!Holmes are having sex for the first time and Holmes is so terrified he'll do something wrong which will make Watson leave him that he's trembling and shaking and close to tears. Watson realizes what's wrong and assures him that there is nothing Holmes could possibly do to drive him away and proceeds to be really, really gentle with Holmes while slowly unraveling him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Virginity
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Bumps in the Road by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson attends some sort of conference or get together for doctors and finds that his friendship with Holmes has hurt is reputation. In a moment of weakness, Watson begins to doubt whether being friends with Holmes is worth it and decides to try and make some new friends(with great success). In an effort to keep Watson around, Holmes tries to change himself into the person he thinks Watson wants(with limited success).
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Change of plan by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want desperate virgin Holmes dry-humping Watson, completely shocked and ashamed of himself but unable to stop until he comes in his pants.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Chevaliers by blacktablet Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson are in some sort of situation for which the chances of survival are slim. They are silently sharing one last cigarette, and then one of them is just like "fuck it" and then they kiss and it's like, first kiss and last kiss and we're about to die and I never told you I love you but I do all rolled into one epic kiss. And then they go and face almost certain death together.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Close Your Eyes by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Draw Holmes and Watson's first kiss. Any/every 'verse you can dream of welcome.

Everybody should play (Stick figures/unidentifiable blobs are encouraged!). I just want to see a thread of as many potential first kisses as humanly possible.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: First Kisses
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Correspondence by purpletune Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Pre-relationship: Holmes has to stay out of the country for some reason, for months, maybe years, and he and Watson talk only through telegrams and letters.

It's during that time that they find out that their love for each other is mutual, and they write about how they can't wait to finally meet again and fuck one another silly.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson has a biting!Kink. Holmes freaks out. 'Splaining leads to successfull!sexytimes.

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Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Biting
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: While working a case Sherlock and Watson discover that the crime was commited in the name of some guys male lover. Watson is all like, "Doesn't make sense why would anyone risk it not to mention the tremendous pain of trying to have intercourse..." and Holmes cuts him off being all, "Well that's not quite right" and goes on to describe in loving, meticulous detail about the joys of having a penis inside you.

Initially Watson's mustache gets all bent out of shape but a few weeks later he's asking for a demonstration.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Drag!watson by sleepwarfare Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

So, one of Jude Law's first job was as a crossdresser in the Jeremy Brett version of Sherlock Holmes. This makes me really want Watson to have to cross dress for a case for some reason, and Holmesfinds that he rather likes it.

Bonus points for Watson being petulant about having to shave off his mustache.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1961
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Dread and Sherlock Holmes by jg5799 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Sherlock is gripped by fear during his encounter with the hound of Baskerville. He pursues a bewildered John to his hotel room and has aggressive sex with him - before being racked with guilt.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , First Times
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Biting, D/s, DubCon, Fellatio, Frottage
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2012 Updated: 04 Mar 2012