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Genre: Poetry
Other Results: 3 Series
 
 
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Angsty Poetry by lolryne Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Does anybody want to take another shot at me?
The gun is loaded and the bullets are free.

Watson or Holmes angst, pick your poisonhttp://community.livejournal.com/shkinkmeme/3747.html?thread=2121123#t2121123
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Okay, in some mad back & forthing with Cutebutpsycho99 in which it was discussed that Jeremy Brett (Granada Holmes, of course) played Freddie in My Fair Lady, and he had a bit of the sweet, throbby, musical pash for Eliza Doolittle (Audrey Hepburn - awesome), and in that movie she gently kicked him to the curb. So... well, look, you don't need to know the exact path that led to my madness, you just need a prompt... Ahem!

I had this totally weird brain fart where Eliza Doolittle comes to the Granada Holmes with a case. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Possibly regarding the murder of 'enry 'iggins.

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE, JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN, PEOPLE!

And I've seen some of what y'all have made happen, too. *points finger* You know who you are.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Limericks by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Life just went a bit bonkers. And I REALLY need to be cheered up. With H/W fluff. And sex. And banter. And domesticity. And everything that is not angst.

Give me fic, give me art, give me six word fills, give me RDJ eating an apple whatever. JUST CHEER ME UP PLEASE.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, Poetry, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Limericks about Clarkey by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A limerick about Clarky's sex life, please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Humour, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Limericks about Clarkey
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Limericks about Clarkey by ms_adler Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A limerick about Clarky's sex life, please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Limericks about Clarkey
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: A limerick about Clarky's sex life, please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Humour, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Limericks about Clarkey
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Limericks about Clarkey by tacosoup Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A limerick about Clarky's sex life, please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Limericks about Clarkey
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Limericks about Clarkey by e_p_kitty Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A limerick about Clarky's sex life, please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke
Genre: Humour, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Limericks about Clarkey
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Limericks about Clarkey by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A limerick about Clarky's sex life, please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Humour, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Limericks about Clarkey
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Limericks! by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Limericks! Any verse, any character, any pairing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Limericks!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Limericks! by my_dear_watson7 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Limericks! Any verse, any character, any pairing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Poetry, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Limericks!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Limericks! by linguini17 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Limericks! Any verse, any pairing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Meme Members, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Poetry, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Limericks!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Mary had a little Lamb by lolryne Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Mary had a little lamb. His eyes as blue as sky. If we play very quiet, my lamb, Mary never has to know...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Ode to Bee!Watson by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: After having a lovely day, came home to some incredibly crap info. It's ruined my entire day, which was lovely up to now, and I could do with cheering up.

So I hereby call upon you lovely people to try and do just that. Any fill porn/slash/het/an ode to Watson's tache/a bicycle race/Holmes discovers Magretha will be appreciated and hugged.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Fluff, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Poem 1 by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I have an odd request. To fill, simply click "Reply" put your cursor into the text box, and write a poem.

WHATEVER POEM POPS INTO YOUR FUNNY LITTLE BRAIN. About H/W, about Gladstone, about Sherlock's scarf, about Mycroft, pot/Soo Yung porn. ANYTHING. Doesn't even have to rhyme.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: Poetry time!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Poem 2 by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I have an odd request. To fill, simply click "Reply" put your cursor into the text box, and write a poem.

WHATEVER POEM POPS INTO YOUR FUNNY LITTLE BRAIN. About H/W, about Gladstone, about Sherlock's scarf, about Mycroft, pot/Soo Yung porn. ANYTHING. Doesn't even have to rhyme.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: Poetry time!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Poem 3 by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I have an odd request. To fill, simply click "Reply" put your cursor into the text box, and write a poem.

WHATEVER POEM POPS INTO YOUR FUNNY LITTLE BRAIN. About H/W, about Gladstone, about Sherlock's scarf, about Mycroft, pot/Soo Yung porn. ANYTHING. Doesn't even have to rhyme.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: Poetry time!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Poem 4 by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I have an odd request. To fill, simply click "Reply" put your cursor into the text box, and write a poem.

WHATEVER POEM POPS INTO YOUR FUNNY LITTLE BRAIN. About H/W, about Gladstone, about Sherlock's scarf, about Mycroft, pot/Soo Yung porn. ANYTHING. Doesn't even have to rhyme.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Poetry time!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Poem 5 by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I have an odd request. To fill, simply click "Reply" put your cursor into the text box, and write a poem.

WHATEVER POEM POPS INTO YOUR FUNNY LITTLE BRAIN. About H/W, about Gladstone, about Sherlock's scarf, about Mycroft, pot/Soo Yung porn. ANYTHING. Doesn't even have to rhyme.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: Poetry time!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Poem 6 by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I have an odd request. To fill, simply click "Reply" put your cursor into the text box, and write a poem.

WHATEVER POEM POPS INTO YOUR FUNNY LITTLE BRAIN. About H/W, about Gladstone, about Sherlock's scarf, about Mycroft, pot/Soo Yung porn. ANYTHING. Doesn't even have to rhyme.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: Poetry time!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Poem 7 by e_p_kitty Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I have an odd request. To fill, simply click "Reply" put your cursor into the text box, and write a poem.

WHATEVER POEM POPS INTO YOUR FUNNY LITTLE BRAIN. About H/W, about Gladstone, about Sherlock's scarf, about Mycroft, pot/Soo Yung porn. ANYTHING. Doesn't even have to rhyme.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: Poetry time!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Poetry Time by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: To the tune of F.E.E.L.I.N.G C.A.LL.E.D. L.O.V.E by Pulp
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Sherlock at the Bat by ljghunter Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I WANT A HOLMES BASEBALL TEAM. YOU HEARD ME. I WANT THEM ALL, IN UNIFORMS, PLAYING BASEBALL. ART!FILL WOULD BE LOVE, BUT A FIC!FILL AWESOME TOO. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT. COME ON, WATSON PITCHING, HOLMES CATCHING? SWEATY ATHLETES SLIDING INTO HO(L)ME(S) PLATE? IT WILL BE EPIC PEOPLE.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Sherlock Darlin' by tacosoup Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Now Sherry my love for you is real
But I didn't count on this package deal
-- Lestrade, voiced by the Boss in "Sherry Darling"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011