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Summary: help! I need to take a piss! badly! but the cat MY LORD AND RULER is sitting on me! adorable and blinky eyed and warm and purrry and WON'T LET ME GO!rnrnrnHELP!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: A cleverbot prompt turns into a fic.
Categories: Cleverbot, Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary:

Fifty Ways to Leave your Lover 
(Muppet Cover of the song if you're unfamiliar with it)

Multiple very short fills (aiming at 50), any pairing, any 'verse.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary:

Fifty Ways to Leave your Lover 
(Muppet Cover of the song if you're unfamiliar with it)

Multiple very short fills (aiming at 50), any pairing, any 'verse.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: John and Sherlock are squirrels.
Categories: Art, Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: Errant comment fic: AH WHY IS THERE NOT MORE RIGHT NOW
Categories: Ficlets, Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cunnilingus, Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary:

I kind of posted it in my little song!prompt, but now I'm bringing it out as a proper prompt. I'd like to see people's takes on kisses. Not like HUGE EPIC fills, but mini!fills! on a variety of kisses. Sexy, silly, sweet, sad, angsty, angry, funny. Any permutation. I just want to see people lock lips.rn


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, Irregulars, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary:

BBC!Sherlock is deaf.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: Series of pictures showing Lestrade as Paul from Different for Girls
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: Basil tops. Everyone. He sets his sights on the human detective who lives outside his mousehole.rnrnCrackilarity, please.
Categories: Art, Fiction Characters: Basil, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s, Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: Sherlock goes shopping. Body parts are apparently easier than groceries.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: "Action and reaction, ebb and flow, trial and error, change - this is the rhythm of living. Out of our over-confidence, fear; out of our fear, clearer vision, fresh hope. And out of hope, progress." - Bruce Bartonrn
Categories: Art, Fiction, Ficlets Characters: ACD, Gillian Anderson, Anthea, Basil, Blackwood, Constable Clarke, Coward, Dark!Gladstone, Dark!Gregson, Dark!Holmes, Dark!Lestrade, Dark!Mary, Dark!Mycroft, Dark!Watson, Dawson, Doctor Quackers, Dredger, Gladstone, Gruner, Harry Watson, Inanimate Objects, Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, Irregulars, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Meme Members, Mike Stamford, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, Mrs. Judson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, OMC, Sally Donovan, Sarah, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes, Sherrinford Holmes, Inspector Stanley Hopkins, Thorpe Holmes, Victor Trevor
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: 69, ACD is a Prat, Anal Play, Anal Sex, Asexuality, Bestiality, Biting, Bondage, Breathplay, Castration, Costumes, Cross-Dressing, Cunnilingus, D/s, Daddy!Kink, Death, Dopplebang, Drowning, Drugging, Drunkeness, DubCon, Enemas, Facials, Feeding, Fellatio, Figging, Fingering, Fireplay, Fisting, Foot Fetish, Frottage, Gagging, Gangbang, Gender Dismorphia (Transsexualism), Genderfuck, Gunkink, Handjob, Hypnotism, Hypothermia, Ice Play, Incest, Infantilism, Intercrural Sex, Kittyplay, Leather, Life or Death, Masturbation, Medical Fetish, Military Uniform, Mpreg, Navel Play, Necrophilia, NonCon, Objectum Sexuality, Orgasm denial, Pegging, Powerplay
Universe: 1930's Movies (Rathbone), 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Asylum (Mechanical Dinosaurs), Granada (Brett) , Modern Era (Non-Specific), Russian Series , Sherlock (BBC), Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century, Strand Canon , The Great Mouse Detective, Victorian Era (Non-Specific) , Without A Clue
Challenges:
Open: Open


Summary: For Challenge #2rnrn"All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life." –Oscar WildernrnOr, to be more precise, the theme is: art. Any type, any definition; as long as the entry incorporates or makes mention of some form of art, it goes.rnrn(In the case of drawings, etc. - the fact that they are art themselves would obviously not be enough; the subject would have to relate to the theme in some way. )
Categories: Art, Ficlets, Fiction Characters: ACD, Gillian Anderson, Anthea, Basil, Blackwood, Constable Clarke, Coward, Dark!Gladstone, Dark!Gregson, Dark!Holmes, Dark!Lestrade, Dark!Mary, Dark!Mycroft, Dark!Watson, Dawson, Doctor Quackers, Dredger, Gladstone, Gruner, Harry Watson, Inanimate Objects, Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, Irregulars, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Meme Members, Mike Stamford, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, Mrs. Judson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, OMC, Sally Donovan, Sarah, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes, Sherrinford Holmes, Inspector Stanley Hopkins, Thorpe Holmes, Victor Trevor
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: 69, ACD is a Prat, Anal Play, Anal Sex, Asexuality, Bestiality, Biting, Bondage, Breathplay, Castration, Costumes, Cross-Dressing, Cunnilingus, D/s, Daddy!Kink, Death, Dopplebang, Drowning, Drugging, Drunkeness, DubCon, Enemas, Facials, Feeding, Fellatio, Figging, Fingering, Fireplay, Fisting, Foot Fetish, Frottage, Gagging, Gangbang, Gender Dismorphia (Transsexualism), Genderfuck, Gunkink, Handjob, Hypnotism, Hypothermia, Ice Play, Incest, Infantilism, Intercrural Sex, Kittyplay, Leather, Life or Death, Masturbation, Medical Fetish, Military Uniform, Mpreg, Navel Play, Necrophilia, NonCon, Objectum Sexuality, Orgasm denial, Pegging, Powerplay
Universe: 1930's Movies (Rathbone), 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Asylum (Mechanical Dinosaurs), Granada (Brett) , Modern Era (Non-Specific), Russian Series , Sherlock (BBC), Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century, Strand Canon , The Great Mouse Detective, Victorian Era (Non-Specific) , Without A Clue
Challenges:
Open: Open


Summary: The Japanese have an expression, "even monkeys fall from trees." It is a phrase used to comfort someone after they make an uncharacteristic mistake.rnrnSo, the theme is: mistakes, large or small and of any nature.rn
Categories: Art, Ficlets, Fiction Characters: ACD, Gillian Anderson, Anthea, Basil, Blackwood, Constable Clarke, Coward, Dark!Gladstone, Dark!Gregson, Dark!Holmes, Dark!Lestrade, Dark!Mary, Dark!Mycroft, Dark!Watson, Dawson, Doctor Quackers, Dredger, Gladstone, Gruner, Harry Watson, Inanimate Objects, Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, Irregulars, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Meme Members, Mike Stamford, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, Mrs. Judson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, OMC, Sally Donovan, Sarah, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes, Sherrinford Holmes, Inspector Stanley Hopkins, Thorpe Holmes, Victor Trevor
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: 69, ACD is a Prat, Anal Play, Anal Sex, Asexuality, Bestiality, Biting, Bondage, Breathplay, Castration, Costumes, Cross-Dressing, Cunnilingus, D/s, Daddy!Kink, Death, Dopplebang, Drowning, Drugging, Drunkeness, DubCon, Enemas, Facials, Feeding, Fellatio, Figging, Fingering, Fireplay, Fisting, Foot Fetish, Frottage, Gagging, Gangbang, Gender Dismorphia (Transsexualism), Genderfuck, Gunkink, Handjob, Hypnotism, Hypothermia, Ice Play, Incest, Infantilism, Intercrural Sex, Kittyplay, Leather, Life or Death, Masturbation, Medical Fetish, Military Uniform, Mpreg, Navel Play, Necrophilia, NonCon, Objectum Sexuality, Orgasm denial, Pegging, Powerplay
Universe: 1930's Movies (Rathbone), 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Asylum (Mechanical Dinosaurs), Granada (Brett) , Modern Era (Non-Specific), Russian Series , Sherlock (BBC), Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century, Strand Canon , The Great Mouse Detective, Victorian Era (Non-Specific) , Without A Clue
Challenges:
Open: Open


Summary: How does a person know when another loves them? I want to see the many different ways people show love for each other, be it love notes, getting their tea exactly the way they want it or fun sexy times.rnrnThe catch? No H/W. They get featured enough. Give other pairings a chance to shine!
Categories: Art, Ficlets, Fiction Characters: ACD, Gillian Anderson, Anthea, Basil, Blackwood, Constable Clarke, Coward, Dark!Gladstone, Dark!Gregson, Dark!Holmes, Dark!Lestrade, Dark!Mary, Dark!Mycroft, Dark!Watson, Dawson, Doctor Quackers, Dredger, Gladstone, Gruner, Harry Watson, Inanimate Objects, Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, Irregulars, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Meme Members, Mike Stamford, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, Mrs. Judson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, OMC, Sally Donovan, Sarah, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes, Sherrinford Holmes, Inspector Stanley Hopkins, Thorpe Holmes, Victor Trevor
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: 69, ACD is a Prat, Anal Play, Anal Sex, Asexuality, Bestiality, Biting, Bondage, Breathplay, Castration, Costumes, Cross-Dressing, Cunnilingus, D/s, Daddy!Kink, Death, Dopplebang, Drowning, Drugging, Drunkeness, DubCon, Enemas, Facials, Feeding, Fellatio, Figging, Fingering, Fireplay, Fisting, Foot Fetish, Frottage, Gagging, Gangbang, Gender Dismorphia (Transsexualism), Genderfuck, Gunkink, Handjob, Hypnotism, Hypothermia, Ice Play, Incest, Infantilism, Intercrural Sex, Kittyplay, Leather, Life or Death, Masturbation, Medical Fetish, Military Uniform, Mpreg, Navel Play, Necrophilia, NonCon, Objectum Sexuality, Orgasm denial, Pegging, Powerplay
Universe: 1930's Movies (Rathbone), 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Asylum (Mechanical Dinosaurs), Granada (Brett) , Modern Era (Non-Specific), Russian Series , Sherlock (BBC), Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century, Strand Canon , The Great Mouse Detective, Victorian Era (Non-Specific) , Without A Clue
Challenges:
Open: Open


Summary: Advice and or sympathy. Let's see a fic where someone seeks (or offers) advice and/or sympathy. Feel free to include some of the supporting, rare, or obscure characters in with our two heroes (or instead of them, if folks like). All universes are welcome, as usual.rn
Categories: Art, Ficlets, Fiction Characters: ACD, Gillian Anderson, Anthea, Basil, Blackwood, Constable Clarke, Coward, Dark!Gladstone, Dark!Gregson, Dark!Holmes, Dark!Lestrade, Dark!Mary, Dark!Mycroft, Dark!Watson, Dawson, Doctor Quackers, Dredger, Gladstone, Gruner, Harry Watson, Inanimate Objects, Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, Irregulars, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Meme Members, Mike Stamford, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, Mrs. Judson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, OMC, Sally Donovan, Sarah, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes, Sherrinford Holmes, Inspector Stanley Hopkins, Thorpe Holmes, Victor Trevor
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: 69, ACD is a Prat, Anal Play, Anal Sex, Asexuality, Bestiality, Biting, Bondage, Breathplay, Castration, Costumes, Cross-Dressing, Cunnilingus, D/s, Daddy!Kink, Death, Dopplebang, Drowning, Drugging, Drunkeness, DubCon, Enemas, Facials, Feeding, Fellatio, Figging, Fingering, Fireplay, Fisting, Foot Fetish, Frottage, Gagging, Gangbang, Gender Dismorphia (Transsexualism), Genderfuck, Gunkink, Handjob, Hypnotism, Hypothermia, Ice Play, Incest, Infantilism, Intercrural Sex, Kittyplay, Leather, Life or Death, Masturbation, Medical Fetish, Military Uniform, Mpreg, Navel Play, Necrophilia, NonCon, Objectum Sexuality, Orgasm denial, Pegging, Powerplay
Universe: 1930's Movies (Rathbone), 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Asylum (Mechanical Dinosaurs), Granada (Brett) , Modern Era (Non-Specific), Russian Series , Sherlock (BBC), Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century, Strand Canon , The Great Mouse Detective, Victorian Era (Non-Specific) , Without A Clue
Challenges:
Open: Open


Summary: http://community.livejournal.com/shkinkmeme/4739.html?thread=9760387#t9760387
Categories: Art, Ficlets, Fiction Characters: ACD, Gillian Anderson, Anthea, Basil, Blackwood, Constable Clarke, Coward, Dark!Gladstone, Dark!Gregson, Dark!Holmes, Dark!Lestrade, Dark!Mary, Dark!Mycroft, Dark!Watson, Dawson, Doctor Quackers, Dredger, Gladstone, Gruner, Harry Watson, Inanimate Objects, Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, Irregulars, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Meme Members, Mike Stamford, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, Mrs. Judson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, OMC, Sally Donovan, Sarah, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes, Sherrinford Holmes, Inspector Stanley Hopkins, Thorpe Holmes, Victor Trevor
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: 69, ACD is a Prat, Anal Play, Anal Sex, Asexuality, Bestiality, Biting, Bondage, Breathplay, Castration, Costumes, Cross-Dressing, Cunnilingus, D/s, Daddy!Kink, Death, Dopplebang, Drowning, Drugging, Drunkeness, DubCon, Enemas, Facials, Feeding, Fellatio, Figging, Fingering, Fireplay, Fisting, Foot Fetish, Frottage, Gagging, Gangbang, Gender Dismorphia (Transsexualism), Genderfuck, Gunkink, Handjob, Hypnotism, Hypothermia, Ice Play, Incest, Infantilism, Intercrural Sex, Kittyplay, Leather, Life or Death, Masturbation, Medical Fetish, Military Uniform, Mpreg, Navel Play, Necrophilia, NonCon, Objectum Sexuality, Orgasm denial, Pegging, Powerplay
Universe: 1930's Movies (Rathbone), 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Asylum (Mechanical Dinosaurs), Granada (Brett) , Modern Era (Non-Specific), Russian Series , Sherlock (BBC), Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century, Strand Canon , The Great Mouse Detective, Victorian Era (Non-Specific) , Without A Clue
Challenges:
Open: Open


Summary: Creepy!Watson clings to you. Then mini-Holmes cling to Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Desire by SlashyKink [ - ]
Summary:

Desire is a four-part series inspired by a single kinkmeme prompt. It is complete. Each part can be enjoyed in order or individually.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: Holmes and Watson have sex for one of following angsty reasons:rnrnI wanted to say "I've missed you."rnrnI wanted to say "I'm sorry."rnrnI wanted to say "Thank you."rnrnI wanted to say "Goodbye."rnrnAny verse/any length/multiple fills welcome.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: i wish someone would write a story about either holmes or watsonrnsuffering from a rather uncommon phobia.rnmy suggestions would be:rn1) Anatidaephobia – fear of being watched by a duckrn2) Anthophobia – fear of flowersrn3) Chorophobia - fear of dancingrnrndo whatever you like with it ^^rnI dare you =)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: Draw Holmes and Watson's first kiss. Any/every 'verse you can dream of welcome.rnrnEverybody should play (Stick figures/unidentifiable blobs are encouraged!). I just want to see a thread of as many potential first kisses as humanly possible.rn
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC), Strand Canon
Challenges:
Open: Open


Summary: Blackwood/RDJ!Holmesrnnon con fisting ('cause we never had that here)rnLaw!Watson is forced to watchrnrnThen there's the H/C part.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fisting, NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: Watson gets Holmes pregnant. He lays eggs. Ducklings hatch. That said I demand art of BAMFY ducklings with bowler hats and moustaches perambulating behind Holmes...
Categories: Art Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: Holmes has a jar of dirt, guess what's inside it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Open: Closed