The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Summary: Okay, I've seen it prompted elsewhere that Mary actually dies giving birth, leaving Watson/Holmes with a daughter to raise. I cannot get enough of this idea. Please shower me with adorable kid!fic with Watson/Holmes parenting.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: Watson, Mary and Irene offer comfort to an injured Holmes
Categories: Ficlets, Art Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: John and Sherlock go dancing at the gay bar.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: Hit shuffle on the nearest music playing device. The title of the first song is the prompt.rnrnCrack out those iPods, dig your hand through a box of 8-tracks, grab the nearest member of a choir. Whatever it takes people.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Crossover, Drama , Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: The Bulwer-Lytton Contest has people submit the worst opening sentence from the worst novels never written. Some of them are truly inspiring in their awfulness.rnrnIn that vein: write the worst opening sentence for the worst Holmes story never written.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: John grows his hair out. Sherlock digs it.
Categories: Art, Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: Lestrade and Watson duel for Sherlock. With their dicks. However, the discussion turned to monkeys.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: John dies. Sherlock starts carrying around a picture of him to talk to (think Tohru from Fruits Basket.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: Rather inconveniently, the idea of having my wrists bruised is a huge turn-on. I'd love for Sherlock/Holmes (or BBC!Lestrade) to share that kink.rnrn'09 or BBC preferred.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, D/s, UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: A limerick about Clarkey's sex life, please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Open: Open


Summary: Limericks! Any!Verse and Any!Pairing
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Meme Members, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC), Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary:

H/W. If Sherlock Holmes were a cheesy romance novel. That's right guys, I want loins set on fire and heads thrown back in exhileration; long, wavy hair tossed about while riding beautiful white horses.


Categories: Art, Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: Holmes' underwear is a gun, Waton's stockings are swords. Any verse, but magical transformation sequence is a must.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary:

THE WALLS OF REALITY ARE BREAKING DOWN. AND ALL THE WATSONS AND HOLMES ARE JUMBLED UP.

GO!


Categories: Fiction, Ficlets Characters: Basil, Dawson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Granada (Brett) , Sherlock (BBC), The Great Mouse Detective, Without A Clue
Challenges:
Open: Open


Summary: The adventures of Mycroft, Irene and the rest of the 09!Movie gang.
Categories: Art, Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Mycroft Holmes, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: disinterrnrntracesrnrnvaluernrnprecisernrndriprnrnlack
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Fluff, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: Guys guys guys. We are in some SERIOUS NEED of Holmes/Victor Trevor.rnrnMaybe Holmes is telling Watson all about his ~first boyfran~ or maybe Watson stumbles upon some letters Victor wrote Holmes or IDK MYCROFT MAKES SOME COMMENT ABOUT VICTOR TREVOR AND WATSON IS LIKE WHO WHAT WHO IS THIS HOLMES AND WONT LEAVE HOLMES ALONE UNTIL HE TELLS HIM THE DIRTY DETAILS.rnrnJealous!Watson of course because come on.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Poetry time! by Anon [ - ]
Summary: I have an odd request. To fill, simply click "Reply" put your cursor into the text box, and write a poem.rnrnWHATEVER POEM POPS INTO YOUR FUNNY LITTLE BRAIN. About H/W, about Gladstone, about Sherlock's scarf, about Mycroft, pot/Soo Yung porn. ANYTHING. Doesn't even have to rhyme.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: Dark!Watson, pregnant Holmes. MALE pregnant Holmes.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg, NonCon, Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: Holmes strikes me as one of those people who can do really weird things with their toes, like playing the violin, etc. We need fic with the Holmestoes! I don't care what he's doing, as long as it's cute/weirds Watson out a bit. If you can work Mycroft in, that would be great, too!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: Sherlock with red lipstick and Mycroft with blue using only their mouths to drive John out of his fucking mind. rn
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: Sherlock Discovers Robot Unicorn Attack
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: Watson has a stuffed bear....
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: A bar at the end of the literary Universe
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Crossover, Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Open: Closed


Summary: Dark!Watson does a rest cure on Holmes and suffers the consequences.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Open: Closed