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Anticipation by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes sucks on Watson's belt buckle (or vice versa).
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Anticipation by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes sucks on Watson's beltbuckle.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Antique Notions by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes, high on MDMA (or Ecstacy), goes antiquing.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Objectum Sexuality
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Anxiety by Bonzananza Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Sherlock has an anxiety attack.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 Apr 2012 Updated: 03 Apr 2012


Anything Goes Fill by votesaxonx Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Irene says the hotel room she got was their old room, so what where they doing there last time?

The Victorian equivalent of waxing their legs, talking about cute guys and watching rom-com DVDs.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Apology Accepted by muffinbitch_fic Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Fluffy First Kisses Of the Holmes/Watson variety, please. Can we try to get as many fills as possible for this? Life's been a major pain in the ass lately, and I'm thinking this will somehow help. Somehow. Any length is fine - simple drabbles; fics with back-stories; first kisses that inexplicably lead to porn - whatever. HOLMES. WATSON. FLUFF. FIRST KISSES. GO. b29;
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Appearances by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

I feel we have a big lack of Anthea fics. 

She's got to be more than a BB addict. Let's make her a competent, professional, BAMF girl, a fact that only Mycroft seems to recognize. Whether they are in a relationship or not is up to the filler. Either one would be lovely.

Bonus points for background Sherlock/John.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Anthea, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 May 2011 Updated: 30 May 2011


Apple peels by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: You know how you can peel an apple so that the peel goes off in one long ribbon? Let's say Watson does that at the breakfast table, cos he doesn't like the peel, but Holmes does.

So Watson has the apple in hand, peeling it, and Holmes has the end of the ribbon in his mouth, eating. And they reading the morning paper at the same time, cos to them that's a completely normal thing to do.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Apple peels by spacefall Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: You know how you can peel an apple so that the peel goes off in one long ribbon? Let's say Watson does that at the breakfast table, cos he doesn't like the peel, but Holmes does.

So Watson has the apple in hand, peeling it, and Holmes has the end of the ribbon in his mouth, eating. And they reading the morning paper at the same time, cos to them that's a completely normal thing to do.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Approval by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: What I really want is desperate!relationship after Holmes ditches England to go hang out with monks and Mary's death. Cue lonely Watson and available Lestrade.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock has been prompted to go on the show "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" And is defeated by trivial knowledge that he had decided was not worth knowing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Armour by dire_redux Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson/Moriarty ; Watson/Holmes + any others pairing you may want.



SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME SOME WATSON/MORIARTY!!!
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Have you ever seen Lestrade in a fanart? Yeah, me neither.

Lestrade and Clarky, maybe? It'd be ever so sweet.
Categories: Art Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Artistic Talent by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I'd like to see fanart of how Watson would draw Holmes and vice versa.

Maybe they do very badly, maybe they do very well (Holmes does come from an artists family, and doctors need to do an astonishing amount of drawing in anatomy classes), but I wanna see how they look to each other.

It could be that one draws the other while he's sleeping, or maybe just doodling it on the back of an envelope by memory while bored, or with a willing nude model la "Titanic".
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


As Ever by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson - sappy, slow, totally vanilla, romantic sex. I like me some hardfastroughsex as much as the next person, but I'd love to see the boys having a romantic night in. Preferably book!verse, but I'm not being picky.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Handjob
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


As the stars collide by wave_of_sorrow Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Across the oceans, across the seas. Over forests of blackened trees.
Through valleys so still we dare not breathe, to be by your side.

Over the shifting desert plains, across mountains all in flames.
Through howling winds and driving rains, to be by your side.

Every mile and every year for every one a little tear.
I cannot explain this, dear, I will not even try.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Ascendancy by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Whenever I hear Watson say "You're Blackwood's last request" my mind goes to dirty, dirty places. Also, I read that tentacle rape fic earlier. Soo....I'm sorry about my brain.

When Blackwood appears at the bars right behind Holmes, he lets loose with his hidden tentacles. Which naturally have strong sort of memory-screwing drugs, so Holmes afterwards thinks it must have been all in his mind, because clearly Blackwood doesn't have tentacles.

AND THEN at the end of the movie, after Irene is unconscious and Blackwood and Holmes are fighting, SNEAK TENTACLE ATTACK. Watson interrupts (or comes right at the end) and knocks Blackwood off the ledge and gives Holmes lots and lots of TLC.

BUT DID BLACKWOOD USE HIS TENTACLES TO SWIM TO SAFETY? (I certainly don't know)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes is asexual, but he loves Irene and Watson. So he gets them to do to each other in bed what he would have done to them if he had the least interest in sex.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes wants to want Watson the way Watson wants to be wanted but can't cause he's totally asexual. Cue guilty!Holmes and sad but understanding!Watson
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Asexual!Hag Mary by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

"You mean you've never..."
"No interest my dear. none whatsoever"
"Don't you even" *jerking motion*
"Good god, what use would that be?"
"HE'S GOT THE SEX DRIVE OF A DEAD PARROT MARY, STOP ASKING. I ROOMED WITH HIM FOR YEARS. HE'S GOT ABOUT AS MUCH INTEREST IN SEX AS I DO IN MARMOSETS"


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Fluff, H/C, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Asexual!Sherlock going through a phase of intense research about sexuality, pleasure and sexual attraction etc in the hopes that it would help him understand why everyone makes such a fuss about it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Associations by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Spoilers a-comin' in a very vague kinda way:

A few months after the end of A Game of Shadows, Holmes asks Watson (and Mary, if you like,) to a concert. It's only once they're on the steps of the concert hall that Watson sees the posters advertising the performance of some of Schubert's works, including Die Forelle.

Que Holmes, who is determined to overcome the vividly terrifying memory of being strung up from the rafters by a meat hook (and probably just that whole, terrible affair in general,) and Watson, who knows what all this is about but is too stalwart to do anything but sit down, shut up, and let Holmes squeeze the living daylights out of his hand.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Jan 2012 Updated: 08 Jan 2012


Assumption by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson gets a call of an explosion at a restaurant. Mary and Holmes were involved. He gets there and Holmes is halfway concious, but very out of it, Mary's not. Watson immediately leaps to the wrong conclusion, even as he's taking care of both of them. "Holmes, how dare you take my wife into a dangerous situation" etc etc etc even as he knows he shouldn't blame Holmes and Mary is a grown woman in her own right.

Eventually Holmes wanders out of the Watson house, still half-concussed and confused, but convinced there had to be a case somehow because he couldn't remember the reason they were there. Of course, when Mary wakes up and the fire report's in, it turns out it was a complete accident. A gas main exploded or the like, and the pair of them were just at the restaurant for a lunch because they're awkwardly trying to call a truce over all this warring over John. In fact, Holmes moved to protect her during the blast, and that's how he was hurt.


Watson goes to apologise, but Holmes isn't there....
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Assumptions by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and watson get it on when drunk. The next morning holmes realises what he's done and flees in horror, convinced he's just destroyed the friendship, as well as essentially raped Watson because while they were both inebriated, Holmes refuses to accept the fact that he has less than perfect control at any time.

Watson hunts him down and finds holmes half-starved, stressed and falling apart. Turns out he wasn't so drunk as to be taken advantage of, merely enough to finally loosen up and do something he's wanted to for years.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


At a Blind Corner by eggshellseas Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I've seen the occasional fic where Watson's military training is triggered when Holmes tells him to do something and he will obey without hesitation. I want a fic where Holmes uses that to his full advantage. Holmes will give Watson whatever orders he wishes and with that tone of command, Watson is helpless to resist.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011