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A quick and dirty fill by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Ritchie!Verse. Moran/Holmes. Gunkink
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Gunkink
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2012 Updated: 23 Mar 2012


A quiet sunday by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson

Quiet morning at home.

(What? I find the mundane kinky)


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 611
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Summary: For Challenge #4

How does a person know when another loves them? I want to see the many different ways people show love for each other, be it love notes, getting their tea exactly the way they want it or fun sexy times.

The catch? No H/W. They get featured enough. Give other pairings a chance to shine!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Challenge #4
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: H/C?? How about H/H!!

Sherlock gets a nasty fucking papercut. And dies. Or is just severely disabled the rest of his life.
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Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


A Ribbon in Time by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is alone on Valentine's Day until Watson shows up.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Guys, I've lost my mojo. I can't write porn anymore. :( I apologize to the people I promised fic. You will get your fics, but it's gonna take a bit. Hopefully not too long. Until then...

I've written a lot of porn for this meme, hell, I even filled that flavoured lube prompt with porn and all I'm asking for is some good old dry humping. Pretty please?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


A risky gamble by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: In a fit of drunken gambling, Watson loses all his money, his watch, etc. until he's left with almost nothing. Desperate, he decides to wager Holmes' body, but loses the bet. The men he was gambling against want their winnings now.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A Sable Silver'd by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: So to make a long story short (too late) Holmes is showing signs of aging. Gray at the temples, gray stubble when he doesn't shave. Watson thinks it's sexy. Canon would be loved, but any verse is fine.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


A seaside Holiday by paperflower86 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Any 'verse.

Watson is fed up with London and Holmes can't find a case that will keep him busy for longer than five minutes. So Watson books a holiday at the seaside.

It's a disaster from start to finish, of course -- Holmes can't swim as well as he thinks he can, they get sunburned (if that is possible in England), and Holmes gets himself enmeshed in solving the Case of the Dead Seagull.

Cue Watson being delightfully exasperated. "I JUST WANTED A BLOODY HOLIDAY! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO SODDING WELL ASK?"
Categories: Fiction, Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson fails to keep a secret from Holmes.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


A sequel of sorts by solara_karrde Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: omfg! this is so great! i wish someone do it a sequel! this deserve for sure!!!! =D
*_*
AWESOME
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


A Serpentine Occurrence by gilbygirl Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade and Anderson reunite, thanks to one Mary Sue Tulip.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade, OFC
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson is the White Knight. Sherlock is the damsel in distress. Mycroft is the King. Lestrade is a peasant.
Moriarty is a dragon.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: This is for [info]coasterchild who was in chat tonight telling me about her theories on Mycroft/Irene. And persuaded me. Hardcore. So I hopped on the bandwagon and decided to write this for her birthday. Consider it a belated present.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Mycroft Files
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


A Simple Plan by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Errant comment: "And after 2 dozen doughnuts or so he could titty-fuck him! xD"
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Weight
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


A Sincere Apology by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So...I just got a new black leather riding crop. Can we have Holmes breaking on in on Watson? Or the other way around, I'm not picky
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Leather, Powerplay, Spanking
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


A Slight Case Of Gibberish by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is inventing something electrical when the device malfunctions and shocks him. Watson finds him speaking with the most curious grammatical errors.

"Long Holmes is loooooooooooooong."

Lolcat Holmes.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2580
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Can we have a fic where Holmes, in his infinite emotional retardedness, mentions to Watson that he *knows* Watson is in love with him, in a way that makes Watson think Holmes is ridiculing him. I want hurt!Watson who can't believe Holmes would be so intentionally cruel to him. So things are kinda breezy at 221b for a short while, until Holmes clues in and is all WATSON, YOU IDIOT, I LOVE YOU TOO, JESUS CHRIST.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Intercrural Sex
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7354
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


A slight crack by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I'm interested in a fic where Holmes is high on cocaine. What would his thought processes be like? What would he focus on? Take this where you want as long as there's detail in it, kind of like being in his head. :)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


A Small Fall by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Alternate Timeline, Post Final Problem: Doctor Dawson fixes a Final Problem.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Dawson, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Crossover, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: The Great Mouse Detective, Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A Steep Day To Break by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock swallows a kitten at Lestrade's urging. Then someone tells them to get off their lawn.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A Story in Reverse by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

"I just want to see Holmes getting fucked by a hollow dildo filled with bees." 


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


A STUDY IN MOTHERFUCKIN' PINK by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Take A Study in Pink. Shove it through the voice of John Motherfucking Watson's "A Study in Motherfucking Scarlet."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC! Sherlock's "A Study In Pink", as narrated by John Motherfucking Watson, MFAD and voice of the people.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gillian Anderson, Anthea, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


A study in purple by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Has anyone read Neil Gaiman's AU fanfic short story, "A Study in Emerald"? Because if they have -- well, anything in that universe goes, really, but desperate makeouts or desperate sex followed by desperate potentially-last stands are always great.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1924
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011