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Summary: John comes home one day to be greeted by( link to photo) a baby duct taped to the wall.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: I've written a fill for the Mitchell and Webb look Holmes and Watson sketch (anyone yet to see it, and interested -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp02ubGuTIU). I can not for the life of me find the original prompt, so here is the fill. Also, spoilers for that sketch.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Bad, bad, bad idea. by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Drabble Challenge : Bad, bad, bad idea.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Badly Written Smut by softassand Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want badly written smut and I want it KNAOWWWWWWW. Because I have a thing for crack...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes colors with the Irregulars.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irregulars, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Balloon by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes meets his greatest challenge: A little girl
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson reluctantly(?) dresses in drag to watch over....and eventually save....Holmes. Prompt includes link to Jude Law in drag.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Bamf!Gladstone by reona32 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Normally Gladstone is quite laid back, but because of another animal or person, he starts growling and snarling. He does everything he can to try to get to them. Holmes and/or Watson try to get him under control, but he snarls at them as if to say "BACK OFF! I GOT THIS! HE'S MINE!"
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


BAMF!Watson by lilapaddy Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So, Holmes and Watson are making their way through a bad part of London. On their way to meet Lestrade at a crime scene or something.

This guy starts tailing them and insulting Holmes. Maybe Holmes turned his friends in? IDK, somehow Holmes has "wronged" this guy.

So. He's following them. Insulting Holmes. Please, make him VILE. Holmes ignores him, whatever, he's used to this. He could care less.

Finally, this guy reaches out and grabs Holmes's arm to get his attention.

Watson, who has been a ticking bomb the entire time, loses it and beats the criminal into a pulp with his cane of death.

Bonus points and hugs if Holmes is, like, wildly turned on and shows his appreciation by pushing Watson into the nearest alleyway and giving him THE MOST EPIC BLOWJOB EVER.

Please make this happen?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Bamfy Ducklings by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson gets Holmes pregnant. He lays eggs. Ducklings hatch. That said I demand art of BAMFY ducklings with bowler hats and moustaches perambulating behind Holmes...

Bamfy Ducks Perambulating Behind Holmes
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Holmes and his ducklings
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: STOP MELTING MY BARBIE DOLLS!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Errant Comment, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Bargains by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson becomes very ill. Holmes is the most bad-ass mother hen to ever mother hen.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Barter System by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Post-movie, Holmes and Mary set up their own clothes-bartering system.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Barter System by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: OT4 SHARING CLOTHES.
Holmes steals from Watson who borrows from Mary who borrows from Irene who steals from Holmes.
Categories: Art Characters: Irene Adler
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Barter System 2.0 by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Mycroft learns about his little brother's barter system.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Basil tops. by tabby_stardust Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Illustration to go with Quamquam20's "Bed Intruder"
Categories: Art Characters: Basil, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: Bed Intruder
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Bastille Day by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: It is technically the 14th here, so -

Holmes is part French. Let us have him getting drunk on champagne in celebration and lecturing Watson on the French Revolution from his armchair.

In French, if you like, but I'm not picky.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Bathtime! by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

I would like......

HOLMES AND WATSON RUBBER DUCKIES

And moriarty is the seamonster bath sponge

AND INSTEAD OF LONDON FOG THEY HAVE BUBBLES

"Come Watson! We must solve the case of the missing soap!" With that, Holmes sailed off into the sea of bubbles.

And Lestrade would be the pumice stone. Useful, but no one really gives a shit about it. But he perseveres. Floating along determinedly behind the ducks. Riding their wake

Art, fic, ficlets, I'm easier than RDJ!Holmes.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inanimate Objects, Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherrinford Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Bathtub angst by reasonabsurd Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I have been craving '09 Holmes and Watson fully-clothed in a bath, Watson under/holding Holmes who's having some sort of emotional turmoil/breakdown (up to writer).

Please? *puppy dog eyes*
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


bathtub!sex by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson: bathtub!sex.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1233
[Report This] Published: 26 Feb 2011 Updated: 26 Feb 2011


BBC Christmas by sparkle_free Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Since I've suddenly found myself in a more festive mood as of late, can I please have some Christmas-related fic? Established relationship, pre-slash, or even just the epic bromance, I just want something to do with the holidays.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


BBC CukeBoys by middletone Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC Sherlock & John as VeggieTales cucumbers. IDEK Don't ask...
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


BBC Dinosaurs by taleya Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Universe crosses over with Asylum!Universe
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Asylum (Mechanical Dinosaurs), Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


BBC Five times hurt/comfort by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Five times John accidentally hurt Sherlock, and one time he hurt him on purpose.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


BBC! Lestrade by wheres_walnut Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Wonderful artists of the kinkmeme! I have a request to lay at your feet.

What is your visual interpretation of Inspector Lestrade?

Inquiring minds want to know!
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011