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Bundle of Joy by ljghunter Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Mary and Watson doesn't need any children ;-)
They can adopt Holmes!

This is such a sweet fic!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Infantilism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Bunk Beds by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: WATSON/HOLMES BUY BUNK BEDS.

WHO TOPS?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Buried Alive by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Some bad guys decide to take revenge on Holmes by walling him up in a cellar.

I'd like him to go through a spectrum of emotions, from being logical and determined looking for a way out to clawing at the walls in panic to regretting that he never told Watson that he loved him etc., and finally resigning to his fate and musing bitterly whether he will die of starvation or lack of air.

Of course Watson comes to rescue just in time!

And when they get back home again Holmes has something important to tell him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Bust by ms_meryl Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes poses nude so Watson can have some practice drawing/painting (or whatever artistic category you'd like.) the human form.
It all starts off innocently enough...for artistic purposes, but leads to more, as Watson REALLY starts to study parts of Holmes’s body.
Sexy time ensues soon after.

Bonus points for virginal Holmes…and even MORE bonus points if later that night Holmes catches Watson sketching some rather raunchy things from their earlier romp.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Bustache! by crimson_adder Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson as the Magical Schoolbus
Categories: Art Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Across the oceans, across the seas. Over forests of blackened trees.
Through valleys so still we dare not breathe, to be by your side.

Over the shifting desert plains, across mountains all in flames.
Through howling winds and driving rains, to be by your side.

Every mile and every year for every one a little tear.
I cannot explain this, dear, I will not even try.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Butterfly Kisses by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I kind of posted it in my little song!prompt, but now I'm bringing it out as a proper prompt. I'd like to see people's takes on kisses. Not like HUGE EPIC fills, but mini!fills! on a variety of kisses. Sexy, silly, sweet, sad, angsty, angry, funny. Any permutation. I just want to see people lock lips.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: All I want is your extra time, and your....Kiss
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


By Any Other Size by ingridmatthews Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson starts gaining weight now that they're getting older while Holmes stays thin as a rake. He's embaaaaarrassed and Holmes has to convince him that he still loves his body.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


By your side by buriedbooks Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Across the oceans, across the seas. Over forests of blackened trees.
Through valleys so still we dare not breathe, to be by your side.

Over the shifting desert plains, across mountains all in flames.
Through howling winds and driving rains, to be by your side.

Every mile and every year for every one a little tear.
I cannot explain this, dear, I will not even try.

Two drabbles
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


BZZZZZZ by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes, Watson, and a vuvuzela.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011