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BBC!Coffee Shop AU by 9oo Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock was shuffled from one foster home to another. (Your choice on whether he was put up for adoption or whether Mycroft and he were orphaned and separated at a young age.)

He didn't have a good go of it. By the time he's old enough to quit the system, he's cut himself from the outside world and all emotional contact. He works in a cafe to make rent and lives with a mess of roommates who use his stuff and think him a freak.

Lestrade comes in for a coffee every morning. Sherlock/Lestrade b29;

OR - John is a co-worker, and Sherlock/John/Lestrade.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


BBC!Irene by flibbles1989 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I can't help but wonder what BBC!verse Irene would be like. And how Sherlock (dammit, almost wrote Holmes) would react to her. I don't mind if it's a first meeting, or she just keeps skipping into his life and annoying the hell out of him, or they just flirt because they know it will go nowhere in the end, but we need more fantastic women in that series, dammit.

I was about to put "Less Damsels in distress, and more damsels in states of undress" but I have realised how weird that sounds.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: How BBC!John Watson died.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 49
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


BBC!Sex Pollen by starlingthefool Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: JUST.

BBC.

SEX POLLEN.

I NEED.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drugging, Fellatio, Handjob
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


BBC!Sherlock is deaf by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

(BBC)Sherlock is deaf.



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: BBC!Sherlock is deaf
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Apr 2011 Updated: 11 Apr 2011


Summary: Lestrade is Paul from Different from Girls.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: BBC!Sherlock/Different For Girls Crossover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Inspector Lestrade is Paul from Different for Girls. Second in a series.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: BBC!Sherlock/Different For Girls Crossover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade is Paul from Different for Girls. Third in a series.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: BBC!Sherlock/Different For Girls Crossover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade is Paul from Different for Girls. Fourth in a series.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: BBC!Sherlock/Different For Girls Crossover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: The Three Garridebs in the BBC!Universe.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Chat Roulette. BBC!verse. Sherlock somehow wrangles John into making out with him to the disgust/delight of random people.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Summary: 1. Take BBC Sherlock and John and put them in Victorian clothes
2. ???
3. Profit!

(AND BY "PROFIT" OF COURSE I MEAN SEX)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC's Sherlock and John as seen through the GMD universe.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC), The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


BBC!Watson gets superpowers by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Since I have a kink for Superpowers I wrote this little minifill in hope that someone get inspired and pick up the idea, or some parts of it to write an actual story.

English is not my native language, so I'm sorry for the mistakes you will find and also for the crap I wrote ( first time etc. ;).


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Apr 2011 Updated: 11 Apr 2011


BBC/09 by taleya Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

The walls of the universe are cracking and all the holmes are jumbled up


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Mar 2011 Updated: 26 Mar 2011


Summary: Lestrade has to make a deal with Death for some reason or other.

What does Death want in exchange?

One dance.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 161
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary:

Dear Kinky people out there; take a moment and think about that:

How will you celebrate the birthday of the person you actually not allowed to love? 

I've wrote down my thoughts already but what do you make of it?


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Breathplay, Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: Watson gets battered and bruised during an epic case-related fight with baddies. When he and Holmes get back to Baker Street, Watson is slightly concussed and not really well enough to have a (badly needed) hot bath alone.

Cue Holmes strips himself and drowsy Watson nekkid and they get into the bath together. :D!! Tender caring Holmes cleaning Watson's poor bruised body, sleepy Watson leaning back and kind of slurring, like "Mmm so cosy and happy, I'm having that lovely dream again..."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Bearing by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: One day, Watson starts to bleed (whether it's from physical trauma or just starts to have pain and starts to bleed) and realizes that he has had a miscarriage. He doesn't tell Holmes.

Some time later, Watson finds himself pregnant again and this time Holmes knows (and is rather excited about becoming a father). Watson has another miscarriage.

After several miscarriages, Watson is finally able to conceive a child and it starts to look like the child might make it to term (maybe it's the longest child Watson has been pregnant with).

Basically, I'd like to see a tread carefully sort of pregnancy.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama , H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Granada (Brett) , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Nov 2012 Updated: 14 Nov 2012


Bebop Holmes by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Cowboy Bebop/Sherlock Holmes crossover, anyone?
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Bed Intruder by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Basil tops. Everyone. He sets his sights on the human detective who lives outside his mousehole.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s, Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: Bed Intruder
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Bee keeping kiss by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson post-retirement smooch
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Beepiper!Holmes by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Since the vuvuzela sounds like a bee cluster, and Holmes becomes a bee-keeper. I know there was another of Holmes having psychic control over his bees, but this time- what about Holmes controlling the bees with a vuvuzela?
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: I just want Lestrade and Gregson be forced into a we-must-share-body-heat cliche for whatever reason. Banter and fluff please?
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Begging and Bound by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: shibari (or kinbaku if you prefer) fic please? Ideally spending a lot of time describing the process of Holmes being elaborately restrained with rope and how pleasurable that can be, even before they get to the sex.

Come on, during Watson's three continents worth of penis escapades surely he ran across gorgeous rope bondage and was later able to make use of this knowledge when he realized how pretty RDJ!Holmes is all covered in rope...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011