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Summary: Irritating firsts: Violin Playing
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Can we have some firsts? First time Watson found out about Holmeses cocaine addiction. First time Holmes found out about Watson's gambling. First time Holmes found out how flatulent Gladstone was IDEK, go nuts. All those unpleasant first time surprises you find out after moving in with someone.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Embrace by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes feeling extremely depressed/lonely and just wants to embrace Watson....but doesn't have a clue how to ask.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Emotional Bleeding by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Usually, Watson makes love to Holmes in a gentle, loving way. He is a considerate, if not protective, lover.
This changes whenever Holmes risks his own life, scaring Watson shitless. In those situations, Watson grabs his arm, brings him to the nearest surface available (or against a wall) and fucks him senseless, being careful not to hit his prostate, only for the purpose of hurting him as a punishment.
Holmes just endures the pain, waiting for the ordeal to end, because he knows he deserves it.

RDJ!Holmes please.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 29 Jun 2011 Updated: 29 Jun 2011


Empathy by xero_sky Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: As much as I don't believe he's even a sociopath, I'd love to read a fic where a villain tries to brutalise Sherlock into fear, only to have Sherlock, bloody from torture, calmly inform him that you can't frighten something that has no emotions.

I want an absolute monster!Sherlock scaring the living daylights out of whoever thought they were bad-ass enough to deal with the great Sherlock Holmes.
Categories: Fiction Characters: OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Torture
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Empty House angst by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

I am in almost physical need of angst. 

Empy House. Watson does not forgive Holmes. He is deeply hurt by Holmes' apparent distrust and misuse of him. He lets Holmes know how much he has suffered, and how much more he suffers now. 

Watson is not moved by Holmes' shattered expression or pained eyes. He does not stop when Holmes yells for him to come back. 

Watson refuses to see Holmes, calls the police when he tries to break in. Ignores him. 

Holmes is broken by guilt.

And then, one day, Holmes sees Watson taking a stroll. He yells out. Watson turns, and runs towards Holmes....to push him out of the way of an oncoming cab.

Watson is either killed or permanently injured. Whether he forgives Holmes or not is up to the author.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Empty House Watson-Rage by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: A different take on the Empty House - after waking up from passing out, Watson first listens quietly to Holmes's explanation, and then starts screaming at him about how Holmes is the cruelest, most heart-breakingly selfish person he has ever met. Does Holmes not realise that he can't just show up like that after all these years and act like everything's just a bloody joke and expect Watson to be happy about it, and how Watson has spent three years grieving for him, and has he no heart at all?


And Holmes standing stock still, frozen with shame and hurt, unable to even look at Watson for all the shame he feels for breaking his Watson's heart like that.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


End Days by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade is kidnapped by Moriarity or even just other criminals and is majorly tortured/raped/etc but then released or found by Sherlock. Commence Sherlock/Lestrade angst and healing.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Death, NonCon
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Enticing by Feralious Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson covers Holmes in ice cream and licks it off
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Foodplay
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Mar 2012 Updated: 24 Mar 2012


Envoi by cj_ludd18 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Can I have a fluffy, hurt and comforty retirement fic, please?
It raining constantly, and I want to read something quiet, sad and philosphical.

Please incorporate this somehow:
"The friends of Mr. Sherlock Holmes will be glad to learn that he is still alive and well, though somewhat crippled by occasional attacks of rheumatism.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Erotic punching by lonespark Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Consensual punching. Being hit can be hot but sometimes ya need more than a slap.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Ah, that was so well done! It really hurt to read! I loved all the details you added to this fic. And Holmes saying he was redecorating. xD

Though, one question... who was the third body? I thought the whole thing was just an hallucinating or something but then Watson says at the end that he'd been locked away.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Errant Comment: Awwwww, I loved that! So sweet. b29; I wish the ending hadn't cut off so abruptly, but maybe there'll be more? I can dream, lol!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Castration
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I LOVE YOU.

CONTINUE AND YOU SHALL OWN MY DIAMONDS.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cunnilingus
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Moriarty and Moran use errant comments as a secret code.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Wow, this is great! I want more... I really would love to see more of their hilarious bickering, and it was wonderful when Holmes showed up with his new partner. ;) Please continue~
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by truthwritaslies Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I guess my image counts too. :D I didn't make it as sexy though:
http://pics.livejournal.com/wingfoot_42/pic/0000ckgy/
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 230
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by sparkle_free Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Errant Comment: "Eek! I loved this so, so much! Drunken!slut!Sherlock is the best, and Jim being all creepy and manipulative and stalkery was awesome!
Will there be more of this? Because I'd LOVE to read more of this!"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by chemikalien Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

anon is slightly embarrassed to have known that already anyway


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 102
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Errant comment fill! by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: that.... is horrifying. There's seriously a teletubie actor who does porn? That's like Barney the purple dinosaur having sex. ... Oh my god, there's totally a kink meme somewhere with Barney having sex isn't there.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Errant comment fill! by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: That is literally the best fashion illustration I have ever seen. Cover of Vogue, pronto! Everyone should wear egg bombs and heels for autumn.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, OFC
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Errant comment fill! by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: The errant comment has been erased to the sands of time. One can only assume what the errant comment was. Historians will puzzle for years to come.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: Errant Comment: Thanks for all the orgasms kinkmemers. I haven't jacked off this often since I was 15.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Errant Comment fill:

My only criticism: it wasn't long enough!

I hope to see more fills from you soon.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment, First Times, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: LOVE LOVE LOVE 4EVER! SQUEEE!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011