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Eulogy by ljghunter Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Based on the 2009 movie: Irene Adler dies right before Holmes and Watson's eyes.

I'd love to read of Holmes' reaction to her death (he probably tries to convince Watson that he is ok, while in reality he is trying not to crumble in front of him). Also, I'd like a concerned/protective Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Jul 2011 Updated: 10 Jul 2011


Summary: Mary and Irene share a kiss
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Evening on the Ground by noblefish Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: From Iron & Wine's "Evening on the Ground (Lilith's Song)"

"We were born to fuck each other
one way or another"

Everything is open to the writer. Pairing, kink, whatevs. I just love the line and think it needs a fic.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Eventually by lily_the_cheese Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: So I was watching the tv series with Brett!Holmes the other day, and there was one moment when he is impeccably dressed as always, but also wearing some black leather gloves, and getting rather in someone's (Lestrades?) personal space while explaining deductions in a thoroughly masterful way.

This gave me some very interesting squiggly feelings, let me tell you.

So I want to see: masterful!Brett!Holmes, wearing black leather gloves, and Watson being terribly turned on by this. (Watson being naked and writhing on a bed while Holmes is fully clothed and touching him while wearing the gloves is entirely optional, but would be very much appreciated. :D )
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Leather
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Every twenty minutes a child grows a moustache.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Basically Sherlock, Mycroft, and Moriarty all are infatuated with Watson and try to win him over each in their own way and with their own methods. And Watson is very confused...
Categories: Art Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Holy shit. Can't breath from laughing. It is finally official. RDJ!Holmes bottoms for everyone. Men, women, other Holmeses, tentacle monsters, mice...

I love this.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Bed Intruder
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Prompt was Sam Taylor-Wood's Pieta
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Feb 2011 Updated: 19 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes develops paranoid schizophrenia.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Sep 2011 Updated: 16 Sep 2011


Exactly by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Why did Holmes choose to shoot the Queen's initials (VR) into the wall?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Mar 2011 Updated: 28 Mar 2011


Summary: Holmes working out on paper the reasoning behind his notion of himself and Watson as 'friends' and the possibility of becoming 'lovers'.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Exchanging Words by catalpa_janson Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson.

Leaving cute little notes for each other. In pockets, inbetween the strings on the violin, slipped into a book, wherever.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1233
[Report This] Published: 17 Mar 2011 Updated: 17 Mar 2011


Exhibit A by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 Mar 2011 Updated: 31 Mar 2011


Exotic Fruit by flibbles1989 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: The magical fruit of this kink is an orange. Oranges are reeaaaally funny to me. I see one and I burst out laughing. I kid you not. At Walmart, the grocery store, I will be doubled over in the aisles if I see that spunky bright little demon. I can't explain it, it creeps me out as well, but I think I may have found a remedy.

I request a fic (Or art, your pick) where either Watson or Holmes eats this devious little fruit. The other sees it and is instantly mesmerized by the way his lips, tongue, teeth, etc. work at that slutty little orange. Juice running down chin, tongue moving in unnecessarily dramatic fashions, said other getting OBVIOUS HARD-ON, take it where you will, anon.

I want to make it so next time I go to the store and see an orange I will jizz in my pants instead of laugh. CURE ME, ANON!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Expanded Movie Scene by l_aviateur Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I keep thinking about the scene in the movie where Watson seeks out Holmes in the room above the punch bowl. Watson is still angry with Holmes for the fiasco at the Royale. The part that gets me is when Watson says "YOU are Blackwood's final request." (which is really, really creepy if you ask me) and Holmes looks up at Watson with those big, puppy dog eyes, all sad and bewildered. I would like some expostion on Watson's thoughts here. Just for the Hell of it. Get creative.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Expérimentation by yue_ix Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson, French.

Because I have a French fetish, however clunky it may be in the film.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 632
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Expecting by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I want Guy Ritchie verse (aka Robert Downey Jr version) Holmes to be pregnant with a daughter, and he's falling so in love with his unborn child that he speaks to her often, even singing to her in French when she keeps kicking him in his sleep.

Watson is the loving, doting father. He does whatever he can to keep Holmes happy. Perhaps Holmes becomes worried about whether or not their daughter will survive the birth and Watson comforts him with touches, kisses, belly rubs, you name it.

And when the baby is born (they name her Nina, and she has Holmes' tan skin, and dark brown hair and eyes) Holmes discovers the joy of suckling her, even though he feels a twinge of sadness that she is no longer safe inside his womb...
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Drama , Fluff, H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Apr 2012 Updated: 23 Apr 2012


Summary:

Experienced!Watson; inexperienced!Holmes. But Holmes is oh so eager. Desperately so. I don't want to be too prescriptive for any possible writer, but there are bonus points available for urgent frotting and one whole internet for whosoever makes Homes come in his pants.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Apr 2011 Updated: 26 Apr 2011


Experiment by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson only had sex once, why? Answer: An experiment.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Experiment by unsettledink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes knows about a multitude of different kinks, but having been a virgin before Watson, has no idea if he has a kink himself. So, he insists he and Watson experiment in bed.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1023
[Report This] Published: 28 Apr 2011 Updated: 28 Apr 2011


Experiments by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: More cushion for the pushin'. Dat ass. The badonkadonkdonk. We've all said it. We've all thought it. Even us girls wish we could tap it. But Watson actually gets to, so lets have fic where Watson is ALL ABOUT RDJ!Holmes' booté.

-smacking his ass as they pass in the hallway
-grabbing a handful whenever he can
-dirty talking to Holmes over his shoulder about dat ass as he taps said ass from behind, etc etc etc.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Experiments by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

09' verse

Holmes/Watson

Watson wants dat ass...


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Mar 2011 Updated: 01 Mar 2011


Experiments by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes and Watson hesitantly experiment with their sexuality after seeing a homosexual couple in an alley.



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 May 2011 Updated: 03 May 2011


Explicit by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Moriarty gets Holmes for the holidays.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Jan 2012 Updated: 07 Jan 2012