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Face-fucking by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson, face-fucking. Holmes always loses control of himself whenever Watson gives him head. Watson doesn't mind.



Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1121
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


Fade to Black by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Dark!Irene is sick of being ignored by Holmes (who is asexual or genophobic, or just 100% gay). So she drugs him and ties him to the bed and tries to ride his cock when he wakes up again. But fails because she can't get him hard.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Irene, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Breathplay, NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Faery Tales by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Tell me a fairy tale


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 29 Mar 2011 Updated: 29 Mar 2011


Fag Hag Mary by gyzym Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: We need more awesome Movie!Mary. Srsly. By the end of the film he's already remarkably fond of her - If Watson must marry then he must, although god knows Holmes can't see why. And of course he must come around to tea. And perhaps Watson is called away and perhaps they get drunk while Watson is off on an emergency, which is quite improper but Holmes won't stop offering her glasses and of course he can't drink alone, that would be a terribly tragic thing to do so she drinks to be sociable and then he's pouring another one, stubbled face delightfully affable and charming, capturing her chin between two fingers and saying "My dear, for a woman, you are one of the most stunningly aesthetically pleasing creatures it has ever been my fortune to observe." *sniff* "For a woman."

Of course by the time Watson comes home they're all ridiculously soused and comfortable with each other in a tangle of legs and giggles on the settee and Holmes is all "WATSON! YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT STORY ABOUT THE ENRAGED PARROT!" and from that point on Mary is totes Holmes' fag hag. TRYING TO HOOK HIM UP WITH OTHER MEN. "What about lestrade, you like him, don't you?" "Good god woman, never mention that to me again."

Dressing her up! Fucking about! Watson being completely blase and non-threatened by the relationship is a must. "Did you two have trouble with her corset stays again, Holmes?"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Fairytale Romance by buriedbooks Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A dark Fairy tale Romance
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Faithfully Yours by gyzym Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is stalked
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Fall by lily_the_cheese Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: If he holds on, he'll pull Holmes over the edge with him. So Watson lets go.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Falling by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Posted this before but I can't find where. Watson just looks so sad, could someone please write a fic to go with this?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


False Arresting by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson get arrested for sodomy... but neither of them have performed the act, or have been with another male.

Could be angsty or humourous, could be H/W after they get through the ordeal. Doesn't matter. I'm just imagining Lestrade or someone arresting them and Holmes and Watson going 'Wait, what... really? Dude, that's silly.'
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Fascinating by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I have been watching a ton of Star Trek lately, and now have a desperate need for Holmes/Spock. I don't care how or which Spock, but Holmes has to be Victorian verse, so Brett/canon or RDJ!Holmes please.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Fault by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Tied up by some criminals, Holmes is forced to witness a particularly violent murder, and is then left to lie with the body, soaking in the blood. When Watson and the Yard find him, he's practically catatonic, and Watson has to talk to him and comfort him.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Faust by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes makes a deal with the devil for immortality and years later thinks of dead watson and that time.



Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Fear by truthwritaslies Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: For Challenge #6

There's been a lot of fics written about first times, but what about only times? Basically, something that happens to a character or characters only one time.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #6
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 187
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Feet in lap by arkady Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I'd love something fluffy, idc if it gets smutty or not, with either Holmes or Watson with their feet in the other's lap.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Feline Grace by wave_of_sorrow Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I’m the baddest chick and they don’t call me that for nothing
diamond princess straight VBS stuntin
like grey eyes, hour glass frame
still got the crown for best ass in the game
hips of a Goddess, watch how I throw em
so good it make em wanna tattoo my lips on em
I’m so bad and I rep that hood
pussy stay wet, sex so good
10 years strong you should act like you know me
hair so fine make you do the hokey Cokey
a good stroke in and a good stroke out
now thats what I’m all about
I’m the baddest
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Felines by jaelijn Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Looking for fics with this pairing:
Watson+ half human/cat!Holmes


Please, no crack! I know it's a bit of a crack pairing,
but I'd rather read something slightly angsty and sexy, instead.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Fever by linguini17 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade gets sick, and Holmes and Watson have to take care of him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary:

Take something you've done/seen/enjoyed/encountered/what-have-you today (or recently) and turn it into a little bit of SH fiction. It's the best way to not bore people with stuff that's not really interesting to virtual strangers.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary: Holmes is hurt. Watson, Mary and Irene tend to him. Sexily. Fic to accompany the picture.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Holmes/Watson/Irene/Mary H/C
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Fifteen Minutes by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: As Ratigan waits for Basil to fall into his trap, he fantasizes about how thoroughly he will bring the Great Mouse Detective down...
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Ratigan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Masturbation, NonCon
Universe: The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary:

Fifty Ways to Leave your Lover 
(Muppet Cover of the song if you're unfamiliar with it)

Multiple very short fills (aiming at 50), any pairing, any 'verse.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


Fighting Holmes is Hot by flibbles1989 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Reposting prompt with a bit of a change:

Some point early in their living together Watson gets frustrated with Holmes and breaks his beloved violin, only to feel horrible afterwards and buy him a Stradivarius and happy first time sex ensues.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Figments by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes thinks Watson is a figment of his imagination... except he's not. He's really actually there.



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


FILE YOUR FILLS! by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson never posts his fills in the Filled Prompt Post. Dr Quackers gets him.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Doctor Quackers
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Fill - Romantic Cuddling by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Maybe Holmes (or Watson) is asexual, if you like, and they're just romantic with one another. Or maybe they're just some insane kind of platonic. Up to you, really. But it'd be really great to see some snugglin' and cuddlin' without sexy times. They can kiss, too, just as long as it's not sexual. Maybe they cuddle up in bed, or on the floor by the fire, maybe Holmes lays out with his head in Watson's lap while Watson reads some of his notes back to him, maybe one is all yuckied up from a case and the other treats them to a bath.

Just lots of touching/lingering/intimacy without sexual tension.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011