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Fill the Flowers by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I had a crappy night. Really crappy (rejection's a BITCH) and in dire need of a hug.

Or a fic/art with someone giving someone else hug! Make someone really sad :( and low and then someone unexpected gives them a BIG hug and makes it all better! *cough lestrade gives sherlock a hug cough*

Or anyone else of your prefrence.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Without A Clue
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes attempts to get Watson to guess what is inside his jar of dirt.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Holmes Has A Jar Of Dirt
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Summary: Holmes is asked to take on the case of a particular pirate regarding the jar of dirt.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Holmes Has A Jar Of Dirt
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Filled by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Just write me some dirty, dirty H/W porn with bottom!Watson. Detailed fingering, spanking, bondage, D/s elements, anything and everything goes. I have only one requirement: Holmes playing with Watson's cummy hole aftewards ::::)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Bondage, Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Filling It by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 Mar 2011 Updated: 31 Mar 2011


Summary: I used to be a none-fearing consulting detective. Then I took an hook to the shoulder.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death, Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 412
[Report This] Published: 04 Jan 2012 Updated: 04 Jan 2012


Summary:

Holmes savors his last moments with Watson before confronting Moriarty.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Apr 2011 Updated: 26 Apr 2011


Finder's Fee by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I need Mycroft berating Sherlock for the MASSIVE POLITICAL FAIL which will no doubt result from the end of this episode.

Better yet - prevent MASSIVE POLITICAL FAIL from happening: somehow get lil' green item of epic value back to where it belongs instead of allowing it someone who got it from someone who stole it from someone who stole it from an organization who stole it to make millions off it.

To Add a Kink: Holmes and Watson return the Item of Value to the Country of Origin. To do this, they need to make a transfer (organized by Mycroft) to a contact. This involves a handcuff suitcase. Seeing John's wrist in the handcuff gets Sherlock Hot and Bothered.

For EXTRA BONUS POINTS: please involve an Asian character who isn't a gang member, doesn't get killed, and isn't a ninja or amazing acrobat.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Finger Sucking by spacefall Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson just lying back with his head in Holmes' lap and sucking on Holmes' fingers.
Please?
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Fingering by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Fingering. Not as foreplay but for its own sake.
Highly detailed. Highly lubricated. Highly orgasmic.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fingering, Frottage
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Sep 2011 Updated: 08 Sep 2011


Fingers by tabby_stardust Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson slowly worshipping each and every one of Holmes' fingers, from tip to joint to hand, his wrists.... ending in Holmes coming from that alone and returning the favour with a skillfull handjob.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Hand Fetish
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Aug 2011 Updated: 23 Aug 2011


Summary: Draw Holmes and Watson's first kiss. Any/every 'verse you can dream of welcome.

Everybody should play (Stick figures/unidentifiable blobs are encouraged!). I just want to see a thread of as many potential first kisses as humanly possible.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: First Kisses
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


First Name Basis by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

First name!kink, because boy do I have one for these two.

Y'know what I mean, the only time Watson can get Holmes to call him John. Take it whichever way you like!

... and I swear, that wasn't a euphemism when I said it in my head.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 797
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Fist Fight by old_blueeyes Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson;
Fist-fight


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 583
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Five kisses by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

5 of Watson's first kisses in a relationship and 1 of his last.



Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Jun 2011 Updated: 14 Jun 2011


Five Objects by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: There are five objects that Holmes likes to have close at hand during sex. Of the five, two of them have nothing to do with sex, one is to fulfil Watson's kink, and one of them used to belong to Mrs Hudson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Spanking, Toys
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Five Steps by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson '09
Holmes realizes that his subtle flirting clearly isn't working. So, he studies couples to find out how they flirt, and tries using this tactics with Watson.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 29 Jun 2011 Updated: 29 Jun 2011


Summary: Five things Mary has in common with Holmes, and one thing she doesn't.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: .........and Totally Thought They Were Being Sneaky and Got Away With it (But They Didn't).
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Five Times Holmes met Death by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Five times Discworld's Death met Holmes.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Five Times Lestrade Was Turned Down

And One Time He Wasn't
Categories: Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: "Can you manage?"
"Of course I can."

Five times Watson managed and one time he didn't.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , Fluff, H/C, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Five times... by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes broke a promise, and one time he didn't.



Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 May 2011 Updated: 31 May 2011


Fixation by arileo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Can we please have Watson being turned on in the most innapropriate situations because an orally fixated Holmes just can't stop putting random objects in his mouth?

'Holmes have you seen my - GOOD GOD MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT TEACUP UNF' etc.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 449
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Fleagueing the Jade by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: i love figging, i really do. tis my secretest, most treasured kink, but always so underrepresented... we've had at least one steaming hot figging fill, but this is victorian england damnit and this is a genuine victorian kink! sooooo i propose another - for hotness and hilarity - ACCIDENTAL FIGGING
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Figging
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1228
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011