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Flexible!Watson by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: That looks rather uncomfortable, dear chap."
"No, I'm just your flexible Watson."

Watson knows of a few circus skills. Holmes, Lestrade, Mary, Irene, WHOEVER, is/are
both impressed and rather turned on by it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Fluent by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Asexual and fully clothed Holmes fingering and/or jerking off naked and totally incoherent with need and desire Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality, Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Fluff by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: For the love of God, someone write me a quick bit of happy fluff
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Flux by taleya Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: After the wedding Holmes keeps intruding on Watson's time with calls for cases, ridiculously exaggerated injuries and overblown illnesses to get his attention. Finally Watson has had enough and physically throws him out next time he shows up. Except Holmes wasn't faking it that time, and he really was sick or injured.

A couple days later Nanny comes around to Watson because she hasn't been able to get into his room or heard from Holmes for the past two days. Watson goes around and kicks in the door to yell at him for upsetting her and finds Holmes is now dangerously ill.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Folded Messages by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: For Challenge #2

All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life." –Oscar Wilde

Or, to be more precise, the theme is: art. Any type, any definition; as long as the entry incorporates or makes mention of some form of art, it goes.

(In the case of drawings, etc. - the fact that they are art themselves would obviously not be enough; the subject would have to relate to the theme in some way. )
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Challenge #2
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Fool me once by tacosoup Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson has a habit of gambling away his rent money. In order to pay the rent, he starts to pimp out Asexual!Holmes.
I just have this idea of Watson calling for Holmes, "There's a client for you." and Holmes getting really excited and comes out of his room. Then his face falls when he realizes it's that kind of client, and not a new case.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality, NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Foot Fetish by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has a foot fetish.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Foot Fetish
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Foot Massage by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Mary demands a foot massage from Holmes. He obliges.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cunnilingus, D/s, Foot Fetish
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Foot Masseur by scarletwilder Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Foot fetish please? Any pairing, though one involving Holmes would be greatly appreciated.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Foot Fetish
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Feb 2011 Updated: 19 Feb 2011


For a greater good by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Mycroft knows that the only way to bring Holmes back to serve England post-reichenbach is to give him a pressing enough reason.

The death of Mary Watson should just about do it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


For His Own Good by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

"Do you still love me?"

"What?"

"Do you still love me? If you say no, I will leave and never haunt your door again."

"Holmes..."


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Apr 2011 Updated: 26 Apr 2011


For King and Country by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: "50 ways to leave your lover, any pairing, any 'verse, multiple short fills"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


For Luck by cj_ludd18 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Lestrade are trapped ~somewhere~ and Holmes is injured. Lestrade takes care of him, and despite how awkward he is you can tell he really does care about Holmes. Watson of course rescues them, preferably in completely BAMFy style, but despite how completely glad Holmes is to see Watson, he doesn't let go of Lestrade's hand ;)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: 5 (or 3 or n) times Sherlock and John would have had sex if they'd had a condom.

And 1 time they did.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC Sherlock and Lestrade. NC-17. Not a lot of talking from Sherlock if possible. No talking would be preferable. Or nasty looks. Or thoughts. Oh, fuck this.

BBC Watson and Lestrade instead.

No, no. That doesn't work for me either. Martin Freeman looks like a depressed potato. Hmm. Aha!

BBC Lestrade and RDJHolmes. There! Perfect!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Forbidden Fruit by flibbles1989 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: APPLE EATING

Preferably with RDJ!Holmes eating an apple. As in, biting into it, maybe some juice trickling down his chin... Maybe Watson watches and the sounds of Holmes biting into the apple, chewing, licking juice off his lips drive him crazy. Making out ensues y/y?! With Holmes' mouth being all sticky and sweet.

tl;dr Apple-eating!kink Holmes eats an apple, Watson loves it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Forced Feminization by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Any verse - Dark!Watson and/or Dark!Irene force Holmes to dress up as a lady for him/her/them.



Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Apr 2011 Updated: 11 Apr 2011


Forget-Me-Not by bcaluroso Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Moriarty survives his little plunge off the falls...
However, he is left with a rather tattered mind. His malicious notions and every memory of his past deeds are gone. The only thing he retains is his intellect and a knowledge of Sherlock Holmes, where ever he may be.

He goes to track down Holmes to fill in an attempt to fill in the blanks of his memories. He's dismayed and shocked at what he finds out what he's done...
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 1930's Movies (Rathbone)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1205
[Report This] Published: 23 Feb 2011 Updated: 23 Feb 2011


Summary: So, Holmes is running from some baddie or other, and in an attempt to get away, ends up hiding in the confession room of a church. I want a progression from Holmes chatting randomly to pass the time to him having an emotional confession about the remorse he feels for having to kill people in his work, or being too late to save others, or others (*cough*Watson&ScotlandYard*cough*) getting hurt while working with him... even if he's not particularly religious.
Categories: Fiction Characters: OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Summary: Priest!Holmes/Irene

Holmes is undercover to stop Irene from stealing a priceless artifact from a cathedral. She sees through his disguise but feigns ignorance and detours to the Confessional. Things get really hot in the Confessional as Irene "confesses" to Priest!Holmes who becomes aroused by what he sees and hears. Holmes can't resist in making Irene's "confessions" become truth.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Just watched Fortysomething for the first time and I am in LOVE. It's fantastic and Rory (Benedict Cumberpatch's character) is adorable in his new age guy, sensitive, Too-nice-for-this-world sort of way.

Anyway - my prompt is that Holmes and Mycroft are actually members of the Slippery family, whether they be sons, adopted cousins, I don't care. I just want them both (and John of course) to come home for Christmas and utter madness to ensue.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 48
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Found by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "Watson is immortal. He's still alive now. What does he do? What does he think of the popularity of his stories, and the many adaptations of them?"
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: ACD is a Prat
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific), Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Sep 2011 Updated: 05 Sep 2011


Four to Avoid by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The five "natural" emotions.

Grief
Anger
Envy
Fear
Love
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Feb 2011 Updated: 19 Feb 2011


Foursome by the_rusty_bird Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Irene and Watson jointly seduce Holmes. Mary watches.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 211
[Report This] Published: 01 Mar 2011 Updated: 01 Mar 2011


Fowl Play by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson walks in on Holmes fucking a chicken.

Bonus points if the chicken later pecks off Holmes's penis.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bestiality
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011