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Freak by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock/Sgt. Donovan. The real reason why the two are so hostile to each other is because they're conducting a passionate affair in secret, and they don't want anyone to know. The whole bit in "A Study in Pink" where she warns John to stay away from Sherlock because he's a psychopath? That's Sally Donovan for "BACK OFF BITCH HE'S MINE."

Oh, and "freak" is her pet name for him. And they both get off on her using it in public.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: was re-reading the Onion. In particular, the article Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?

This is sadly, a commonplace occurrence for our dear Doctor Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 678
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Frustrated!Holmes by d_eli_rium Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I just want an artfill of frustrated!Holmes facepalming or headdesking. (Bonus if Watson's on the side rolling his eyes.)
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: So while Sherlock and John are investigating a series of disapearances in the London area, they are obducted by a gang who sacrifice virgins to 'appease the gods'

They find out that [either Watson or Homes depending on what verse you use] is a virgin and decide to sacrifice him the next day.

So they figure out that, while being kept in the same cell, the only way to save him is for the other one to fuck him so he won't be able to sacrifice him.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Virginity
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Fuck or Flee by lonespark Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Mary/Holmes- Mary goes to see Holmes and confront him about his obvious distaste of her and treatment of Watson. Arguement ensues leading to...FUCK OR FLEE.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Fuck the Police by Bonzananza Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

http://www.cracked.com/article_19065_18-o

ld-timey-photos-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped.html?utm_souce=Crackedoutbrain

Check out number 10, and tell me that doesn't look like our dear Hotson on a quadricycle of DEATH.

This needs fic...or art. Either would be cool.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 04 Mar 2012 Updated: 04 Mar 2012


Summary: Holmes gets mocked by Scotland Yard and wibbles, in a manly way. Watson is all, FUCK YOU, BITCHES. TASTE MY CANE.

But verbally.

Then Watson takes him and ravishes Holmes like a duck on bread.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Full Circle by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

At some point, for whatever reason, Holmes finds himself alone with several thugs who wish him harm. They restrain him and they hit him, again and again. They don't want to kill him, though they might not care particularly if they do. They want him to hurt.

Later, Holmes doesn't understand why he can't seem to get over it.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Function and Form by dire_redux Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Blackwood's Raven. I need fic about the bird. It was a raven, right?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Funny and Hot by adrianfdagmar Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Errant Comment: I like this! Funny and hot, my kinda fic ;) :D
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Errant Comment, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Fur crossover by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: AU where Watson is a photographer, and Holmes is his neighbor, a la 'Fur.' Lionel is such an amazing smooth-talking dom in this movie. We need porn.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade is injured can Watson's Magical Sparkly Healing Cock cure all?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Watson's magical sparkly healing cock
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Fuzzy Tripping by solara_karrde Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Lestrade and Burke!Watson hook up. There's gender switching and cake.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011