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Gambling in the bedroom by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson likes to gamble in the bedroom...flipping coins to see how he'll hurt Holmes next, rolling dice to see how many times he'll force Holmes to come, etc. Is it his fault Holmes has wretched luck?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Gang Bang Watson by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: really, really need someone to write me something where Watson gets (consensually) gang-banged like the little wanton slut that he is.

Holmes observes.

And then I want Holmes to be the last one to fuck Watson's loose, come-filled hole, after everyone else is gone.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Gangbang
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Gay Guinea Pigs by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Companion piece to Holmes buys Watson a guinea pig Sparkle_Free
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Gentle lovemaking by softly_smile Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Sherlock is a really gentle lover, not like everyone (and John) think he is...And sex in the armchair, veeeeeery slowly, Sherlock being top, and bringing John to the bedroom in the middle of it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fingering
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Gentleman's Wager by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: HOLMES. WATSON. "ROCKY ROAD TO DUBLIN". SEX.

I don't care how or why. JUST DO IT, KIND ANONS. PLEASE
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1677
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


gentlemen's generation by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson become members of...GIRL'S GENERATION! KOREA'S #1 ALL FEMALE POP GROUP!???? Artfill or fic will do just fine!
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Get thee to the church on time by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

In a last ditch effort to make Watson stay, Holmes handcuffs *him* to a bed. Or a chair. Or to himself!

Anyway, leads to sexytiems, plz? :D


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 980
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Ghost Hunters by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Take a book, one you like. Take the first sentence of every 10 (or 20, or 50, depends on how long the book is) pages, and get inspired by the words to write a tiny drabble about your ship.

The stranger the book, the better the drabbles, is the ususal way.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Ghost!John comes to grips with his death post-The Great Game
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Ghosts and Absolutions by sparkle_free Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Sequel to Pens and Reparations
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Pens and Reparations
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Ginger by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: As a punishment for whatever arbitrary infraction of your choice, Dom!Watson sticks ginger up Sub!Sherlock's arse and makes him go out in public with it still in there. Holmes hovers between humiliated and SHOCKINGLY TURNED ON. Then when they get home Watson canes that backside until Sherlock's darned well learned his lesson
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s, Figging
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Ginger Nuts by random_nexus Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: While intimate for the first time John discovers Sherlock has a terrible dark secret.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary:

gender-swap!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Genderfuck, UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 594
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Give and Take by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes finds himself pregnant.

Watson performs the abortion.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 May 2012 Updated: 06 May 2012


Gladstone by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Gladstone is not a real dog. Gladstone is Holmes' puppyplay name.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Puppyplay
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary:

Fiddling with Sir Thomas' magic book, Holmes turns Gladstone into a tiger. 

Any or all of the following:

-Gladstone doesn't act any different. 
-Holmes is ecstatic, as now he can experiment on Gladstone yet again to see what would happen should the subject be feline instead of canine. 
-Everyone who knows Holmes and Watson just kind of take it in stride. 
-Holmes's and/or Watson's clients freak. 

Crackity crack ensues!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 332
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


Gladstone Prompt Fill by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Gladstone wants his two masters to be together and fall in love because he cannot stand thinking about being separated from either of them if Watson got married. He plots in his cute doggie way to get them together :)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Glasses by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I want one of them in glasses. God, Idek, just – glasses, sliding down the nose, tilting head back to look at someone through them, pulling them off for sexy times, cleaning them … guh
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Glimpse by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes walks around in a dressing gown with nothing underneath. Watson is bothered.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


Summary: Basil the Great Mouse Detective in drag, wearing the dancing mouse outfit.
Categories: Art Characters: Basil
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 May 2011 Updated: 01 May 2011


Go On by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Can someone write a Holmes/Watson, Moriarty/Moran fic with parallel events? It works like this:

H/W love declaration vs. M/M love declaration
H/W first kiss vs. M/M first kiss
and so on...

And the stories are always quite similar, only M/M is more evil (or was that more fluffy?) in its execution.

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Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , First Times, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Going slightly mad by feriowind Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes wakes up to find himself in a lunatic asylum. According to the doctors, he's an addict (and probable sodomite) suffering from severe delusions of grandeur, and his detective career, his relationship with the Yard, his relationship with Watson, are all the fevered projections of a drug-addled mind. Holmes desperately tries to reason with them, but his protests are just taken as further proof of his madness.... and after a while he himself begins to question what's real.

Bonus points for sadistic doctors singling Holmes out, tormenting him, doing experiments on him, messing with his head, and ripping his story and self-esteem to shreds using cool psycho-analysis. Bonus mindscrew points if the worst of the doctors is named (and bears a uncanny resemblance to) Dr. John Watson.

TL;DR: mind-fucks and Holmes suffering and trying to hang on to his sanity by his fingertips in a completely hellish Victorian insane asylum.

And to put some proper kink back in this kinkmeme prompt... I have a massive thing for straight-jacket!Holmes tied up tight and helpless. Just saying.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC!verse.

Somebody, doesn't matter who, gets in a situation where, with all the joy in their heart and all the air in their lungs, shouts "WHEEEEEE!!!" Everyone around him/her either looks at them in confusion or joins him/her because they're in the same situation.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Gone with the Holmes by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: US Civil War AU

Grays and blues, baby
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: SUMMER CAMP AU.

Holmes and Watson are camp counselors. For some Irregular kids!

"Holmes, what the fuck are you doing it's curfew... Are those my swimming trunks? HOLMES!"

and

"I don't WANT to eat oatmeal."
"Holmes, you haven't eaten a damn thing today..."
*Holmes leers*
"Well, yes, aside from *coughs* that. And that doesn't count as breakfast."

(in a low voice) "Well, it is white, and thick... hmm... I think I may have discovered Cook's secret ingredient in our breakfast."

"...You are going to make me sick. You're not human."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011