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I am what I am by feriowind Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Someone please, draw Holmes in one of those sailorsuits...
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


I can has memebang? by nicodeimus Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

THE WALLS OF REALITY ARE BREAKING DOWN. AND ALL THE WATSONS AND HOLMES ARE JUMBLED UP.

GO!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Without A Clue
Challenges:
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary:

The walls are breaking down and universes are crossing!


Categories: Art Characters: Dawson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary:

The universes are colliding!


Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 1930's Movies (Rathbone), 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary:

The universes are colliding!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary:

The universes are colliding!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary: watson is a werewolf and holmes is an ex-con. they both have magical powers and are trying to defeat she-who-must-not-be-named (maryireneadlermorston) and in a final show down holmes is killed by drapery. thereloveiscannon
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary:

THE WALLS OF REALITY ARE BREAKING DOWN. AND ALL THE WATSONS AND HOLMES ARE JUMBLED UP.

GO!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary: Brett!Holmes never sits in a normal way.

Yeah, that's my prompt.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock and John go dancing at the gay bar.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: I Don't Feel Like Dancing (at the gay bar gay bar gay bar)
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


I Don't Want To Lose You by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade is doing something dangerous, and Gregson is freaking out.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


Summary: Holmes is subject to an infestation. Thinking that it's just parasites or similar he starts to consult Watson about getting rid of them but balks when he realises that they're sentient. Make of it what you will.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Please someone ... anyone spank Sherlock.

He is such a brat!! (and I love him for it.)

Could be John, Lestrade or Mycroft taking him in hand, don't really mind who.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Spanking
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


I Got Mine by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock has pretty much deduced that John masturbates in the shower [...] It stops being a game with himself about deducing John and more an increasing urge to actually hear/see John getting off.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob, Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: olmes had been missing for a little while and is found severely injured (by rape and torture)
Holmes injuries vary from bruises, whiplashes, and he even has disgusting words carved into his skin…
He can only stand to be around Watson, and while Watson is stitching him up he swears vengeance on those who did this to him (if they aren’t dead already/captured), talks Holmes through his medical care, and thinks (or even tells Holmes) about how much he loves Holmes. (Or maybe Holmes just randomly tells Watson he loves him.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes is stalked by a flying penis.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: This long-overdue prompt is for [info]muir_wolf who wrote a great Psych fanfic that made me desperate to read a crossover. So, the prompt is simple: it must be oozing with Holmes/Watson and Shassie goodness. (I'd prefer if the pairings are kept like that - no boyfriend swapping, please!- and I am also not a big fan of foursomes.) How and why the two universes collide is entirely up to you. Bonus points will definitely be in order, however, for overprotectiveness and jealousy (and confessions and/or first kisses, if you should so choose). b29;
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


I Like The Way You Think by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I don't know if this has been asked yet (and frankly I'm surprised if it hasn't), but: we've had Stark/RDJ!Holmes, Brett!Holmes/RDJ!Holmes, I think it is high time we had some BBC!Holmes/RDJ!Holmes.

DONTCHA THINK?
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: "I love how I don’t know where this is going! *nibbles fingernails*"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


I love you by lily_the_cheese Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: At Reichenback, Watson is so downhearted after reading Holmes' letter that he jumps into the falls. Holmes can't but watch.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary:

Have we had this yet?



Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Summary: For Challenge #2

All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life." –Oscar Wilde

Or, to be more precise, the theme is: art. Any type, any definition; as long as the entry incorporates or makes mention of some form of art, it goes.

(In the case of drawings, etc. - the fact that they are art themselves would obviously not be enough; the subject would have to relate to the theme in some way. )
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #2
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


I Need it to Hurt by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson

 

"I need it to hurt, Watson."


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Knife Play
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 May 2011 Updated: 01 May 2011


Summary:

Use this line: "Why do you love me?"

Challenge? Pairing can't be John Watson/Sherlock Holmes.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 320
[Report This] Published: 15 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Summary: Moriarty kisses Santa Claus. Watson is jealous until a threeway breaks out.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011