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Jack the Ripper by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

The reason Jack the Ripper was never found was because Holmes never tried that hard to find him.
Holmes never liked women.

Take it as you will~


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Jam by ljghunter Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson gets shot in the head. It goes in one side, jumbles up brains, and goes out the other. He survives, but his last thought as an intelligent man is how much his brains look like jam.

Which is why it's Jam!Watson's favourite food. If he can put in as much squishy red stuff as he lost, then he must get better!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 1930's Movies (Rathbone)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Jam Yesterday, Jam Tomorrow by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Jam!Watson punishes his Holmes for eating the last of the jam.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Foodplay
Universe: 1930's Movies (Rathbone)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Jammy Watson by taleya Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Somehow, movie!Watson gets replaced with New Jammy Watson. Hilarity ensues as Holmes must rely on New Watson and Proper Watson fights to get his role back
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 452
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Jealous!Watson by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is in love with Watson. Unfortunately, Holmes has some self-esteem/internalized-homophobia/drug-corrupted-mind/author's-choice issues... So he hasn't come to terms with his feelings in a positive way, and it haunts his subconscious.

Five nights of dreams with Dark!Watson/Holmes. A focus on the different varieties of Dark!Watson would be wonderful, possibly Sadistic!Watson, Jealous!Watson, Drunk!Watson, Homophobic!Watson, and Blame-the-Victim!Watson?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Summary: Brett is Blackwood.
Categories: Art Characters: Blackwood
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Jizz In His Pants by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson ejaculates on Holmes' violin, Holmes' retaliates by jizzing all over Watson's notes and books and things and it becomes a full on war: pipes, slippers, tools-NOTHING IS SAFE. (Until maybe they decide that coming in/on each other is much more pleasant. ...And less...sticky.)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: John and Sherlock indulge in ageplay with a side of daddykink.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Daddy!Kink, Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: John and Sherlock get into a snowball fight.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: John cooks. Sherlock pretends to like it. It is terrible.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Oct 2011 Updated: 25 Oct 2011


Summary: John lets his hair grow out. Sherlock approves of this.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: John grows his hair out
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Fic to accompany adrianfdagmar's art.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: John grows his hair out
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


John has a baby Nano by middletone Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: John's iPod Nano looks suspiciously familiar.
Categories: Art Characters: Inanimate Objects
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Meet John. He has just been captured by Moriarty and is now strapped to Semtex waiting for Sherlock to come find him at the swimming pool. This fate could have been avoided if he had a sassy gay friend.
Categories: Art Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, OMC
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


John has no self esteem by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "I'm a fat ugly sod."

Holmes shows him otherwise.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock is dead *hands out tissues*. I want the reactions. Is it up to Lestrade to tell John? Does Mycroft thrack this guy down and have his genitals removed with a cheese grater? Who goes to Sherlock's funeral?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


John rocks the sweaters by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC John doesn't have a 'tache, but he rocks those sweaters.

Embrace the sweaters! Show me Sweater-love!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: John sleeps in Sherlock's shirts. Donovan finds out how he knows.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 180
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


John smokes by sockpuppetaccnt Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: BBC verse. Sherlock and Lestrade may have kicked the habit, but John is a secret smoker. How the hell he's managed to hide it from Sherlock is a mystery, but there you go. Lestrade catches him at it, and his resolve crumbles. John is all "whatever, just don't dare blame me" when Lesterade joins him. Then they giggle about smoking behind Sherlock's back like two schoolgirls hiding from daddy.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Meet John. He has just been captured by Moriarty and is now strapped to Semtex waiting for Sherlock to come find him at the swimming pool. This fate could have been avoided if he had a sassy gay friend.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, OMC
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Scotland Yard uses him for his intellect to solve cases. His brother uses him to do the legwork he doesn't want to do. Clients want to use him to solve their cases. He's seen the criminal element, where everyone uses everyone else for something.

What he is not used to is John Watson's acts of kindness without strings attached.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 Apr 2011 Updated: 03 Apr 2011


John Watson: BAMF by flying_android Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is kidnapped and no one knows where he's being held. Watson sets out to save him but instead of looking for clues and deducing and all that pussy crap, he simply grabs whomever looks suspect and threatens to amputate their privates, sans anesthesia, unless they spill their guts. o/

Once he figures out where Holmes is, he kicks ass across the country, beats the manure out of everyone standing in his way and rescues an amazed -- and majorly turned on -- Holmes who immediately spreads 'em for John Watson, BAMF.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Dr. John Watson: Victorian Hipster!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock is used to being socially abused, jeered at, labelled a freak and looked at with suspicious awe.

The one thing he cannot handle is John Watson's unthinking kindness.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson normally does not have a 'tache, but it sprouts when he comes into season, as a sign of sexual readiness.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, First Times, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011